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The Married Millennialz: GUESS WHAT?!

*a short intro plays, displaying their photos and logo along the screen with Thoughts by Tory Lanez instrumental playing in the background*

Zyair: Wassup? What’s happening? We’re the Married Millennialz and we’re back and we’re better, baby. -chuckles as he briefly looks to Brilliant before averting his focus back to the camera- I’m Zyair, if you don’t know.

Brilliant: So much better, so much better! [she shouts with a wide smile before waving her hand to the camera] And I’m Brilliant as you all know and I’m so excited to get into this video. We’ve been MIA but for good reasons, but we’ve definitely been missing you guys and wanted to reconnect. Right, Zy? [she turns to look at him]

Zyair: As you all know, see how she threw that in there? -lowly laughs- She's the unforgettable one. -directs his thumb in her direction before agreeing with her statement- Very good reasons. If you've been with us from the start then you're aware that we suffered a miscarriage about two years ago and since then we've really been grinding to expand our family. It's something we've both wanted so badly and we haven't given up on.

Brilliant: Thank you, babe. [she chuckles, playfully fanning herself and batting her eyelashes upon his compliment] And we almost did give up though! I promise you if I someone told me that we’d be in the position we are in right now last year, I would’ve laughed in their face. [she sighs, shaking her head at the thought] It took us a long time after our last video to finally meet with a doctor about our options and with some motivation and a big push from Zy, we finally decided on the IVF process which is literally as scary as it sounds.

Zyair: Yeah, she is right bout that. -chimes in as she speaks then nods some while he continues to listen- We spent a lot of time just hoping things would kick off naturally but we weren’t getting anywhere and that was disappointing. It was hard. It took a long time for us to seek professional help because that’s intimidating. That wasn’t a step we took lightly so yeah, a lot of pushing and truly wanting to make some changes is what got us there. -chuckles a bit at her final comment, rubbing along the side of his face some- That process ain’t no fucking joke at all.

Brilliant: [she nods her head in agreement as he speaks] I think you hit the nail of the head with that, babe. I think that’s what made it so hard, it was terrifying, just having to go through the process, it was much easier because we had each other’s energy to bounce off and most of the time my energy was no good. [she chuckles] To tell you guys a little about the IVF process, it started with numerous tests and evaluations of our blood, my Fallopian tubes and uterus, Zy’s soldiers.. [she chuckles again] And after that the real fun began with the ovarian stimulation which required me to take medicine which would develop my eggs for a few weeks and truthfully that had to be the most difficult part. I just remember being up and down, having symptoms of a real pregnant woman, and just being really depressed during that time.

Zyair: -listens intently, glancing between her and the camera before opening his mouth to speak next- They ran every test in the book on us. -chuckles some- It was hard seeing how rough that was on her, though. But i knew it was for a greater good. I just tried to remain supportive and keep her head up. It felt like that went on forever. I was anxious as fuck for some good news.

Brilliant: [she nods her head as he speaks] You we’re a bomb ass support system but it was hard, it hurt not only physically but mentally. I think I probably battled with demons more than anything. The second part is the egg retrieval and before that I got a trigger shot of hCG which spurs the final step for the eggs to mature before they are retrieved and then inserted into your uterus, that probably had to be the easiest part and that leads to the hardest part of the whole process..the wait.

Zyair: That wait was a bitch. -laughs some- But good things come to those who wait, right? -shifts his gaze onto her as he pauses for a confirming response-

Brilliant: [she nods her head with a giant smile] Very very good things, which brings us to the whole point of this video to announce that we are indeed expecting. [the camera zooms from out of their faces and focuses on their bodies in entirely to reveal her round belly. she places her hands over it, rubbing along her stomach in small circles] This is my Beyoncé at the VMAs moment!

Zyair: Hit the drumroll. -chuckles as he mimics drumsticks with his fingers before she completes the announcement, bending forward in his seated position to briefly kiss her stomach moments after- My baby's having another baby! -happily exclaims while straightening his posture once again- Look at that. -places a palm against her bump next to rub along with her- I'm always rubbing on her now. This feels so good, man. It's been a wild ride up to this point and every moment has been worth it. We're keeping the sex on the hush, though. -places a finger along his lips before continuing- Ya'll gotta wait on that one but we greatly appreciate all the love and uplifting messages and comments we've received following our last video. Ya'll are fucking awesome and that's from the heart. All that shit, no matter how minor it seemed was huge to us.

Brilliant: Yes, baby O’Neal number two is on the way! [she flashes a giant smile, lowering her eyes to view him as he places a kiss along her stomach] I can’t get enough of those kisses, baby O appreciates them too. [she chuckles, leaning back in her seat to replace her hand along her stomach] Honestly, I don’t think we can be any happier than we are right now. I didn’t think anybody could be more excited than us until we told Justice and he’s ecstatic, he wakes up talking about it and goes to bed talking about it. The gender though, we were thinking about having a little gender reveal between us just for kicks, but Zyair isn’t tryna fart out colored powder. [she laughs, playfully rolling her eyes] I know y’all saw that one gender reveal video!

