#// its a lil short sowwy :(

[disventura]

tweek [ @troublcmakcrs ] : why ever did you bring that here?

“ i assume you mean this . ” she motions to dark metal flask from the table in front of her . “ i typically prefer supporting local coffee houses , rather than commercial chains . they're run - of - the - mill . boring . but , while i enjoy caffeine , something about the coffee here tastes much more extreme compared to the average quad . ”

wednesday shifts her gaze to the flask , plucks it from its spot , then turns back and offers it to the blond . “ have you ever tried coffee from anywhere else ? ”

[brownsugarwrites]

Carlos is a thigh and boob man while Leon is an ass man.

No i wont elaborate.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD OH MY GOD

I quite literally have a carlos and thighs hc post sitting in my drafts to write on the weekend!!!! and dont worry you dont have to elaborate cause i’ll elaborate for you 😉

but yes carlos the thigh and boob man!!! hes actually such a perv about it (sowwy). if yall live together hes always buying you the tinest of shorts and kneehigh socks to parade around yalls shared home in.

hes the type to be like “tell me about your day” while rubbing up and down your thighs teasingly squeezing them lightly and rubbing circles

he always sits his head between your thighs and press kisses on them

as far as boobies? my word. he needs to be FACE FIRST in them. he calls them “his pillows” and he always laying on them definitely motorboats you to be funni.

loves loves LOVES titfucking you oh my word. just seeing his dick slide in and out of your boobies is so hot to him.

if you have nipple piercings? oh its game over…. he loves playing with them hearing you whine about how sensitive it is when he rolls your nubs inbetween his fingers

ok… leon. leon the ultimate ass man

everytime yall kiss his hands goes immediately to you ass to give it a playful squeeze. hes always grabbing your ass in public (re6 leon, rookie leon would be petrified)

loves skirts on you especially if they’re mini and leaving room for your pretty panties to peak out just to tease him a little

when he has you on all fours hes grabbing spanking kissing doing allat. please sit on his lap and grind down on him a little bit it makes him feral 😄

he loves your cute lil bum 😁

[2p-stuff-because-i-miss-them]

If it's ok,can I please have some dad headcanons for 2p north italy? Maybe with a daughter if that's ok? 🥺 thanks!

Yes finally some dad HCs

Oh damn

I mean like he’s a lil confused?

He definitely wears protection, but to be fair he sleeps around too damn much so eh-

When he see’s his baby he’s like “......huh- guess I found my weakness, its a really cute weakness though, so I guess its all right~”

He knows what to do kind of sort of, not really

He didn’t receive a lot of affection when he was younger so this’ll be a learning experience for him

He’s kind of awesome tho ngl, Luci and his kid are always hanging out and being passive aggressive as a joke

          ^Luciano: hmph I guess you’ll just walk out in anything eh?

           Child: I could say the same to you father

           Luciano: I mean at least I found more than just anything laying around on my room floor?

           Child: I mean it could be worse

           Luciano: sniffs oh really?

           Child: aggressive sniffing Yeah, I could wear these clothes and look like you

           Luciano: You might as well be my spitting image bambina/o, we share the same blood

            Child: Oh then I guess our fashion sense runs in the family as well

           *unanimous giggling* 

Luciano may be a little mean to his child but he’s always got their back if anybody else says shit

He really do be cussing out parents and teachers in public if they’ve wronged his kid.

He doesn’t like lecturing the kid in public though, he knows how much that sucks when you’re a kiddie

He doesn’t not want his baby to marry or anything he just doesn’t want his baby to marry or anything uwu

No seriously he’s so strict about it no matter what gender the kid is/identifies with he’s like “you bring a rat into my house- I mean potential love interest- whatever, THEY HAD BETTER BE TOP TIER, HIGH QUALITY, WELL DONE SHIT CAPICHE?

Nothing but the best for his baby.

Luciano would definitely like to steer his child into business, medical or engineering studies as he believes they would provide the most stable and wealth gaining

However he’ll provide any resources necessary to make sure his kiddo has the job they prefer

He spoils the kid a lot but within reason, if the kid asks for like...an allowance, phone, a car or something else they’ll definitely use or really want then he’ll give it/get it for them.

However if the kid just wants to spend masses of his money on anything expensive really, like Gucci products or foreign cars, he’ll probably say no or suspend your bank account because “we don’t just spend money with no rhyme or reason bambino/a, I worked for that money and while I am willing to give it to you for some expensive items, I refuse to let you spend more than 500 dollars a year on those damn anime figurines-”

He wants to give them the world but only the parts they REALLY want/need

He seriously loves his baby and will do anything to keep them happy, even if he has a hard time expressing that sometimes.

