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pzychojinx · 9 months ago

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deleting my dating apps because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (i am brutally beating a man to death to maintain my extremely fragile status as captain of my pirate ship and you're my new lying ass fake cook with his silly little fake name witnessing the scene like you're both scared and horny)

#black sails #james flint #john silver #silverflint #crack tag #merry bs renaissance besties

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mishka-misha · 8 months ago

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s1!dean is ruining my life

#s1!dean #stop him #i‘d do anything for him #spn #spn blog #supernatural crack #supernatural #dean winchester #spn crack #crack tag

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arobinwithoutbatman · 7 months ago

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...actually that's a thought.

What would my siblings do if there were like... 3 of me running around all expressing our autism differently?

#ic #crack tag #Tim Drake The Boy

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fxsiondance · 25 days ago

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Hewo this is a stickup, i'm here to kidnap ur bois for da crime of needing to be my frens pls and thanks

Put them in da bag

how could you. My sons. ROBBED FROM ME. IM A GRIEVING PARENT NOW

#answered!#ooc #crack tag #maustoria

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tarotcxrdrose · 27 days ago

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An hour later and she's still stuck in a spin dash, if you listen closely you might hear the yells of 'get me off this ride'.

#dash com #crack tag

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the-jesus-pill · 10 months ago

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Moses is a water bender

This is what the Church doesn't want you to know.

#felix speaks #asks #crack tag

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graunblida · 1 month ago

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lexa @ definitely not agatha: what is this covenless behavior??

#iii. brb. ascending » ooc.#crack tag #leave me alone i'm running on two braincells lol #my girl and i started rewatching agatha last night #i noticed some fun/cool little details i missed the first time #also if lexa was with them on the witch's road it would have been that much sassier #spoiler alert: it's definitely @ agatha ehuehuehu #jfc what would her trial be??#lexa vc: hopefully playing the quiet game

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agonizedembrace · 3 months ago

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talon finding the maneater first:

DONT YOU DARE HURT HIM --

#» WHO DOES A GIRL HAVE TO KILL TO START ANOTHER RUNE WAR? ( ASK )#mercless #crack tag #HE'S JUST A LIL GUY ... HE'S DONE NOTHING WRONG..

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gviral · 9 months ago

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"What the hell is this 'boop' nonsense? Do I look like a fucking cat to you?"

( He does, in fact, bear resemblance to a rather mangy, decrepit looking wet cat. )

#crack tag #i'm enjoying the boops guys

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pzychojinx · 1 month ago

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how do zaunites even transition. does singed have a side cavelab for alchemic gender affirming care (he does. to me)

#arcane #singed #dr reveck #crack tag

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mishka-misha · 9 months ago

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fucking s1!dean and s2!dean gifsets make me wanna rewatch spn again

#dean winchester #crack tag #supernatural #spn

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arobinwithoutbatman · 4 months ago

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Eeeewwwww why do people talk about wanting to do things with my brothers so much? I can't even say anything because that's embarrassing for the poor citizens who didn't know Robin was right there and embarrassing for me cause I don't want to know!

#ic #Robin The Wonder #Dash Watching #crack tag

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fxsiondance · 1 month ago

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