#// anon

[devotion-disorder]

Until your nose is warm and you can move your fingers, think about yandere boys in bikinis (naturally I think of Asa and Noel)

maybe i'll feel warmer if i draw summery things......beach day slay💥

[hansoeii]

what ever happened to that caitvi and timebomb sketch?

np just curious and gay

I finished them and will use them for sticker designs! I scrapped the first timebomb drawing tho, cos I didn't really like it and started a different one instead.

[tonycries]

I just recently read the short hentai series Lady K & the Sick Man (that you mentioned before), and you were right... It is so good!

I KNOWWWW- AND LOOK AT THIS MAN ☝🏽☝🏽 Oh my gawd he gets the Tonussy crying more than any irl man could ❗

[diminuel]

Crocodile feels petty and changes Garp's cross guild bounty to add the epithet, Pirate Fucker

The world is losing their shit, Sengoku has never been happier to be retired

Crocodile might have gotten in trouble with Dragon, but it was worth it. He's not going to let himself be berated by the hypocritical old fart!

(Also, it's not his fault that Dragon's still in denial about his father's proclivities!)

[markscherz]

”Basically all frogs are exclusively carnivorous” didn’t they discover a tree frog that pollinates flowers?

Yeah, and there's also weirdos that eat leaves as adults—that's why i said 'basically' all frogs. Four out of 7788, 0.05%, is basically zero.

[pokenoire]

@moonxpalace @cloudmel0dyy @anika-kanroji16 @smoothie03 things I think people need to know about japanese gender terminology :D

How do I tell someone I'm non-binary in Japanese?

if you just want to say “i’m non-binary”, you could say:

日: (俺・僕・私・自分は)Xジェンダーです。jp: (ore / boku / watashi / jibun wa) x-jendaa desu.en: i’m non-binary.

note that the first part of the sentence is in parenthesis because in Japanese it’s common to drop the subject of the sentence, even though that isn’t the case in English.

that said, if you want to be more specific (and if any of these happen to describe you), you could also say something like:

日: (俺・僕・私・自分は)無性です。jp: (ore / boku / watashi / jibun wa) musei desu.en: i’m genderless / agender.

日: (俺・僕・私・自分は) 中性です。jp: (ore / boku / watashi / jibun wa) chuusei desu.en: i’m gender neutral /  an androgyne.

日: (俺・僕・私・自分は)両性です。jp: (ore / boku / watashi / jibun wa) ryousei desu.en: i’m bigender / ambigender.

日: (俺・僕・私・自分は)不定性です。jp: (ore / boku / watashi / jibun wa) futeisei desu.en: i’m genderfluid.

the above gender identities are relatively common among non-binary people in Japan. note that 中性 / chuusei can potentially translate into two different genders in English. i’d say it’s commonly used to mean androgyne within the non-binary community, but there’s also a strong association with gender neutrality because 中性的 / chuuseiteki is often used within society in general to mean unisex or gender neutral.

having said all that, just like when speaking English, the person you’re talking to may not be familiar with the above words. in that case, you might need or want to explain what being non-binary means for you.

日: (俺・僕・私・自分は) 男性でも女性でもないです。jp: (ore / boku / watashi / jibun wa) dansei demo josei demo nai desu.en: i’m neither male nor female.

日: (俺・僕・私・自分は) 男性でも女性でもなく、性別はないです。jp: (ore / boku / watashi / jibun wa) dansei demo josei demo naku, seibetsu wa nai desu.en: i’m neither male nor female. i have no gender.

日: (俺・僕・私・自分は)男性と女性の間の性です。jp: (ore / boku / watashi / jibun wa) dansei to josei no aida no sei desu.en: my gender is in between male and female.

日: (俺・僕・私・自分は) 男性でもあり女性でもある性です。jp:(ore / boku / watashi / jibun wa) dansei demo ari josei demo aru sei desu.en: i’m both male and female.

日: (俺・僕・私・自分は)  男性でも女性でもなく、ある性別の間に性自認が変わります。jp:(ore / boku/ watashi / jibun wa) dansei demo josei demo naku, aru seibetsu no aida ni seijinin ga kawarimasu.en: i’m neither male nor female, my gender identity changes from gender to gender.

日: (俺・僕・私・自分は)  男性でも女性でもなく、 いずれも全く関係ない性です。jp: (ore / boku / watashi / jibun wa) dansei demo josei demo naku, izuremo mattaku kankei nai sei desu.en: i’m neither male nor female. my gender is completely unrelated to either of those genders.

