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New Years Eve (2017) will be the only day when every adult was born in the 1900s, and every minor was born in the 2000s.

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*its It's refers to it is. Its refers to possession.

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

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They put it in words omg

when you shake laminated paper and it does the thing

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-Try to find friends you can have the kind of bond with where no matter how long you two go without really talking or hanging out you know you can trust each other. -Listen to your gut. If you feel like a relationship isn't going to work out, start trying to process why and explain it coherently to them. If you honestly feel like you've taken on classes you can't get through, and you absolutely dread the school year because of it, express it to your guidance counselors and parents. Tell them you're worried about it and ask them to have your back or help you find a better course of action. -Dont ever be afraid to ask for help. It is not weakness. It does not mean you're incapable. It just means you are human. -Dont push yourself too hard. Life isn't perfect. It's not meant to be. And neither are you. You can't do everything all at once. - Please don't procrastinate if you can avoid it. It makes it so much worse.

to all the 13 year old girls that follow me

if you think her skirt is cute, tell her

the guy that you have a crush on probably doesn’t take enough showers

liking 1D or taylor swift isn’t embarrassing. dont hide it

draw draw draw! you’ll be happy to have the skill later on

do your homework it’ll help with stress

when you’re overwhelmed you should run. it makes you feel better

don’t start cutting no matter how afraid you are

if that shirt doesn’t fit you it doesn’t matter

hug the people you love

know that your life is weird right now and it will get better

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I was talking to my 7 year old brother and he asked me what "contemplate" means. I told him it meant thinking. "It could be anything from contemplating whether to paint the walls blue or green to contemplating the purpose of life. Why are we here? Why do we die? What happens when we die? What's the point of life at all?" To which he responds, "The purpose of life is to live, die, and then sleep. Um.. and then you live on a cloud annnd... yeah. That's basically it- that's basically the purpose of life." So I told him hold on and went to grab my phone to make a post about it and I told him I was writing it down and he told me to make sure I included the part about the cloud. This boy gives me life 😂

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Story time!

Once, a couple months ago, I woke up and was devastated for a week because of a dream I had. I've never been the kind of person who wants to be in charge or have too much power because I've never been comfortable with having people depend on me when I mess up and disappoint those that matter in my life so often.

And then I had this dream.

Somehow, I managed to gain godlike powers through the form of wishing. I just had to add "I wish" before a statement and mean it as a wish and it would come true. There were absolutely no limits as far as the amount or content of these wishes.

And you know what I did? I wished for people to be happy.

I wished for people's depression to be lifted, their anxiety shushed, their hatred calmed, their sadness ceased. I could do anything and I chose to grant all people, no matter what atrocities they've done, to be happy. To live in peace. There was no war, no pain.

People enjoyed life to the fullest and pursued their dreams. People got right back up when they fell and no one had intentions to harm others. All of the motive to destroy was ceased.

It was beautiful.

My friends that I worry constantly about if they're going to decide to say goodbye were smiling.

My family that has been shattered over two generations of lies and secrets was pieced together.

The other victims of those who have hurt me let go of their burdens.

But then, also, I was happy. Truly happy. Not just the fleeting excitement of something good and new that always gives away to a dark night of regret. Not just the way I am around my friends where I can actually laugh and smile and feel ok until the second we have to go to class.

I was finally happy again. Truly, truly happy.

And then I woke up.

I woke up and I still had my regrets and anxiety and depression like weights tied to me.

I woke up and my family was still broken in ways that are both all too common but so alienating.

I woke up and my friends were still suicidal.

I woke up and there was still pain everywhere.

And I cried for almost an hour, mourning what I felt I had lost.

Even though it wasn't real in the first place...

Somehow that is the worst part.

Nightmares aren’t actually the worst dreams you can have. Waking up after dreaming about something you deeply desire just to realize that it was a dream and you can’t make it real is actually far more hartbreaking.

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Yeshhhhh

82% of creepypastas in a nutshell: “Dear diary, my teen-angst bullshit now has a body count.”

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Words of Wisdom

“You do not waste your coca cola. If you do you are a fake person. You’re american cheese if you waste your coca cola.” - my now 7 year old brother

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Holy schist

To become the oldest person in the world, every single person alive when you were born has to die.

