#// me just imagining the like pause frame on cosmo after lesley says that and just the part of

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“lesley — are you still on vampiresonly.com?”

❝  And  if  I  was  ?  Would  that  make  you  feel  jealous  ~  ?  ❞  There's  a  twinkle  in  their  gaze,  all  full  of  mischief  and  tone  full  of  teasing.  ❝  But  if  it  makes  you  feel  better,  I  took  a  little  break  from  it  because  that  last  date  went  sour.  ❞ Oh yeah, they forgot to mention that date to Cosmo but that was a while ago now and well, they also put away the vampiresonly because of their confusing resurfacing feelings for Cosmo (  but that was a whole other thing entirely ). ❝ Guy  wasn't  even  a  real  vampire.  He  had  those  plastic  halloween  vampire  teeth  in.  What  a  sham.  ❞  They  seem  to  deflate  and  look  positively  pitiful  as  they  pout  at  Cosmo.  ❝  I'm  never  gonna  get  to  date  a  vampire.  ❞  They  utter,  staring  so  pitifully  at  Cosmo  (  the  vampire  that  they  dated  and  had  no  idea  he  was  a  vampire  ).