……..and i totally took this relatively simple ask and ran away with it. oh well. hopefully it helps you, anon. either way, this post is officially my *points at this* post for future asks. lol

08.26.2017 edit: added the pronoun 俺 / ore by request.

[nottsangel]

bring back brothers bsf theo!! i randomly thought of him always being at your house, like one day you think no one’s home so you walk out of your room in the shortest pyjama shorts and the tiniest top to get something out of your kitchen and he’s there. already taunting you for how slutty you look the second you step foot into the kitchen. this man might aswell move in with you.

“what the fuck are you wearing?” theo’s mocking voice instantly makes you jump, not expecting anyone else to be home as you walk into the dimly lit kitchen. you’re only wearing tiny pyjama shorts, your ass practically hanging out, and the tightest white tank top you own, your nipples visibly showing through.

“can you please shut up? i’m trying to relax at my house.” you hiss at him, rolling your eyes as you grab some snacks from the top shelf, making you stand on your tippy toes. your shorts and top ride up, catching theo’s attention. his head tilts, eyes landing on your exposed body as he bites his lip, a hint of something mischievous in his gaze.

“so, do you only own clothes two sizes too small? you look like a fuckin’ slut walking around like this, tsk.” he shakes his head in faux disapproval, but as he tries to insult you, his pants grow gradually tighter, forcing him to subtly cover his crotch with his hands. behind all the bullying, there is a deep, depraved desire for you— to feel you, to touch you, to fuck you until your pretty body is covered in bruises and cum.

“do you actually go home once in a while, or do you just live here now?!” you impatiently snap at him, fed up with his constant insults and taunts, the blood boiling in your veins. your fists tighten into balls, your eyes narrowing at him for a few seconds before you turn on your heel, hand tightly gripping the snacks to go back to your room, your heavy footsteps thudding through the kitchen.

“and why would i go home when i’ve got my best friend’s little sister here showing off her half-naked body to me every chance she gets? nah, i’m good.”

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[frownyalfred]

Seeing your little boy be a father that you never got to be I know Thomas feels sickkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Your son is literally older than you and is rolling his eyes at the new way schools are teaching their kids how to do math and you just mourn that you never got the chance to do the name

I'm sure it exists and I'm just missing it, but I want a resurrection fic where Thomas is like "oh no my son really did outpace everything I've done for this city" and legitimately recognizes that Bruce is objectively a greater man than he was at the same age, instead of Thomas just mentally shitting on Bruce for choosing violence. Like yes, I eat that up too, it's delicious angst, but objectively speaking your son did SO MUCH more than you did for Gotham, and even just as man in his own life.

Master martial artist by 30 - one of the best in the world

Holds doctorates or the equivalent in multiple subjects

Raised multiple kids into notable heroes

Founded the Justice League

Continued the Waynes' foundations + charity work in Gotham and improved their reach and support

Wayne Enterprises/etc - while the work focus shifted, the work, profits, and employees are even better than Thomas' time

Founded Batman Incorporated, if you're including that

Helped root out corruption in GCPD and other city organizations

Consults/liaises on so many international and intergalactic cases it isn't even funny

But a lot of times, DC and/or fic focuses on Thomas being disappointed in Bruce?

like dude. your son has a DINOSAUR in his BAT CAVE and those two things aren't even the most interesting parts of him.

[celestial119]

ALL NIGHT ALL DAY FROM THE KITCHEN COUNTER TO THE-

confirmed sylus puts you in a headlock so you can’t run away while he overstimulates you AGHHHAHAHAHAHA GIVE ME IT NOW

[mistressemmedi]

The POPE is competing this year????

Well. Someone has to represent the Vatican at Eurovision 🤷🏻‍♀️

[tonycries]

daddy Tony do you think we could get a ranking of the boys favourite positions to eat you out in?

OUUU OKAYYY OKAY I LOVE THIS- I'm not sure how to rank them though so I'll just list 'em heheh 🤭

Toji and Kuna - now now listen- they're both the biggest n' meanest teases so I just KNOWWW they do it from the back. Easy access AND it lets them give you a good spank or two when he's feeling devious, just know that they will go WILD with this one 😩

Nanami - two words: FACE. SITTING. Does not care for your weight, does not care for whether you'll suffocate him - just sit on his face, girl.

Gojo - Gojo can NOT stay still oml he changes up every few seconds and it makes you dizzy 💀 The only real thing that stays the same in each position is that he WILL kick his feet in the air 😭😭 straight up wagging those things n' giggling 😭😭

Geto - kneeling at your bedside- but you're never gonna guess why. Guess. Go on, just guess- because man always, always gets himself off while he eats you out (he just loves it sm 💔) and wants to hide it.