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Ok so I saw this prompt on Pinterest, typed out a long comment, and they had the audacity to say "500 characters or less please!" so this is option 2.. IMAGINE THIS PROMPT THOUGH. You aren't a human at all. Far from it. You are an alien trying desperately to get a grip on humans ways. So you entered the virtual reality long, long ago and lived it yourself. You have discovered that not only are humans fragile and vulnerable, they are also resilient, complex, fearsome, and can be downright horrible. You have learned the highs and lows of humanity. You have experienced first hand what it's like to be apart of a small speck of a dust particle in space called Earth. You realize now why the humans find it difficult to explain their ways to aliens. How could words properly express the flutters of young love? The gut-wrenching sensation of despair? The slow sinking of dread? Your species is incapable of such complex and intertwining emotions, and therefore could never comprehend the hopeless babbles of human crewmates desperately trying to reason with the other species. Just imagine the possibilities of this prompt, guys.. just.. just imagine...

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I just love this and I wanna be able to come back to it lol

If you haven’t read the books

You won’t know that the Elder Wand was also called the Deathstick

Ron was actually a Prefect

Harry, Fred and George got a “life-long ban” from Umbridge after they attacked Malfoy on the pitch

Dumbledore hired a centaur named Firenze to teach Divination

Neville Longbotton could’ve been “The Chosen One” but Voldemort chose Harry

Fenrir Greyback was the werewolf who bit Remus Lupin as a child

Harry attended Bill and Fleur’s wedding disguised as Barny Weasley, a red-headed Weasley cousin

Lily was actually a few months older than James

While still alive, the Bloody Baron, who became the ghost of Slytherin House, was sent by Rowena Ravenclaw to retrieve her daughter, Helena, whom he was in love with. When Helena, who became the ghost of Ravenclaw House, refused to go with him, he became angry and stabbed her. Then, distraught with having killed her, he killed himself

Harry mended his own wand with the Elder Wand before he got rid of it

Harry, Ron and Hermione met Neville in St Mungos, who was visiting his parents and his Gran told them what happened to Alice and Frank 

The Potters’ had a cat

Harry got  miniature broom from Sirius for his first Birthday

Bathilda Bagshot was a friend of the Potters’

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Too bad I'm pans lol anyone got any ideas for a pun of equal quality I could use?

If I was bi, I would tell people I was “ambisextrous”

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Men yelling is honestly one of the most terrifying things to me.

I remember in elementary school, the music teacher was really nice and I loved him and he called his guitar Mr. Guitar and other silly things. He was my favorite teacher in elementary school, and I was usually in a good class, so he's rarely have to raise his voice.... until the fifth grade. Mind you, I went to thus school from the 2nd grade onwards until I got middle school, and NEVER once heard him yell. So when some of the other kids in the class continually acted up to the point that the teacher yelled at them.. I was terrified. I think I had my first panic attacks because of this --- I curled up in a ball, crying uncontrollably, shaking, feeling like I couldn't breathe ---- and he would apologize to the students that did what they were supposed to (sometimes looking specifically at me). In that moment, my favorite teacher would become borderline a living nightmare just because he was yelling at the kids that were acting up.

Also, when my stepmom and my dad are fighting, I always find myself taking her side, no matter who I think is right. He raises his voice (scaring me, even though I'm in another room) and I can hear her crying and it's that situation where you know he isn't physically abusive, but you want to do something because you also know how easily and unintentionally he can tear someone down. I can have a billion good reasons for something I did wrong and know that, while I didn't do everything right, I'm also not entirely to blame, but freeze up entirely when my dad questions me, raises his voice, uses large gestures, so on and so forth.

It's honestly one of my biggest secret fears and I find it really fucked up that so many others can relate.

i swear to god, men raising their voice is the most terrifying thing in the whole world. they dont understand, like its an immediate panic response, game over

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Just Abused Kid Things

Learning the strangest hiding places for everything your parents wouldn’t approve of. Tag your hiding spot.

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IT SNOWED IN VIRGINIA AND MY GOD ITS BEAUTIFUL

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XD I love my fandoms omg

Supernatural fandom

So, I’ve heard if you repeat Supernatural 3 times on a post, someone from Supernatural fandom will come with a gif. Let’s try. 

Supernatural

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Appearance or personality?

Which do you find more important in a person? I mean, we all wanna say personality cause it makes us look good to see behind the surface, but if someone who was great personality wise but not nearly making the mark appearance wise, what would you honestly do?