*an inserted clip of the gender reveal video is displayed on the screen*

Zyair: Justice is through the damn roof excited. He wants a brother bad, man. -chuckles a bit before looking her way while she continues to speak- Hell nah. -immediately cracks up once she brings up the powder- Never. -shakes his head then crosses his forearms to create an X- That was honestly the goofiest shit. Yall running outta ideas. That ain’t it at all.

Brilliant: And I want a princess so may the odds be ever in mommy’s favor. [she chuckles, playfully rolling her eyes at his commentary] You don’t know innovation when you see it. The booty powder is about to be the next big thing, we’ll do it on our next baby when you come to your senses. [she chuckles, shaking her head] Well guys! It was so great to finally catch up with you all, we’re excited for our new journey and we can’t wait to share it with you guys!

Zyair: We’ll see. -laughs lowly- That ain’t no damn innovation, that’s something else entirely. -shifts in his seat some and maintains his focus on the camera- It was. We’re honored to share the news with ya’ll and the three of us gon catch you next time. Don’t forget to hit that thumbs up, subscribe, tap that lil bell..allat. -offers a short wave- Peace.

Brilliant: Yeah aight, I said what I said. [she chuckles before waving to the camera] Just like Zy said, y’all know what to do! Until next time!

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Bribri97: notification gangggg

Layla Brown: Omg!! CONGRATSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Gia Bia: I’M SO HAPPY FOR YA’LL!

LoveWins23: Justice sounds so excited 😭😭.

Kiloves: YOU’RE GLOWING! I KNEW IT!

Jade Banks: I’m currently contemplating the IVF process and this video gave me hope, thank you, Brilliant and Zyair.

TaylorMade95: Zyair looks so happy to be a dad again! Y’all deserve this ❤️.

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The Married Millennialz: WHERE HAVE WE BEEN? (Life Update).

*a short intro plays, displaying their photos and logo along the screen with Dangerous by Meek Mill playing in the background*

Zyair: -laughs some then adjusts his Gucci headband lastly, jumping into the video’s introduction- Welcome back. This is Big Soulja and we’re the Married Millennialz. It’s been a minute but we ain’t forget about ya’ll. -begins using his fingers to count off as he continues to speak- Our comment section, our mentions, our dm’s have been jumping. We had to come out of hiatus and bring it back for ya’ll.

Brilliant: [she chuckles almost immediately, her eyes falling on him as he speaks] If he’s Big Soulja, it’s only right that I’m his Souljagirl. [she playfully swings her hair over her shoulder before focusing back on the camera] We’re ecstatic to welcome you guys back to our channel! We’ve been M.I.A. for too long, and this year we plan on bringing you consistent and top of the line videos! Right, baby?

Zyair: -chuckles lowly- That’s right. You guys are more than welcome to let us know what you wanna see on this channel. We’re open to all suggestions pertaining to the content we’re gonna be giving ya’ll. 2019, we’re coming back better than ever. You want chit-chats, q&a’s, vlogs, goofy shit? Let us know below.

Brilliant: [she points her fingers down below to refer to the description box] Allat, were dedicated to bringing you all some fire content. It’s been a little while so today we wanna discuss where we’ve been, what we’ve been up to and a couple goals we have for the new year!

Zyair: -nods in agreement as she speaks with his focus on the camera- We’ve just been living, you know? Grinding, elevating. Justice grows another inch every day. -chuckles once again- We’ve been doing alright for the most part.

Brilliant: Literally an inch. I’m a little worried that he’ll be my height before I even know it. [she chuckles] We’ve definitely been working on our respective ventures as fair as the beauty industry goes for me, and jewelry for Zy. I will admit that as of lately, we haven’t been our best selves and right now we’re focused on fixing that to the best of our ability.

Zyair: -rubs his hands together some then leans forward as he listens, resting his elbows against his knees- Definitely. We want to be entirely transparent with you guys. We’ve had our downs this past year and it’s taken it’s toll but we’re committed to moving forward and remaining optimistic. -looks in her direction soon after, placing a comforting hand along her thigh-

Brilliant: [she nods her head as he speaks, sucking in her bottom lip to chew in slight nervousness] Definitely. It’s been hard to talk about amongst ourselves, our friends and our family. We know that talking to you guys about our hardships will be like a sense of therapy and a step in a right direction. [she looks up at Zyair to smile assuringly] About a year and some change ago we suffered a miscarriage and it was devastating but we dusted ourselves off and got back up from it. Our goal was to try again but unfortunately this past year has been met by endless heartbreak due to our fertility issues.

Zyair: It’s been a challenging road to travel. It’s really tough, mentally and emotionally. You automatically want to play the blame game or just wallow in your own self pity. We thought it would be so easy. Our son wasn’t planned and we figured, now we’re actually trying, this should be simple. It’s just been the complete polar opposite. The one word that stands out to me the most is: defeated. I see her and how much our situation is affecting her. I feel like shit a lot of the time. -shrugs his shoulders- It’s hard.