Though this is short I can add in more things if you guys ask me for scenarios. Thanks for sending asks btw I love writing these, you said a daughter but I added some other possible genders down there I’m sowwy.

[brillixdis]

The Married Millennialz: *BLAC CHYNA VOICE* R U STILL TEXTING BITCHES?

*a short intro plays, displaying their photos and logo along the screen with Fall Thru by Meek Mill playing in the background*

Brilliant: Hey guys! It’s me, your girl, favorite mommy, wife, allat! [she smiles in the camera] I know you’re wondering where Zyair is..he’s missing..because it’s prank time! He decided to ignore my text, so I’m being a little evil and I’m gonna prank him, and act like I think he’s texting other bitches. He’s definitely not! [she laughs and pushes her hair to the side] This may get a little crazy, and you guys know I really hate pranking him..but here it goes! He should be home in a little, stay tuned. [she moves the camera onto the dresser, hiding it behind a few items, assuring its concealed]

After several moments, Zyair appears in front of the camera. 

Zyair: -enters the bedroom and lightly kicks the door shut behind him, his face twisted in slight annoyance- What’s with the quotes now? You don’t believe that i’m working?

Brilliant: [she looks up at him, her eyebrows furrowed] If you were only working you wouldn’t have a problem replying to my fucking texts.

Zyair: So what is it that you think i’m doing? -kicks off his sneakers while he speaks- I’m truly curious.

Brilliant: Are you serious? [she sucks her teeth] I hate when you do that shit..you know what the fuck I’m talking about!

Zyair: I ain’t delivering fucking dick, if that’s what’s on your mind. I was busy, i saw your text and got distracted. I ain’t purposely dubbing you, i ain’t up under no other female. I was doing my job. -looks her way, deliberately making eye contact- I put that on Justice.

Brilliant: But you are purposely ignoring my texts because you’re quick to be all over social media and liking random bitches pictures..on top of making deliveries. I’m not trying to hear that bullshit, so don’t make me feel like I’m crazy! I have every right to assume. [holds her hand outward] Your phone. [cuts her eyes at the camera slightly]

Zyair: -shakes his head in response- Cmon now, Brilliant. I’m telling you the fucking truth, don’t drag this shit.

Brilliant: If it’s true you won’t have a problem shutting me the fuck up and letting me see your phone. [extends her hand]

Zyair: -slips his phone from his pocket and flings it onto the bed in irritation before making his way into the bathroom, closing the door before cutting on the shower-

Brilliant: Why are you walking away? You want me to look through your shit but you wanna go into the bathroom? If you’re telling the truth, what the fuck are you mad for? [covers her mouth concealing her small laugh before mouthing to the camera, ‘I feel sooooo bad’]

Zyair: I’m mad cause you’re pressing shit and tryna act like im a liar. -yells from behind the door as he undresses- Have fun, look through it all. I don’t give a fuck at this point.

Brilliant: Oh I will! [she calls out, snatching the phone up and unlocking it to begin skimming throughout it aimlessly]

Zyair: -shakes his head to himself without further response then steps into the heated shower to begin washing up-

Brilliant: [she hops up to grab the hammer waiting on the dresser nearby] You think I’m stupid, Zyair? [she calls out, laying the phone along the dresser. she slams the hammer along the dresser, causing loud noises to erupt throughout the room and bathroom, leaving the illusion of her hitting his phone]

Zyair: What the fuck are you talking about!? -pauses abruptly once he hears the commotion and hurriedly leaps from the shower before suddenly sliding along the tile and coming to a hard landing against the floor, the sound being loud enough to be heard on camera- Fuck! -lays still for a long moment as the pain settles in-

Brilliant: [she drops the hammer with a gasp, hurrying to the bathroom door with a small pout and fading out the view of the camera so that only their voices are heard] Babyy are you okay?! I’m sorry, it was a prank, it was a prank. I know you’re telling the truth..I ain’t expect you fall.

Zyair:  A prank? It sounded like you were destroying the fucking room.

Brilliant: I was pretending to bang your phone up baby, it was just a hammer. I’m sowwy. I’m sowwy! Take my hand.

Zyair: ..Aw, that fucking hurt.

Brilliant: I’m sorry, pumpkin!  Do you need ice? A heating pad? The hospital?

-

The camera fades seconds later before finally displaying Zyair on the screen.

Zyair: I got a lil something to say. -accepts the camera, clearing his throat to utter the short message- Fuck all yall. -laughs with his face fully in the frame- No bullshit, im tired of the games. -continues jokingly- Yall ain’t gon get me again.

