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[frownyalfred]

There's something so lovely about Kal going feral with his Kryptonian instincts, and Bruce just being a regular ol' human. No secondary genders, just regular earth stuff.

Agreed! Kal apparently has a taste for Earth dads. It would be hilarious if some sort of additional Kryptonian showed up and was like “well, it’s just the two of us; let’s mate!” and Kal was like oh god, no not you. You’re not doing anything for me at all. I want the DILF who keeps cracking ribs and yanking his kids out of danger!

[retquits]

What is Monroe's hairstyle? Is it a shaggy wolf cut or a mullet? I'm curious!

it may have been a wolf cut at some point, but as he grew older and stopped taking care of himself, it kinda became ... something else 😅

[barrenclan]

Are the kits on page 10 just hypoteticals for the scene or are they actually how Daff's future kids would look like?

Well... they were quick off-the-dome designs I wanted to read as very obviously Daff's, but they're also partially based on a future partner she may have... so both? :]

[tannnnblogs]

can I please give your Dala a smooch. bats my eyelashes.

1 like = 1 Smooch

[cheeseburger443]

Rollo (Inspired by Frollo) even shares battle voicelines that are on the Japanese dub version of the movie!

Also what was the name of that one Frollo roleplay account I need to follow it

*what went through my mind when i read this 👁️👄👁️

Btw thank you for this information:)) it's great to see some Frollo stuff influencing things till now even though it was so long ago.

Ah about the Frollo roleplay account I think @officialjudgeclaudefrollo is the best choice for u:3 love this blog acc so much ❤️

[hanasnx]

i'm ready to talk about 6'11 jason

thank god you said smthn anon bcos i’ve been waiting 60 seconds for an opportunity to blab. 6’11!jason was born out of a tiktok where a girl said she misread a guy’s dating profile as 6’1” instead of 6’11”

so you misread a dm and meet up with jason todd who has to duck under doorways. all his clothes are special order including his boxers bcos his dick swings when he walks. when he raises his arms just a little his shirt rides up. his motorcycle is huge, he actually has to set you up on it bcos you can’t reach & climb it by yourself.

when you get him alone to ride him, it feels like you’re trying to tame a stallion. he makes you feel weightless on his bucking hips, making your tits jump, and your head bob. he’s in control of all your movements, you’re not even sure if you moved a muscle the whole night, treated like some doll. and he still cleaned you up and gave you a kiss on the forehead and a little ass swat at the end like you did a good job for him

[800db-cloud]

Can i know your HEADCANONS about spyper? :0

OF. COURSE. and bonus RED spyper stuff too!

i don’t have very deliberate headcanons for a lot of freaks, but spyper is an exception because he used to be one of my very favorites :) he still honestly kind of is

i didn’t know how to include it, but another headcanon about spyper i have is that he has traits and habits that are “leftover” from the spy and sniper he used to be. his right pointer finger is twitchy and fidgety (a trait from sniper), and he chews on wheat as a substitute for cigarettes (sniper wasn’t a smoker, but spy evidently was and spyper gets nagging feelings of needing a smoke still).

the RED medic that sewed spyper together honestly did a shoddy job, since spyper still feels and thinks his body is rejecting his head. he often feels disembodied/disconnected in his own body. yknow… being two separate people grafted together and forming a third, new subconscious and everything. wicked stuff

and i don’t have a lot on RED spyper for now, but i do know that i think he’s a LOT more ‘stable’ of a hybrid than (BLU) spyper is. i wonder what his deal is

[contamination-zone]

FRESH INK!! If you will pretty please 💛😭

he's so cute... I like him bad

[dpspcehntr]

Xavier was a virgin, and his first time was with MC, who was not. That said, man's stamina is out of this world and has basically no refractive period becausehe is so down bad for MC, so the first time is actually round after round all night and into morning until they both pass out. He wanted to do everything he had dreamed about doing with MC, and he has had time to study up. Poor MC is gonna be exhausted. But very satisfied.

Poor MC is a shell of a person by the end of it. Extremely satisfied but a shell none the less.

