#// gdi Zoro lmao

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on Nov 11

“So, it’s my birthday apparently. Good, I'm going back to sleep then, don’t wake me.”

[viperbranium]

there are too many fucking things going on in the One Piece manga right now and i am dYING

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-when Nami gets kidnapped by Bowser-

(cc) Sanji: I’ll save you, Nami-swan! -can’t kick the door down-

Oi, mosshead, some help here!

(cc) Zoro: -cuts down the down- You find her, I’ll take the beast.

Tch, though I’ll probably end up owing her money again.

-after getting lost in Bowser's Castle-

(cc) Toad: Luigi! You made it!

(cc) Zoro: My name’s Zoro, do you know Chopper?

(cc) Toad: Princess Peach is in another castle! Hurry!

(cc) Zoro: Princess? The only Momo I know is a Shogun

(Momo means Peach in Japanese, lmao)

// inspired by / dash commentary on this - with @cathiief

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-when someone calls them ‘Daddy’ on Father’s Day-

(cc) Luffy: Ooh, is there a (meat) patty somewhere? -drools-

(cc) Zoro: I’m not babysitting your kid again!

(cc) Sanji: Well ‘daddy’ is up for some dessert -winks-

(cc) Usopp: Hey! Lying’s my thing! Get your own thing!

(cc) Chopper: Dandelion? Do you have high blood pressure?

(cc) Franky: It’s ‘aniki’, you can’t shorten it I like that =/

(cc) Brook: Yohohoho! then can ‘daddy’ see your panties?

(cc) Shanks: I can be your daddy all life long, baby!

(cc) Law: Think I’m going to be sick -throws himself overboard-

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(cc) One Piece Booping Games 2024 (on April 1st)

Gold Medalist: Monkey D Luffy + got the most hits by spamming his (Boop) Gattling attacks!

Silver Medalist: Franky + constructed a Boop Machine mid (boop) fight!

Bronze Medalist: Kidd + got really competitive because Law was there too

Boop Master Champion: King Kuma! + there is a giant statue of him in the (boop) arena/stadium

Honourable Mentions Law: quit halfway becuase things were getting ridicous Zoro & Sanji: tied for points Shanks: somehow got drunk and wandered off the arena

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(mun) Kenta: -trying to ship Sanji with @chatcambrioleur's Nami-

(cc) Law: I would kill Black Leg for her.

(cc) Shanks: We are hiring her to be our crew’s fashion designer!

(cc) Luffy: Nami! I’m hungry! Make sure you bring back meat!

(cc) Sanji: Where the hell did you guys come from?!

(cc) Zoro: -secretly giving Nami hush money for her silence over him getting lost, and Nami being the one that found then led him back to the ship-

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(cc) Franky: You know, I had a strange dream where you were all making me a giant robot cake for my birthday -sees it- Aah! I love you guys! T_T

(cc) Zoro / Sanji: -arguing and butting heads over who woke Franky up last night-

(cc) Sanji: Anyway, if you think that’s cool, watch this!

-presses a button, robot cake laser eyes towards a table with regular sized cake, just freshly baked with it-

(cc) Luffy / Chopper / Usopp: Cool! +_+

(cc) Sanji: Hey! You guys aren’t allowed to be that excited today!

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Nami’s Birthday 2023 - Gifts from the Straw Hats (& Friends)

(cc) Luffy: caught her a giant goldfish for Sanji to cook

Crew suggested he let Nami be Captain for the day, Luffy said no =/

(cc) Zoro: stole / cut down a tangerine tree to add to ship’s garden

(cc) Sanji: a tangerine themed (wedding) cake with orange chocolate

(cc) Chopper: tangerine / fruity tasting medicine for her

(cc) Franky: A swan themed motorboat (it was Sanji’s idea)

(cc) Brook: an original song dedicated to her panties

(cc) Usopp: a clima-tact upgrade

(cc) Law: the most expensive heart she can sell in the black market

(mun) Kenta: to try and interact with one (or more) Nami muses properly so he can be more specific (based on muse interactions/headcanons) for next time!

// drafted this on Nami’s birthday, forgot to post it woops! 

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(cc) Sanji: What are you doing in my closet you head of dead grass?!

(cc) Zoro: Getting new clothes since that annoying smuggler woman is wearing mine!

(cc) Sanji: -covering his bleeding nose thinking about loose top Kanrya- Alright, you can have it…

(cc) Zoro: Well I don’t want it anymore, you’re bleeding all over it!

// inspired by this - with @ryathenaughtykitsune

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Sanji telling his crew about his fears of becoming an emotionless robot like his brothers

(cc) Zoro: If it comes down to it, I’ll kill you myself. (cc) Franky: I will make sure your SUPER personality is still there!

(cc) Chopper: I’ll make a cure to reverse the effects somehow!

(cc) Sanji: You guys… -hopes Nami can just thundertempo and/or Robin can (multi) slap him back to his senses too-

(cc) Luffy: Awesome! Are you gonna be able to shoot lasers beams?!

(cc) Sanji: Damn it Luffy, is that all you got out of it?!

(cc) Luffy: Yeah, coz I know you’ll still be our cook, shishi! -grins-

Now if you could cook with lasers...

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(cc) Zoro: Sorry for missing your birthday, I was bounty hunting -he got lost-

(cc) Sanji: Don’t mention it, that was probably the best birthday present I could get from you.

(cc) Zoro: Huh? What’s that supposed to mean?!

// from thread & headcanons with @chatcambrioleur

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(mun) Kenta: Post done for you Sabo, also, Happy Birthday!

(cc) Sanji: It’s MY birthday you idiot four eyes!

Jeez, well at least I know a certain Nami-swan won’t forget about it!

(cc) Shanks: Nami! I need a new outfit for this new island we found!

(cc) Zozo: -got lost again, needs Nami to get him back (to the ship)-

(cc) Sanji: You’re all doing this on purpose!

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One Piece - Episode 130

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One Piece - Episode 130

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Open Mouth Kisses [Sanji/Zoro & Kanrya]

@ryathenaughtykitsune​ asked // yesterday

❤💋 zoro and sanji

TOUCH MEME 💋 – giving them an open mouth kiss

“Rya-chan!<3″ Sanji would be in heaven for a little while in bliss.

“What the hell are you doing woman?! You reek of booze!” Zoro growled at Kanrya, though the swordsman was already half drunk.

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the Straw Hats meeting Alex after following ‘rumours’

(cc) Luffy: Wait, you’re not Alex the Mother Dragon!?

(cc) Sanji: Damn it I thought she would be a half dragon beauty too!

(cc) Brook: I would have liked to see her dragon panties yohohoho!

(cc) Zoro: So, can I slay your dragon then?

(cc) Usopp: Stop it! We’ll be doing no such thing Zoro!

(cc) Franky: Sorry about them, this is SUPER awkward, indeed.

(cc) Chopper: Please let me ride your dragon, please! +_+

// inspired by this - with @askthedragonheartcrew