Brilliant: Mhm. [she says in a low tone, her eyes resting on him as he speaks into the camera] Defeated. [she repeats after clearing her throat] That’s the perfect word to describe our situation. It leaves me wondering what I did wrong, and asking why this is happening and I never like to question things in life. It also puts me in a tough space at home because I want this so bad, and makes me feel ungrateful for what I already have. I love Justice, our son so much and he’s enough for me, but it hurts to know carrying another child at this point may not be easy or frankly..possible. So this issue has put some hurdles in our lives and we’re ready to fix it.

Zyair: -scratches along his jaw while she speaks, briefly nodding into the camera before shooting her a glance- Yeah, we’ve recently met with a doctor and she did lay out the alternatives but initially, we just weren’t comfortable with it. I know that i’m slowly warming up to the idea. I’m not fully aware of Brilliant’s stance. Like she said before, it’s hard for us to talk about so our true feelings aren’t always grasped by each other.

Brilliant: I actually am not sure of my stance at this point but I do know that it’s gonna take me a little more time to warm up to the idea. I feel like I’m a work in progress, when I’m still working on myself and my emotions, our marriage becomes a work in progress as we try to figure out how to overcome this hurdle. [she reaches out to touch his arm with a smile] I wouldn’t want to do this with anybody else though.

Zyair: -grins in return once she offers a smile- Likewise. We’re such a good team. We always bounce back and push through. Like, i ain’t even tryna get corny right now but my wife is my best fucking friend. She’s the greatest. She’s superwoman. -leans in to briefly peck her lips- I love her with everything in me and we’ll get through this...we’ll get through this.

Brilliant: [she turns towards him as he speaks, a small smile growing along her lips] Thank you baby! [she says with a shy chuckle before returning the peck to his lips] And I love you. This is literally our reality, no gimmicks. We go through shit just like everyone else, and this has been one of the the hardest moments in our marriage. We know there is someone out there going through the same exact thing! And they don’t know if they’ll make it through, and fundamentally we don’t what‘a next either but we’re still pushing and we are certain there’s light at the end of all of this. [she smiles, playfully nudging him] I can’t help but get shy when he gets mushy on me. Should we talk about some goals now, babe?

Zyair: -laughs lowly then quickly kisses her cheek before focusing back onto the camera- We should. I mean, as far as I go, i have family goals. I have traveling goals. But this one right here. -points his thumb in Brilliant’s direction- She’s blowing up in every aspect. It’s brazy. She motivates me, man. Saturday

Brilliant: [she smiles wide as he speaks, pushing some hair behind her ear] I try to be modest. [she chuckles] but I am working on a few things and I’ll be able to share them with you all very soon! Other than that, I’m pretty much focused on my family and figuring out how to turn our three into four or five. We are going on vacation for Zyair’s birthday to the Maldives for the second time so we’ll be sure to do a vlog for guys next month!

Zyair: Five, you hear that? Always talking about twins. They run in my family so she’s hopeful. -chuckles- But yes, i’m ready for the Maldives. Round two. It’s too beautiful and relaxing out there. I just have to go again. That’s definitely in the top 5 of my favorite places. I think we tried to vlog before out there and never edited. Or was that our European tour?

Brilliant: I’m telling I’m tryna’ be on my Beyoncé with the natural twins in 2019. [she chuckles] Yes! The Maldives are beautiful, and we did have an amazing time the first time we went. But yes we did try vlogging once but we didn’t record enough footage but we promise to this time around!

Zyair: Yeah, we got ya’ll on that. No half stepping. -laughs lowly before turning his head to look her way- Is there anything else to add? I think we covered a lot of territory. -looks back to the camera- We’re gonna try really hard to keep it consistent for ya’ll.

Brilliant: That’s about it! We’re just committed to bringing you all quality content this year! We’re also committed to touching on tough subjects like the one I spoke about today because we are full aware that there are so many couples facing the same thing. So thank you all for tuning in!

Zyair: Thank you! And don’t forget to subscribe, comment, hit that notification bell. -points below to indicate- We’ll holla at you next time. -offers a grin before standing soon after and stopping the camera-

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Jayybee1: notification ganggg!

Samira Taylor: I’m so sorry to hear about you guy’s troubles, praying for you both!

Teeteeluv: I missed this channel! I can’t wait for the new content, and I loved this video. You guys always remain positive.

Ciara Savage: I love how y’all love each other! So sweet.

Diadiamond: Blessings all 2019! 🙌🏾❤️

Brielle Corbin: Don’t forget to vlog the vacay!!!!

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The Married Millennialz: *BLAC CHYNA VOICE* R U STILL TEXTING BITCHES?