Warning: Over stimulation, P in V, cream pie, squirting (if you squint)

Your hips ache as he fucks you onto himself for the long forgotten number of orgasms. You didn't think much of it when you both agreed tonight would be his first time. You expected something sweet and gentle, but now your face down in the mattress after hours of uninterrupted fucking. You've been folded every way you can think of, been cream pied in most of them, and he still has so much more to give. Your thighs felt sticky with both of your releases as he pounded yet another load into you. Feeling him fill you up more had you clenching down on him milking his release. He groans in your ear as he keeps his momentum going. Your voice long gone from moaning and crying out for him. This was unlike any other time you've had and you loved every second of it. You begin to worry about your own stamina as you've been keeping up with him this entire time. He pulls out of you with a squelch, his cum leaking out of you. He flips you over onto your back and you give him an up and down look. His pupils are blown wide, marks litter his body from your nails digging into him. Your own juices glisten from his thighs as he lines himself up with your abused entrance. You shiver and give him a quick nod to continue, the night is long from over.

[frownyalfred]

Ooo your recent post re: Kryptonian child rearing instincts falls so neatly into my headcanon that the first time an adult Kryptonian survivor! Kal sees Batman (caped man with his pup hiding underneath said cape) has a conniption because he thinks that's a fellow survivor! That's obviously a Kryptonian parent! worse if it's Omegaverse because that's a mother and a child! (without an Alpha...)

I love this. Poor Kal hyperfixates on Bruce and it doesn’t even matter if he’s technically human after all. It’s close enough for him and damn good enough for his instincts!

[retquits]

humbly requesting a Monroe and Hayden smooch even if just the tiniest doodle

soon 💗

[natsarrownecklacx]

Can you make like...How do you think the avengers would react if they found a Flashdrive witn Y/n modeling pictures... after she forgot in a table

I just did it for Wanda and Natasha cause they’re my favourites (also I do not wanna write for men) 18+ cause Ofc I had to make it smutty

Natasha Romanoff:

- Natasha would be really smug and happy with herself about it.

- The two of you have had this tease / flirty situation going on for ages. Where she basically teases and flirts with you and you just become a big flustered mess.

- She’d be really bold about it too. Taking out her laptop then and there in the compound kitchen and looking through the files. She’s not shy about the fact that she’s enamoured with what she sees. She just can’t wait for you to walk in and find her scrolling endlessly.

- If anyone other than you walks in however, she’s immediately on guard, no one else is allowed to see you that way. She’s extremely possessive and protective.

- When you do eventually stumble upon Natasha looking through your photos, you feel as though you could blink out of existence at any moment (or maybe that’s just what your hoping for.)

- At this point Natasha has had time to think about how these photos were taken and realise someone would have had to have been behind the camera taking those pictures.

- She’d hand you back the flash drive, a smirk on her face but a serious undertone to her voice when she says that next time, you’ll be modelling for her and her alone. Preferably with little to no close on, your mouth between her legs.

Wanda Maximoff:

- Wanda would be incredibly flustered the second she realises what she has in her hand.

- She’d drop the drive immediately, as if just holding it somehow sent of an alarm for everyone in a five mile radius to know what she was holding. She’d quickly leave the room with the drive left unattended.

- She’d go back to her room and try to forget about what she’d found. But wouldn’t be able to stop thinking about what exactly might be on the drive.

- Eventually she’d convince herself that it would be irresponsible to leave something so personal of yours lying around where anyone could find it. (Really she just couldn’t stop thinking about what she could be missing out on.)

- She’d go back to get it, trying to act as discretely as possible and take it to her room where she locked the door and quickly got her laptop up and running to open the files.

- She spends the next few hours scrolling, drooling and sneaking her hand down her pants when it gets to the more revealing pictures.

- When you come back from your two week long mission Wanda can barely look you in the eye.

- It’s not until a few days later when you catch her with her hand in her underwear, moaning your name, looking through the photos that you understand why.

