#// apparently drunk james is really passionate about the lion king

[candydripping]

OPEN STARTER.

Where: Brinie Bar at the Engagement Party Who: Anyone! @moorbrookestarters​  

“Okay, okay, so I was scrolling through Tik Tok before I arrived here, right? And I saw this video and it was about Disney so I was like, okay great, it’s gonna be a cute fun video, right! But I was WRONG. They were talking about how Mufasa’s body just disappeared and that was weird because no animals really eat lion corpses expect, except -- get this, right. Lions! And THEN, they showed this scene where Scar was holding the skull of a lion. So basically. Scar ate his own BROTHER.” James’ eyes widened, a look of horror on their face as they spoke passionately to somebody they’d entrapped. “Can you IMAGINE eating your own BROTHER? That’s so MEAN. I thought Disney was for kids but The Lion King most definitely wasn’t.”