#// alastor finessing those tones when ordering food in chinese. doesn't know any other chinese. useless in any other context.
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// Obsessed with the idea of Alastor speaking multiple languages near-perfectly but only in the context of ordering food
#// alastor finessing those tones when ordering food in chinese. doesn't know any other chinese. useless in any other context.#friends like 'bitch you know portugese???' and he's like 'no bitch this is just the best brazilian place in pride ring and they don't speak#english. and i am a dedicated glutton.' doesn't know a lick of portugese in any other context.#mun post.#a ritual in the garden soil (headcanon)
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