*a short intro plays, displaying their photos and logo along the screen with Fall Thru by Meek Mill playing in the background*

Brilliant: Hey guys! It’s me, your girl, favorite mommy, wife, allat! [she smiles in the camera] I know you’re wondering where Zyair is..he’s missing..because it’s prank time! He decided to ignore my text, so I’m being a little evil and I’m gonna prank him, and act like I think he’s texting other bitches. He’s definitely not! [she laughs and pushes her hair to the side] This may get a little crazy, and you guys know I really hate pranking him..but here it goes! He should be home in a little, stay tuned. [she moves the camera onto the dresser, hiding it behind a few items, assuring its concealed]

After several moments, Zyair appears in front of the camera. 

Zyair: -enters the bedroom and lightly kicks the door shut behind him, his face twisted in slight annoyance- What’s with the quotes now? You don’t believe that i’m working?

Brilliant: [she looks up at him, her eyebrows furrowed] If you were only working you wouldn’t have a problem replying to my fucking texts.

Zyair: So what is it that you think i’m doing? -kicks off his sneakers while he speaks- I’m truly curious.

Brilliant: Are you serious? [she sucks her teeth] I hate when you do that shit..you know what the fuck I’m talking about!

Zyair: I ain’t delivering fucking dick, if that’s what’s on your mind. I was busy, i saw your text and got distracted. I ain’t purposely dubbing you, i ain’t up under no other female. I was doing my job. -looks her way, deliberately making eye contact- I put that on Justice.

Brilliant: But you are purposely ignoring my texts because you’re quick to be all over social media and liking random bitches pictures..on top of making deliveries. I’m not trying to hear that bullshit, so don’t make me feel like I’m crazy! I have every right to assume. [holds her hand outward] Your phone. [cuts her eyes at the camera slightly]

Zyair: -shakes his head in response- Cmon now, Brilliant. I’m telling you the fucking truth, don’t drag this shit.

Brilliant: If it’s true you won’t have a problem shutting me the fuck up and letting me see your phone. [extends her hand]

Zyair: -slips his phone from his pocket and flings it onto the bed in irritation before making his way into the bathroom, closing the door before cutting on the shower-

Brilliant: Why are you walking away? You want me to look through your shit but you wanna go into the bathroom? If you’re telling the truth, what the fuck are you mad for? [covers her mouth concealing her small laugh before mouthing to the camera, ‘I feel sooooo bad’]

Zyair: I’m mad cause you’re pressing shit and tryna act like im a liar. -yells from behind the door as he undresses- Have fun, look through it all. I don’t give a fuck at this point.

Brilliant: Oh I will! [she calls out, snatching the phone up and unlocking it to begin skimming throughout it aimlessly]

Zyair: -shakes his head to himself without further response then steps into the heated shower to begin washing up-

Brilliant: [she hops up to grab the hammer waiting on the dresser nearby] You think I’m stupid, Zyair? [she calls out, laying the phone along the dresser. she slams the hammer along the dresser, causing loud noises to erupt throughout the room and bathroom, leaving the illusion of her hitting his phone]

Zyair: What the fuck are you talking about!? -pauses abruptly once he hears the commotion and hurriedly leaps from the shower before suddenly sliding along the tile and coming to a hard landing against the floor, the sound being loud enough to be heard on camera- Fuck! -lays still for a long moment as the pain settles in-

Brilliant: [she drops the hammer with a gasp, hurrying to the bathroom door with a small pout and fading out the view of the camera so that only their voices are heard] Babyy are you okay?! I’m sorry, it was a prank, it was a prank. I know you’re telling the truth..I ain’t expect you fall.

Zyair:  A prank? It sounded like you were destroying the fucking room.

Brilliant: I was pretending to bang your phone up baby, it was just a hammer. I’m sowwy. I’m sowwy! Take my hand.

Zyair: ..Aw, that fucking hurt.

Brilliant: I’m sorry, pumpkin!  Do you need ice? A heating pad? The hospital?

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The camera fades seconds later before finally displaying Zyair on the screen.

Zyair: I got a lil something to say. -accepts the camera, clearing his throat to utter the short message- Fuck all yall. -laughs with his face fully in the frame- No bullshit, im tired of the games. -continues jokingly- Yall ain’t gon get me again.

Brilliant: [she rests her head against his shoulder with a chuckle as he speaks into the camera] We’re definitely going to get him again. Thank you guys for watching! Zy is okay, but do not…try this at home. Like, comment and subscribe!

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Jessiejayybae: Okay and you would have been mad if you see some shit u aunt wanna see lol

coritherapper: Zyyyyyy nooooooooooooooooo

layla0323: brilliant is evil!!!!

danniekisses: He needs to prank her back!!

Adriane Carter: I should've been there to break bae’s fall tbqh..

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The Married Millennialz: Memory Loss Prank on Husband (ITS REAL AF)

*a short intro plays, displaying their photos and logo along the screen with Fall Thru by Meek Mill playing in the background* 

Brilliant: [she appears in front of the camera, directing it on her face as she smiles] As you can see, Zyair isn’t here and you probably know by the YouTube title that it’s prank time! [she laughs some] That’s right, I’m pranking, Zy! I texted him about an hour ago saying that I bumped my head at work and needed to lay down.