Brilliant: [she rests her head against his shoulder with a chuckle as he speaks into the camera] We’re definitely going to get him again. Thank you guys for watching! Zy is okay, but do not…try this at home. Like, comment and subscribe!

VIEW COMMENTS

Jessiejayybae: Okay and you would have been mad if you see some shit u aunt wanna see lol

coritherapper: Zyyyyyy nooooooooooooooooo

layla0323: brilliant is evil!!!!

danniekisses: He needs to prank her back!!

Adriane Carter: I should've been there to break bae’s fall tbqh..

[little-owly]

okay but like think about this: daddy ma//rk and lil ja//ck are out at the store, and ja//ck drank way too much so of course he has to go potty, but he swore that morning that he was a big boy and didn't need a diaper!! So he's not protected and he's nervous to tell ma//rk because he thinks he'll be mad. But ma//rk notices his baby's frantic dancing and smiles knowingly before directing him to the bathroom!! poor baby almost doesn't even make it!! 💖

AWWWW CONGRATS U GET A SMOL FIC!! THIS WAS SUCH A CUTE IDEA!!///Mark buttoned the last button on Jack's coat. The younger of the two pouting as he did -- hiding behind his scarf. "Don' wike big coat. Too itchy.""Jackie," Mark warned, "it's just until we can get you a new coat this weekend. You don't want a runny nose or sore throat from the cold, do you?"A short pause and blue eyes met Mark, "...nooo.""Then it's settled. C'mon, Daddy's wearing his coat too -- we can match!"Jack giggled as Mark zipped up his dark red coat. A few shades off from his own, the sudden cold weather was a shock to him and Mark. Their windows frozen with a paper thin layer of ice, the signal of autumns short stay and winter's long welcome. And of course they forgot to buy heaters.And of course the cold weather helped Jack slip into his headspace. Be it the playful promise of snow or the excitement of the holidays to come -- Jack's more innocent side peeked out to play. Well, not as little as he normally was. Begging Mark to let him wear big boy undies instead of (in his own words) "baby diapees or little boy pull ups!" With a small tantrum and a promise tell Mark when he'd need to go potty, Jack was dressed in his blue and black briefs. And so here they were. Bundled up and ready to go. With a gentle tug of his hand and a quick kiss to his cheek, Mark hurried them out of Jack's apartment. Ready to walk down to the local shops for their (much needed) heaters.--"Hi birdie! Hi twee! Hi cwoud!"Mark chuckled as he guided Jack down the sidewalk. The chilly wind making the hair on his neck stand up. The faint fog covering up his glasses made him really wonder why the cold weather had seemed to change over night. Hell, just last week when he was in sunny L.A. it was a sweltering 102. But, as long as Jack was happy with the change -- then so was he. "Hi birdie...wait, I saided hi to you before!" Jack whined, "giv' other birdies chances!"Mark couldn't help but giggle at the other man. Yeah, he was definitely happy.--"Hmm, appliances for winter," Mark read over the shop's front sign, "let's check in here. Promises it has everything.""Ewery twing?" Jack perked up, "wike...helicopters?" "Well, not exactly. But maybe a toy helicopter.""wha' 'bout...a pet tiger!""Jackie," Mark laughed, "why would they sell a pet tiger? And if they did, why would we buy it? Poor Chica would be scared to death.""...pet baby tiger?"Mark ruffled Jack's green bangs. Noticing how red his cheeks and nose were -- reminding him of the way Jack would blush when asking for help with his bottle or with building a tower. "Let's hurry and get what we need. I know someone who might want some hot chocolate with mini marshmallows."Mark didn't even need to turn around to know his baby boy was smiling at the promise. The two walked up and down the various isles. Mark stopping to check out whatever heaters they had on sale, what would work the best for their two bedroom apartment, and of course if it's safe to use around pets (he'd honestly cry if Chica were to burn her nose again like last winter). Mark paying little mind to Jack, other than holding his hand.Which might have been a good idea in Jack's favor. The poor little biting his lip and standing up straight. Fear creeping in his mind as he realized one thing with dread: he need to pee.Not just any regular pee. He needed to have his morning pee.Thanks to his tantrum, poor Jack hadn't had a chance to use the bathroom before leaving his safe apartment with Mark. Not feeling it until they were already in the shop. Nonetheless, all the way in the back. "Looking for anything?" Mark looked up from his search to see a young worker. Smiling softly as they waited for a response, "ah, no thank you. Just looking for a heater for the apartment.""Oh! Those have been selling fast today. Crazy cold comin' in outta nowhere," the