Choso - sprawled out in sniper position and humping the bed SEND TWEET-

[rubylace]

omgg +1,6k notes tysm babess😵‍💫🎀

𝑺𝑻𝑶𝑳𝑬 𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑰𝑹 𝑯𝑶𝑶𝑫𝑰𝑬𝑺

[heeseung] he would notice that his hoodie is missing and initially feel a bit confused. as soon as he sees you wearing it, a smile would spread across his face. he would find it adorable and endearing that you wanted to wear his hoodie and it would make him feel a sense of warmth and closeness to you. "I think it's favoritism, do you prefer me or that?" heeseung tease you about stealing his hoodie, but deep down, you look cute in his eyes not breaking eye contact and locking both of your arms with one of his hands. "you really have naughty hands, you must be punished."

[jay] caught off guard when he realizes that his hoodie is missing. he would search around, trying to figure out where it went, until he catches sight of you wearing it. a mischievous grin would appear on his face as he walks up to you, pretending to be upset. he pouting. "that's my hoodie you can't just steal it like that." but his act would quickly fade as he breaks into a smile, unable to resist your adorable appearance in his hoodie. jay would wrap his arms around you, pulling you into a tight hug even sniff you and whisper, "you look so cute in it. that's my babe thing what you want it's already yours."

[jake] looked everywhere and opened all his cupboardsand even remembering the last time put it down. seeing you casually pass by him, he find it amusing and endearing that you wearing his hoodie. he would walk up to you leaning against a nearby wall. "well, well, well, what do we have here? I guess I also have to steal something of yours to make it even." then pull you into a hug, stealing a quick kiss on the cheek before letting go. "but seriously, you look amazing in my hoodie. you can keep it, as long as I get to steal a few more kisses from you."

[sunghoon] the hoodie is his prized possession and he's meticulous about keeping track of it. when he realizes it's missing, he goes into full detective mode searching every places. when he finally catches you wearing it, he freezes for a moment, his expression a mix of disbelief and amusement. "wait, is that my hoodie?" trying to hide his smile. he's secretly thrilled that you like it enough to wear it. sunghoon sniffed mixed with your scent and kiss your neck. "so it's joint property now, hm?"

[sunoo] a bit surprised when he didn't see the hoodie in his bag. he search around wondering where it went, until he spots you wearing it. a bright smile light up his face as he approaches you. sunoo would find it adorable and heartwarming that you wanted to take his hoodie. he walk up to you, taking your hand in his, and say, "you stole my hoodie, I guess I can't be mad when you look so cute in it. just promise me you'll give it back... eventually." he pinched your cheek. "If you like it so much I'll buy it again and then we can be a coupling."

[jungwon] he is the type to notice small details, so he realize his hoodie is missing almost immediately. when he sees you wearing it, he chuckle and shake his head. "I should've known it was you," crossing his arms. he tease you about raiding his closet, but his heart would swell with affection knowing you wanted something of his. enjoying the idea of sharing something special with you. he love seeing you cozy in his oversized hoodie. couldn't resist your cuteness and embraced you into his arms. "just ask don't steal you little thief."

[ni-ki] he's carefree, so when he sees you wearing his hoodie, he burst into laughter. "looking good in my clothes," he joke nudging you playfully. he tease you relentlessly about stealing his style, but deep down, he'd feel flattered. ni-ki might even suggest taking some silly photos together, hug you tightly he definitely let you keep the hoodie as a sweet reminder of yours maybe even wearing it himself occasionally as a adorable way to feel closer to you. "it's cuter with your tiny body."

[nazrigar]

Did you hear the news? They found a new giant T-Rex fossil. It's a massive femur even larger than E.D. Cope's. They named the beast "Goliath."

YUP. It was apparently SO big, it's being compared to certain Sauropods like Camarasaurus. It's SO long, it's almost as tall as a man.

[markscherz]

do frogs like cheese?

No. Basically all frogs are exclusively carnivorous. Cheese may be protein rich, but it is not the most abundant food in the moist places frogs inhabit. I can tell you this because, as a person born and mostly raised in Switzerland, I have experienced first hand the pains of cheese-deprivation during extended fieldtrips in search of frogs in the rainforests of Madagascar.

[manchesterau]

re: phodcast. pj mentioned on stream talking about/coming up with podcast titles with a friend. which could mean nothing

im taking ur word for it and UHHHHHH well okay then phodcast is on