*texts appear along the screen*

Brilliant: So he left to go get Justice and now I’m ready to carry out my evil plan by pretending that I lost my memory! It’s gonna be funny for a little while until I start to feel bad so you all stay tuned. [she sets the camera up along the dresser, putting it out of the view behind the PS4 before climbing into bed to wait for his arrival]

Zyair:  How’s mommy feeling? -speaks as he enters the bedroom with Justice in his arms-

Brilliant: [she sits up anxiously at the sound of him coming up the stairs, trying to get her jitters out before resting back on the bed with closed eyes. she sits up when he enters, rubbing at her eyes with a face of confusion] Who are you and why are you in my house?

Zyair: -screws up his own face in confusion then laughs it off moments later- Why you tryna play with me? -nears the bed to place Justice along the covers-

Brilliant: [she keeps a puzzled face, leaning back against the pillows while staring at him] Who are you! Why are you here? [she turns away, trying to keep her composure as she shouts towards the door] Mommy! Mom!

Zyair: -gives her a strange look then glances toward the door once she calls for her mother- Ya mom ain’t here, what’s the matter with you? You know exactly who i am.

Brilliant: [she clutches the covers, holding onto them tight as she stares at him with a crazed expression through widened eyes] If you don’t leave, I’ll call the police. [she reaches out to rub the top of Justice’s hair, bringing him close] it’s okay, Brooklyn, he’s gonna leave.

Justice: [he begins to giggle, crawling up the bed, to touch her face] mah-mee funny, dah-dee.

Zyair: -squints his eyes, getting a bit weirded out by the situation- That isn’t Brooklyn. Are you aight? Did you hit ya head too hard or something? -attempts to take a step closer as he observes her frightened look- You’re acting crazy right now.

Brilliant: [she snatches herself back, looking toward him with an even more crazy expression] Get out! I’ll call the police! Get away from me and my brother. [she snatches her phone up, pretending to dial 911]

Zyair: -pauses in his footsteps, slightly startled by her behavior- Baby, it’s me, Zyair. What is wrong with you? We’re married. That is our son, Justice, not your brother.

Brilliant: [she tosses the phone and hops from the bed, heading towards the dresser] I’m getting my weapon if you don’t leave! [she heads over to the dresser, stopping at it] Leave!

Zyair: -watches as she starts for the dresser then immediately backs up, knowing of the gun hidden inside- Aight, aight. Relax. -places an arm outward- I am not going to hurt you, i am your husband. Why aren’t you fucking listening to me?

Brilliant: [she reaches for the camera planted behind the TV and raises it up with a small laugh] UGHHH! It’s a prank, baby. I’m sorry, I’m sorry. See..[she walks closer with the camera in his face] I don’t like pranking you but I had to, I’m sorry!

Zyair: What? -freezes in place in minor shock then shakes his head, clearly confused, before realization dawns on him- Wow, fuck you. -halfheartedly shoves the camera out of his face-

Brilliant: [she continues to laugh behind the camera, pushing it closer to him so that his face covers the lens] I SAID I’M SORRY! I told you I was gonna get you. Tell YouTube I’m daddy, and I’m the people’s champ and that you’ll never try me again.

Zyair: I ain’t telling YouTube shit. YouTube can suck my fucking dick. -remains unamused as he stares into the lens due to her persistence- I really thought you had lost your mind in this room.

Brilliant: [she frowns up her face, beginning to pout behind the camera] SAY IT! Give me my props.

Zyair: Cmon, man. -sighs in annoyance before repeating the words- You’re daddy and the people’s champ and i’ll never try you again.

Brilliant: [she laughs lowly behind the camera before turning it on herself, displaying a giant smile] There you have it folks! Like, comment, subscribe! We’ll see you soon with a new video!

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Alesha Quentin: LOL!!!! Brooklyn and I are laughing @ this, u ain’t right Brilliant!!! Let your mama in the next video.

baddiebeyyy82: I would’ve ended the prank as soon as I got the Ima kiss it when I get home text. biiiiiih.

danniekisses: Why you do this to him? :-(

Kayla Thomas: I’m screaminggggggg  😂 😂 😂

coritherapper: Justice knew what was good, you smart, real smart.

layla0323: Zy looked like he saw a damn ghost. 

arieslife02: prank her back!!! #MMPRANKWARS

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The Married Millennialz: BEAN BOOZLED CHALLENGE GONE WRONG!

*a short intro plays, displaying their photos and logo along the screen with Fall Thru by Meek Mill playing in the background*

Brilliant: [settles into her chair after hitting play on the video. she adjusts her position in the seat, pushing her hair over her shoulder before finally lifting her head to flash the camera a smile] Hey hey hey! It's the Married Millennialz and we're back with another video, I'm Brilliant! We've been gone for too long and couldn't wait to upload for you guys. [turns to Zyair with a soft smile]

Zyair: Yes, i'm Zyair, welcome back. We've been extra busy in our day to day life but we wanted to give yall a fun challenge today and pray for forgiveness. -chuckles some before jokingly placing his palms together- This should be a good one. I know i'm amped.

