#// dumb thoughts empty head

[obsessedwithstarwars]

Question for the DP fandom:

Do you think Danny’s hair turns white when it falls out? It’s technically dead cells anyway but when it naturally falls off his head, do you think it turns white? Because I think it would be hilarious if his hairbrush just has white hair, no black strands whatsoever, and his significant other thought the worst until they know his secret.

[peculiardiction]

One of these days I’ll be able to keep Danny-o’s face consistent. Today is not that day!

Hehe roleswap au

[bambisbraingoespop]

what do good girls do when they're bored and alone? edge! – andddddd make pretty pink bimbo collages to inspire them 🩷🫧

[hannahmanderr]

@duchi-nesten I HAVE ANOTHER VERY IMPORTANT CUJO HEADCANON TO SUBMIT TO YOU FOR APPROVAL

this is important okay, it has everything to do with something i saw someone using yesterday and i couldn't stop staring and i realized why.

okay okay so Danny gets tired of Cujo always running around and escaping him, right? and he's like i can't exactly take him on a leash when i'm flying my wife Valerie will kill me.

so he has the "brilliant" idea to take one of THESE bad boys and coat the inside with his parents' phase proof goop and haul Cujo around in it.

just like. Phantom flying through the city. with a dog strapped to his back. as one does.

bonus: he shows up to Valerie with it on

Val: Phantom what the actual -

Danny: it's called child safety Valerie smh my head anyway do you want one

Val: ... yes

[needy-ho3]

sooo needy while on holiday with my parents so i had to pull an old photo in hopes of getting some attention

[pupryu]

Wanna hump my pillow and cum so bad I'm so horny. I need to rub my tdick against it so badly. I whine and moan whenever I hump them. They feel so good. My mind gets all fuzzy and I can't even think about anything but my dick. Fucking and humping into that pillow without no care about anything. Loudly whining and whimpering. Slowing my hips down and grinding into it. Fuck I need it so bad.

[thatkeira9000]

I bet if I shook his head you could hear all the rocks rattling around inside

[cutep1e33]

can someone train me to be a good little mutt and know my place? (pretty please <3) i also love hypnosis

[dollyblcstar]

i’m so fucking embarrassing and pathetic…

[pink-amphibian]

Thinking about my last two asks, why keep the public stuff and the smell huffing seperate?

I could spot youon a crowded bus, your whorish body calling for attention, in the furthest corner. Pushing myself right next to you and lifting my arm up to grab the overhead bar, I could force you to smell my sweat and musk, and not being able to move away you would have to go the full ride with my smell filling every breath you take. I would notice, of course, how your face got red, how you push your thighs together because you can't touch yourself. Wordlessly, I would drag you out of the bus and into my apartment, pushing your face into my pits while I fuck you into even more of a needy slut.

-🌊

Fuck.. Would I really be that obvious anon? I can't help it.. your scent would drive me crazy, practically infesting my mind and draining any and all thoughts I may have in my head. I'd be powerless to do anything while intoxicated by the smell of your pits, my mind spinning and growing evermore dizzy.. And then, you'd just grab me and show me just how much of a shameless whore I am, making me huff you like a dog.. I'd prolly start humping you like one too, no dignity to think of... Not like I'd have any thoughts in my emptied head to begin with.. 💗💗

[0heartangel0]

The kitty and her pepsi box.

[cestnepas-e-rosexxx]

Guess who got herself tied up and used as a footstool while he played DotA2 ✌️😌

[alanide-arts]

more mhw sketches I guess

[depravedangelbaby]

the phrase "good dogs don't speak" makes me uhhhh ... 😵‍💫😵‍💫 .... yeah ..... arf awruff !!!

[sweetbunnipwinc3ss]

Imagine this.

I come over after a long day at work. You're on the couch ready and waiting for me. I drop my work stuff and stroll over telling you how beautiful you look right now.

You pat your thighs inviting and tempting me. I can't resist as I get on the couch pushing your legs apart and moving between them. Your fingers slide through my hair. The sounds I make can't even be considered proper words.

You tell me to hush as you pull me down against you. I go to protest but soon all sound is muffled as I lay my head against your tummy. Your soft scalp massages putting me to sleep rather quickly.

I barely here you whisper how it's ok and I'm safe. I close my eyes and drift off to sleep knowing I'm warm, safe and happy.

Gods, wouldn't that just be downright lewd and scandalous?

[mazojo]

Gotta be my favorite friendship dynamic