[wandascosmic]

hii! could you write one with kinda emo aou wanda, with i hate everyone but you vibes, dating reader who’s more popular than wanda? just their cute little moments together

because of you (request)

wanda maximoff x fem!reader

summary: in which wanda was initially the prickly new member of the avengers, however you quickly became her greatest friend.

word count: 1416

tags: unedited, fluff, wanda's got a huge crush on you, a little bit of i hate everyone but you vibes but i've never really written it before so i hope i did you justice!! emo wanda being the little baby we all love (this is also like my sorta first time writing emo wanda too so my writing horizons expanded quite a bit with this request, she's genuinely just very cute though

“You have to be cheating,” Sam says angrily, slumping on the couch and crossing his arms over his chest, slamming his controller down beside him. 

“Nope,” you respond with a grin, pleased with yourself for beating Sam at yet another video game. “You just suck.” 

Sam narrows his eyes, before rising up once again in determination. “One more round, only this time you’re handicapped by giving me a five second head start.” 

“Sure,” you agree, already prepared to win for the 15th time in a row. 

However, before you and Sam can start your video game, a tired Sokovian witch makes her way into the living room. 

“Oh, hey, Wanda,” Sam says to your girlfriend who stands beside you, immediately wrapping her arms around your shoulder. 

Wanda ignores him, and instead asks you, “Where were you?” against your neck.

“I promised Sam I would play Mario Kart with him last night,” you explain. “I bet him 50 bucks I could win 10 rounds in a row, and guess what, I’m at 70 now!” 

“Not for long!” Sam interrupts. 

“Want to stay and watch?” you ask Wanda, who hesitates for a split second, not really wanting the company of anyone else except for you, but ends up agreeing with a small nod.

You shift over on the couch to make room for her, and she immediately sits down and rests her head on your shoulder while you begin another round against Sam. 

You end up winning about 150 bucks that day. 

***

Wanda had been part of the team for about 7 months now, and you had quickly become her closest friend in the first 2. 

Wanda, at her most vulnerable and lowest moments was still riding on a lot of the guilt from Ultron, add the fact that she had just lost her only family member and best friend, and the fact that she was already a bit prickly to begin with, it was safe to say that the majority of the team was too scared of what could happen to them if they even attempted to get close to her. 

Wanda was okay with that at the time, she wanted the freedom to grieve without the added pressure of someone counting on her.

However, you were an exception. 

You broke down the walls that had been built so far up after lost plagued Wanda’s life.

Every time she would protest, you stayed, no matter what.

She was a mess, and over time you became her safe haven.

You helped her grieve, helped her overcome her anger, her sadness, and you became her hope. 

Now, Wanda could never get enough of you.

You were her best friend, and she was yours. 

Wanda was eternally grateful for your existence.

“Y/N?” Wanda asked, one month into your friendship you laying on her shoulder watching the sitcom on the TV from her bed. 

“Hm?” you responded. 

“Thank you,” Wanda said, hoping you could understand every single hidden word she wanted to convey as best she could.

You smiled up at her, “Anytime.” 

***

“Wow, Wanda, what’s got you so grumpy?” Tony asks, noticing Wanda’s very apparent frown. 

“She hasn’t seen Y/N in two days,” Nat says with a grin. “Y/N’s mission from Monday got extended last night, so now she won’t be back until tomorrow morning.” 

Wanda glared at Natasha before going back to pouring her cereal. 

“Come on, Nat,” Steve says as he walks in. “I think it’s sweet.” 

“Hey, I never said it wasn’t,” Natasha says, holding up her hands in surrender. 

Wanda’s frown deepened, despite the truthfulness to everything they were saying. 

“Come on, Wanda,” Steve said as he came around the counter to pat the witch on her back. “Just one more day.” 

Wanda nodded quietly, making her way back to her bedroom to eat her cereal and wait for your return.

***

You came back at 6AM, and your face softened as you saw Wanda laying on top of your covers, very clearly having been waiting for your return by the sitcom still running on your TV in the background. 

Carefully you kneeled beside her on the bed, gently shaking her awake. 

Wanda stirred awake slowly, looking around disoriented before she saw your face, her eyes lighting up and immediately wrapping her arms around you. “You’re back,” she whispered. 

“I was only gone 3 days,” you reply in amusement.

“Don’t care,” Wanda says, hugging you tighter. 

You hug her back in return, letting go after a few minutes to go take a shower and change into your pajamas, and Wanda doing the same. 