Brilliant: Definitely been busy, but that doesn't stop us from checking in with you all. The consistency is about to be next level, just watch and see. [chuckles as she looks downward and then back up as Justice shifts his hands throughout his own bowl of plane jelly beans, trying to control himself from eating them] We also have another guest, the ban of the hour and soon to be winner of The Bean Boozled Challenge, Justice Chunky-Man O'Neal! He's got his own bowl to eat and enjoy the challenge with mommy she daddy, isn't that right? [looks toward him with a smile]

Justice: welli welli? [he cheeses wide, trying to imitate the word jelly bean. he lifts a few into his chubby little hand after she speaks and shoves them into his mouth to chew]

Zyair: He said jelly beans wait for no man. -laughs as he views Justice- But you heard correctly, we're gonna be knocking out the Bean Boozled Challenge and i'm ready. I been ready. Brilliant been crying over these beans for the past two days but I’m ready.

Brilliant: [drops her jaw with a small chuckle as he begins to shove the jelly beans into his mouth] Not ye-you know what. Never mind, chunky, have at it. [laughs lowly] But yes! I have been crying because I don't wanna eat something that's really nasty and I nearly die after eating it. Am I wrong?!

Zyair: Not wrong. -laughs lowly as he looks in her direction- Just a punk. -shifts his focus toward the camera afterward- We gon see what she's really made of in a minute.

Brilliant: Mark your words, you may have one up on me because you enjoy eating just about any and everything. [snaps her fingers after looking in the camera due to her slick remark] Spin first.

Zyair: I'm slightly offended by that. -chuckles before leaning forward to view the wheel, surveying the different flavors before eventually spinning; observes as the arrow turns before soon landing on a white colored bean- Oh, nah. -places a fist to his mouth as he stares downward at the choices- Oh, nah. We got coconut or spoiled milk. -glances to Brilliant as he begins to laugh harder- Let's test fate.

Brilliant: The funny thing about this is that I hate coconut flavored things and spoiled milk is the worst. [laughs lowly] You'll be okay though, I remember those days when I'd come to your apartment and your milk would be thick as helllll. I mean thick. Expired two weeks ago thick, so grab that jelly bean!

Zyair: Steady at my neck. Don't be putting my business out. -laughs before nodding in agreement- I ain't a fan of coconut either but it's the lesser of two evils. -reaches into the bowl to select a white jelly bean then waits on her- On three?

Brilliant: On three. [looks towards Justice with a small chuckle as he mimics his father's motions by putting his hand into his own bowl] On 3 you've gotta eat one jelly bean with daddy, okay? [after he smiles in response she begins to count] 1..2..3!

Zyair: -listens for her countdown then quickly pops the jelly bean into his mouth before immediately gagging once he bites down- Fuck! -turns his head as he hurriedly spits the candy out onto the floor while his face remains twisted- We ain't bring no water or nothing? -stands to his feet and instantly walks off camera-

Brilliant: [she begins to laugh almost immediately the moment he hops up and leave. turns to justice as he munches on his fruity jelly bean with a big smile before she turns to the camera] I know y'all saw that right! He couldn't even chew it! You've gotta eat the whole thing.

Justice: [after watching his father eat the jelly bean, he chews his own in surprise. he hops up with his bowl and heads out of the sight of the camera] dahhh-dee! mine! [he exclaims down the hallway, being heard from the room]

Zyair: -returns minutes later with a tall glass of water and Justice in tow, sipping as he reclaims his seat- Don't even say nothing. -chuckles- Did you eat yours?

Brilliant: Nope. But I know it isn't spoiled milk! [chuckles as she pops it in her mouth to chew with a smile, her eyebrows moving up and down to tease him before she finally leans over to spin the wheel, she screams out dramatically after the wheel lands on the orange jelly bean labeled barf or peach]

Zyair:-eyes the options then shakes his head- After the L i just took, im ready to tap out. -laughs to himself before setting his water aside while Justice climbs into his lap- That was disgusting. I underestimated this game.

Brilliant: Stop being a punk. I played you last round and didn't eat mine, but this time I'll do it, I'll be a trooper. [she chuckles, sucking in her bottom lip and turning to view the camera] Pray for me, y'all. Count down, babe. [picks up a jelly bean]

Zyair: -chooses an orange jelly bean then playfully offers it to Justice before taking it back at the last moment- Nah, it might be yucky, Chunk. -chuckles some then begins to count down- 1, 2, 3.. -pops the candy into his mouth, keeping silent as he discovers the peach flavor-

Brilliant: [lifts her jelly bean up after his count and bites into her only to have her entire face to twist into disgusts afterwards. she swallows almost immediately] YO! EW! [she hurriedly grabs the bottle of water, squeezing the plastic to chug down the water to relieve her mouth of the taste. she turns away from the water bottle with her tongue extended outward in disgust before turning to him] I don't like you! I ain't doing another, I refuse.