worker laughs, "it was autumn a day ago and now we're in winter."Mark nodded, getting lost in conversation with the worker. Letting go of Jack's hand as he did. Giving Jack the chance to fold his arms and cross his legs. Whining low as the heavy feeling in his abdomen pained him. Wiggling about like, well, like a potty dance. Foot tapping as he tried to look around for somewhere to focus. The fish tanks! No...that just made him think of pouring water. The soda machine! Nope...that made him think of how weak his bladder is when drinking soda. The video game shelf! Perfect! ...save for the loud drinking fountain next to it. "M-Mark?" Mark continued on, "I'm only here until New Years Day, but I've always wanted to check out London at Christmas time.""Mark...?""Oh, its crowded but worth it if you're brave enough!"Jack sniffled, leaking into his black jeans. No. He promised to be a big boy. He promised he wouldn't upset Daddy. He promised!"Mark?"Thankfully, he turned around, "Jack?""N-need to go." he whispered quietly into his ear. Leaving the worker concerned."Oh! Oh, I'm...really sorry to cut this short -- erm..." Mark tried to set down the two boxed heaters he had, the worker taking them from him gently as the two rushed off to the front. Just a few feet away from relief. Just a few feet away from dry pants. Just a few feet...Jack practically slammed the stall door open as Mark ran in from behind. Jack whining as he jumped foot to foot, hand stuffed in between his legs. Sniffling as he tried to unzip his jeans with his free hand. "D-Daddy! Hewp! Gon' have an accident!""Jackie, let Daddy do it. Move your hand -- good boy," he sighed as Jack did as he was told. He knew better than to let Jack wear underwear when little. He knew better than to leave him unprotected. And yet, here he is, paying the price for it and trying to help his scared baby boy calm down -- the only thing he /didn't/ want to happenMark pulled Jack out of his jeans and aimed for him. Finally letting go, Jack practically melted into Mark's hold. Panting as he cried. Relief flooding his body as he went and went and went. With buckled knees and a deep sigh, Jack nodded. Mark tucking him back in and zipping him up before flushing. His poor baby boy's cheeks and face a teary red mess. Silence passed between them as they washed and dried their hands. The store's cheery pop music playing just outside the restroom door. "Jack?"No answer."Jackie?"The other perked up. Still in headspace. "I'm...sowwy, shoulda listen to Daddy when...when said to wear diapee o-or pull up," He rushed over to hug him. "I didn't wan' make you mad or maked you ha-hate me! Shoulda listened!""Oh, Jackie, baby boy, Daddy knows you didn't mean it. And Daddy's not mad at all," he hugged back. Hand running through his hair, "it was a close call. We can't help it if we wait too long to go potty. Daddy's so proud of you for trying your best to be a big boy, okay? And Daddy could never ever hate you, big or little."Jack nuzzled into the soft material of Mark's coat. "I love you, Jackie. You tried, and that's all Daddy ever asked of you.""...I wuv you too...""Now, let's clean up your face and get home. I know these places can be a bit scary for you."With a nod, Jack allowed Mark to clean him up. --They were both thankful the kind worker helped them check out. Even being sweet enough to give them a discount on their purchase. The walk home was surprisingly busy. Different people passed by them on the street. None of them paying any mind as the two held hands. "...they didn't have a pet baby tiger. So they don't have everything." Mark spoke up. Cracking a giggle from Jack. "They haded fishes.""The snack or the animal?""The animal!" Jack giggled, "you's silly!""You're sillier, baby boy."Jack blushed, holding onto the plastic bag tighter. Their return home was the same as always. Chica jumping and nuzzling up against the two as soon as they walked in the door. Mark making Jack stand still as he carefully undressed him out of his coat and scarf. Even making time to diaper his baby boy up -- just so there's no close calls! And now here they were. The sky outside their window a light purple hue. The branch outside their window gently hitting the glass as the chilly wind continued to blow. Jack sitting in his footie tiger pajamas in Mark's lap as they sipped on hot chocolate. Enjoying the warmth of their apartment. "Daddy?""Yes, Jackie?""Wuv you.""And I love you. Even more than hot chocolate."Jack gasped, "that a wot! I wuv you more than..." he leaned up to whisper in his ear, "more than Sammy -- but don't twell!""I won't! Promise with all my heart."And there they stayed. Enjoying the warmth inside as the world outside grew colder and colder. Because nothing's better than staying warm with those you love the most. (...and maybe a cup of tasty hot chocolate!)