Then, at 6:30AM, the two of you go to bed together, and spend the rest of the day wrapped in each other’s arms. 

***

“So, what is it you want my help with?” Natasha asks, secretly gleeful at seeing the shy side of Wanda for once behind all her sharp edges. 

“I want you to help me set up Y/N’s birthday party,” Wanda says shyly, looking down at her shoes. 

“Oh, Wanda, we’re gonna have a blast,” Natasha replies, walking over to Wanda and wrapping an arm around her shoulder, leading her to go grab the supplies. 

***

Wanda would never admit it, except maybe to you, but she wanted everything to be absolutely perfect for your birthday.

You had been the only one to help her when she needed it, and every time she felt like she was too sharp, too mean, too prickly, you accepted her with unwavering kindness.

You were the only thing that made Wanda feel seen after Pietro’s death. 

And so, she needed you to see how grateful she was with everything inside of her. 

“Okay, so we’re gonna get balloons, streamers, the food and drinks, cutlery, decorations, then the cake tomorrow?” Wanda asks Natasha as the two grab everything for your birthday tomorrow.

“Yep, Tony’s money is finally going towards something useful,” Natasha says, making Wanda look over towards her curiously. “Your love for your girlfriend,” she explains.

Wanda slaps Nat’s arm in return, though she does end up blushing for the next 5 minutes. 

***

“Oh, god, what if she doesn’t like it?” Wanda asks, nervous since it’s only one hour before you’re supposed to arrive back at the compound.

Natasha pats Wanda on the back reassuringly. “It’s gonna be fine, Wanda. Truthfully it came from you, and she loves anything you do for her no matter what.” 

Wanda nods, nervously playing with her rings in anticipation.

“Can she hurry back already,” Sam groans. “I wanna eat the cake already. Wanda glares angrily at him. 

“Careful, Sam,” Nat warns playfully. “If you mess that cake up a single bit Wanda might magic you into a pickled herring.” 

Sam looks over to Wanda who’s eyes glow red in a threatening manner. 

Sam holds up his arms in surrender. 

Wanda ends up switching between being nervous and stopping Sam, Bucky, and Tony from accidentally doing something that might harm your party, and suddenly an hour has gone by.

“Y/N’s on her way back right now!” Tony calls out after asking FRIDAY. “She’s gonna be up here in two minutes!” 

“Okay, everyone hide!” Natasha yells out, grabbing Wanda to hide with her behind the counter as everyone sprawls out across the upstairs floor. 

“Please say she likes it, please say she likes it,” Wanda mutters under her breath in her hiding place so no one can hear her.

Though Nat’s absurdly good hearing foils her plan. “She’ll love it, Wanda.” 

Wanda hums in response, taking a reassuring breath before waiting to surprise you. 

“Thirty seconds everyone!” Tony calls out after FRIDAY notifies him on his watch.

3…2…1…

“Happy birthday, Y/N!” Everyone calls out after you finally make your way up the stairs.

You barely register the shock before you’re smiling widely. 

“This was all Wanda,” Nat tells you, causing you to look towards the witch who looks incredibly sheepish.

“Everyone helped,” Wanda mumbles.

“Really?” you shake your head before making your way over to your girlfriend and kissing her fiercely. “Thank you,” you whisper.

“I needed a way to show you how grateful I am that you saved me,” Wanda tells you.

“Well, you saved me too,” you reply. “You made everything so much better.” 

Wanda’s eyes light up at your confession, and she hugs you tightly, causing you to laugh and wrap your arms around her. 

“Now, how about we enjoy my birthday together, hm? This will be the best one yet because of you.”

[ur-ghostgirl]

Any chance of seeing the back of the potd, please? New Years special? 🥺

theres nt too much to see frm the back but sure, since u said please

happy (almost) new year:3

[vinnybox]

Does…. Does Cleave eat bones … like one day Steb finds him crunchin and munchin and catches him mouth full of bone shards

Yes! One morning Steb wakes up to Cleave making something and he's flabbergasted at the meal he's concocted.

Cleave can eat bones just fine (Amongst other questionable food), but a full proper meal is more than welcomed :]