Zyair: -cracks up at her reaction then shakes his head- Nah, nah, everything was cool a minute ago when i had the shit end of the stick and now you wanna throw in the towel? Better take that.

Brilliant: [she cuts her eyes at him, her glare being caught by the camera] You know what, I'm no punk, go ahead and spin the wheel so I can show you I ain't no punk. [laughs as she crosses her legs, turning to the camera, pretending to whisper] If I pick another nasty one, he's laying on Justice's floor tonight. Bet.

Zyair: Aight, aight, let's go. -chuckles then reaches out to spin the wheel, chuckling once the arrow rests on a multicolored jelly bean- Tutti Fruitti or Stinky Socks. -turns his head to continue laughing, holding a fist by his lips- It can't be worse than that milk, man. -faces the camera once again- It cannot be worse.

Brilliant: [she chuckles when it lands on the jellybean of choice. reaches for a jelly bean from the pile and holds it to his lips] Nah, ain't shit worst then that barf. Now eat up.

Justice: me tew? [he asks with a wide grin, leaning over to try and steal the jelly bean she's holding]

Zyair: Where's your jelly beans, Jus? -chuckles then chooses the correct colored bean before popping the candy into his mouth, mimicking chewing without truly biting in-

Brilliant: Aye! I was suppose to feed you the one in my hand and I had a good feeling it was stinky socks! You cheating. [she chuckles, picking up a  jelly bean from justice's bowl to place it in his mouth] There baby, this is a dangerous game and I really would hate if you had to taste gym socks. [turns to the camera with a laugh] Y'all see that? Zy would've let him eat it. [pops the jelly bean into her mouth and chews, before hollering out with her mouth ajar dramatically] NO bruh! Ew! [she snatches her bottle up to wash away the taste of the regular jelly bean with water, trying not to laugh to herself]

Zyair: I wouldn't have, i wouldn't have. Ha! -obnoxiously laughs once she begins to rinse her mouth then confidently bites into his own jelly bean before instantly dry heaving due to the unexpected taste- Oh, shit.. -repeatedly shakes his head as he forces himself to finish while Justice looks up at him with curiosity- That's bad.

Brilliant: And that's what you get for trying to cheat! Chewing like a cow, when you really chew little a little grandma. [laughs lowly as she turns to the camera] Ladies, this is why you should know every single thing about your man, it comes in handy. [leans over to peck his jawline] Are we done putting ourselves through misery?

Zyair: Who was cheating? -laughs in mock disbelief- We're done. I gotta run to the bathroom and brush my teeth. -grabs the water to take a lengthy swig- Never again.

Brilliant: WELL! There you have it guys, the winner of our here challenge is Justice-Chunky-Man-O'Neal! He managed to eat the most jelly beans without even having a sip of water. [chuckles as she holds Justice's arms up in the direction of the camera] Say yay!

Justice: [he grins, waving her arms above his head as he cheers in excitement] yeh! yeh! yeh!

Zyair: The champ, ladies and gentlemen. -nods with a chuckle- In the meantime, stay tuned for new content. We're cooking up for yall.

Brilliant: Stay tuned definitely! The next video is gonna be worth the wait, trust me. [turns towards Zyair with a smile] Y'all know what to do though! Like up, share, comment, subscribe, allat!

Zyair: -offers the camera a thumbs up- Like, share, comment, subscribe. Until next time.. -tightens his arm around Justice's waist before leaning over to peck Brilliant's lips, reaching out to end the video soon after-

*A short outro similar to the intro plays, and credits roll along the screen]

 VIEW COMMENTS

Tia Bia: But why Justice smash them beans like that? I canttt.

kennikinz: Zyair, that chain is glistening, I can’t take my eyes off it.

justjordyn: Bruhhh ya’ll faces say it all, I’m never doing this shit.

idcidc30421: Brilli has a bad attitude lol..Zyair you wouldn’t deal with that shit if you fucked with me.

in-formation2910: Umm when are we getting a Justice ONLY channel? OR his hair care and skin regime???

Taylor Love: Here for Justice.

coritherapper: Brilliant how did you lip color stay on the whole video? Deets???

[brillixdis]

The Married Millennialz: A MONKEY STOLE MY WALLET WITH OUR ID’S AND PASSPORTS PRANK

*a short intro plays, displaying their photos and logo along the screen with Dangerous by Meek Mill playing in the background*

Brilliant: Hey, what’s up you guys! It’s Brilliant from The Married Millennialz! We’ve been M.I.A, and we really miss bringing content to you guys. [she smiles into the camera before dragging her hand through her straightback braids] As you can see, I’m alone, so that means it’s pranking time. Zyair and I are on vacation in Thailand, and you know how those wild ass monkeys get! I’m gonna prank him into believing a monkey broke in and stole my wallet with our passports. [she chuckles some] I’m also gonna add that I didn’t chase him because I didn’t have my wig on, so if you guys are looking for a good laugh, stay tuned! [the camera switches off and she goes to hide one in the bedroom as he sleeps peacefully, then one against the balcony’s wall] 

Brilliant: [she comes inside and leaves the door to the balcony cracked before tip toeing to the bedroom as he sleeps, lightly knocking down different items and tossing their clothes across the floor before making her way over to the hidden camera to assure its out of view. she gives the camera a thumbs before dragging her fingers along her straight-back corn rows, mouthing, ‘don’t judge me’ before she makes her way over to the bed to nudge him] Baby, wake up.

