#// alexa the most regressive progressive. plastic surgery is only a problem bc it interferes w his cannibalism. otherwise who cares

[furby-organist]

> "It's true, I hate breast implants! They're not always obvious and you won't always know until you've got silicone poisoning the next day! Same with ab implants! I didn't know those existed until recently! Plastic surgery is false advertising to me, specifically!"