Zyair: Hm? -mumbles softly, laying still for a prolonged moment before finally opening his eyes to view her, an expression of immediate surprise crossing his face due to her appearance- What you doing?

Brilliant: [she pulls at his arm with a low sigh before turning towards the balcony door] A wild monkey broke in while I was in the bathroom! He ran out with my wallet, with our passports and IDs. [she looks at him with her eyes widened] I didn’t chase his ass because I didn’t have on my wig.

Zyair: What the fuck you mean? -widens his eyes while his voice immediately rises, quickly jumping out of the bed before nearing the door and stepping outside to view the area- Which way did he go? We’re fucking screwed and you talking bout a wig. Fuck a wig.

Brilliant: [she sucks her teeth, lifting up from the bed, to follow behind him quickly] How am I suppose to know which way he went? The shit happened so fast! I almost got bit, and you want me to chase a wild monkey without my damn wig. Maybe he’ll come back. [she leans her head out the door with a soft sigh] You must’ve left the door open.

Zyair: -turns to finally face her in surprise- You’re blaming me!? I was fucking sleep. -moves his mouth to continue then waves her off, continuing back into the bedroom- Ya wildin, ya wildin, that’s our shit! You wake me up after the fact? Ya wildin.

Brilliant: [she cuts her eyes at him, placing her hand on her hip as she watches him return back to the main bedroom] So are you gonna go out there and find him? That monkey ain’t no Bubbles, he was on some other other shit! I saw death in his eyes. He is most def taking our shit to book himself a flight to the states. [she speaks with seriousness, trying to contain her composure] He. Wanted. All. The. Smoke. [she claps her hands with every word]

Zyair: -looks at her incredulously as she claps her hands to punctuate each word- Are we talking about a fucking monkey here? I feel like you making a joke and ain’t shit funny bout this. Look at this fucking place. -swings his arms around to showcase their messy surroundings- I’m bout to do more than what you’re doing. That muthafucka took off with all our important shit. There gotta be an embassy or something, someone. -grabs the nearest clothing he can find to begin fully dressing-

Brilliant: I’m not even joking though! [she looks towards him as he begins to get dressed in the clothes thrown across the floor] I’m sure he’s gonna come back with it! Or he’s a few feet from our villa, don’t even worry babe. I’m kind of glad I didn’t have my wig on though, he might’ve snatched that shit right off my head, and took off running. He would’ve been running down the island looking like the monkey trap Selena with my bangs. [she shakes her head, walking over to the balcony door to laugh quietly to herself] Oh shit! [she shouts theatrically, pointing out the door] There he go! He got my underwear too! The glittery pair, with the open hole in the middle.

Zyair: -scrunches his face up in confusion due to her light-hearted comments then instantly springs into action once she nears the balcony once again to point- Where? Where? -hurries outside and feverishly scans the trees for the monkey and her panties- I don’t see him.

Brilliant: Over there! [she points in a direction of one of the hidden camera in slight view] Got em. [she begins to laugh uncontrollably] Really?! This prank made it this far?

Zyair: -furrows his brows further in complete confusion, pausing his movements before looking in her direction- Did you say prank? You woke me up for this shit? -sucks his teeth then returns to the bedroom yet again before tossing the covers back to get beneath them- Fuck outta here, man. Always with the goofy shit.

Brilliant: [she continues to laugh, following close behind him, going to grab the main camera from the dresser to walk over to him. she pulls the covers back, focusing the camera on his face] Don’t be pissy! Tell the Married Millennialz squad you just got pranked.

Zyair: Nah, nah. -attempts to dodge the camera before finally looking straight on into the lens- I got pranked. Haha.

Brilliant: [she laughs behind the camera before leaning in to place soft pecks along his cheeks] Tell them to like, comment and subscribe.

Zyair: -looks beyond the camera and towards her with a serious expression before adjusting his gaze- Like, comment, subscribe and fuck off. -presents his middle finger before pulling the covers over himself again-

Brilliant: [she shakes her head with a laugh after turning the camera back on herself] He’s such a grumpy little critter when he wakes up. Thanks for watching guys, we’ll be back with another video in the next few days, stay tuned! We out!

VIEW COMMENTS

Jessiejayybae: MONKEY TRAP SELENA BANGS TOOK ME TF OUT LOOOOOOL.

coritherapper: WHY YALL IN THAILAND WITHOUT ME???

layla0323: Leave bubbles out of this lmao

danniekisses: He needs to prank her back!!

Adriane Carter: Brilliant really don’t deserve Zy like fr lol

lena loves: Okay sis but where can I find them underwear you described? Put us on!