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thank you for 800 followers!! welcome to my blog where i consistently try to outdo myself in creating the worst posts i can possibly make

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I don’t even have an explanation for this

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Davey: I just boiled water

Jack: solid

David: no

Jack: I mean that’s cool

Davey: Wrong again!

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your header looks like the will smith showing off jaden meme and I’m living

this blog has been so dead but im posting to say youre absolutely right 

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When will tumblr stop pretending like it isn’t a blatant race issue to jump from pretty generic white boy #92 to prettty generic white boy #93 and for the most part no other character in literally any piece of content where that’s available

You could write a story where the main cast is entirely dark skinned, muscular and/or fat, and non conventionally attractive but the second there’s one pretty young skinny white boy in some way, that character is 85% of the fanart and the fanfiction

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I am 100% sure this has been done before but I have no way to find the edit so you know I had to do it to ‘im

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So. Here’s how it goes once we win and we WILL be winning. Make no mistake.

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happy Mother’s Day to to Medda and Davey for being the best and most supportive moms out there

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i read your user as gravy jacobs so there’s that

i feel like i should save and sell that url if it isnt already taken, yknow??

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girlsies week day 2 + 3: modern au + relationships

it’s newsbians! school reporter katherine is sent in to talk to girls’ soccer captain sarah. she checks back in with her vice-president of the school press, davey, and the conversation is as such:

“did you get anything good from sarah?” “yeah, her number.” “congrats, but i meant for the article”

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part two babey!

sarah and davey iconic twins: virgo sun, scorpio moon, taurus rising, aqua mars, earth dominant, moon dominant

wow i really stan earth dominant legends! these 2 have such a grounded energy. virgo sun scorpio moon is a very powerful combination they are absolute forces of nature. theyre determined, confident (altho thats a little more sarah i suppose), intuitive, EXTREMELY smart, and hardworking. virgo and pisces, if u notice, are sister signs, so even tho davey and jack are really different, they feel a connection really quickly. on that note, virgo and pisces share a service oriented way of relating to others, so davey and sarah are very devoted to the people they love, constantly putting others before themselves. twins r an interesting phenomenon bc not only do they have the same chart (and therefore have the same energy and understand each other well) but obviously theyre siblings and twin telepathy is a commonly used term for a reason. so even tho virgo is a really stubborn placement that tries so hard to serve others before itself sarah and davey can always fall back on each other just bc they so naturally understand the other. virgo can be a little emotionally stunted at times, but the water moon balances that out. scorpio moon is, like i said, a really powerful placement. sarah (who i’d say is a little more developed than davey) really gets in touch w that scorpio energy- she’s intense and passionate. they come off as very logical and calm and grounded (ik what ur thinking on davey: his nervousness and worrying is a virgo trait that he struggles with and that sarah doesn’t seem to. like i said sarah’s a bit more developed than davey and as the story progresses davey becomes more confident and more in touch w his earth dominant competence and virgo eloquence), especially with the taurus rising, but the deeply intuitive scorpio moon and the clever, quick thinking (slightly impulsive) aqua mars means they usually make snap decisions, more often than not based on a gut feeling. aqua mars is a pretty unique placement and shines thru during the story especially with the common aquarius archetype as an agent for social change. uniquely for an air sign, aquarius is very stubborn, meaning that an aqua mars will NEVER let go. sarah and davey are very willful, and it doesnt seem that way (esp when katherine and spot are there for comparison) because aqua mars is stubborn yes but in its own weird aquarius way- creative, a little bit scattered, independent, and inspired. thats how they evolve, thats how they try new things: davey joins the strike on impulse. he tries tons of different ways to succeed, but never stops trying to succeed. thats a key part of where aqua mars influences his earth dominant. virgo is hardworking, but isn’t innovative like aquarius.

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@girlsiesweek​ day 1: canon era

we begin w obscure marriott newsies…….. buttons was such a useless gay when she and jojo first met. actually she lives her entire life as a useless gay but still

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girlsies day 1: canon era

left: snitch! she’s got info on everyone because she ALWAYS keeps an ear to the ground and one eye open. she’s also trans and indian, and she gets cold really easily, especially in the fall. which is why her gf is here!

right: snips! she’s called that because she cuts her own hair and everyone knows because it’s always absolutely terrible. it doesn’t stop her from doing it herself anyways. shes chinese, and she always wears pants under her long swishy apron-slash-skirt so that she can take it off to keep her gf warm.

pictured: them taking a nice late-noon nap, after a long few hours selling.

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im doing this in installments because it got long

jack: pisces sun, gemini moon, libra rising, cancer venus, sag mars, water dominant, venus and neptune dominant. 

jack is very deeply emotional, and more than that, he’s extremely empathetic and service-oriented in how he emotionally relates to others. he’s a big dreamer and an artist, to the point where people want to drag him back down to earth. the big thing w that is that he thrives when he’s got his head in the clouds, thinking and dreaming, but its not sustainable :( gemini moon and libra rising r what make the pisces sun not so immediately obvious. he’s talkative, charming, persuasive, and social. his gemini moon makes it hard sometimes for him to face his feelings in a meaningful way, and so even tho he does have that deeply emotional pisces sun, the air moon makes him try to compartmentalize in a way thats not always so healthy (he draws santa fe/the refuge and then packs it away, is always moody and restless bc he refuses to come to terms w his dreams as they relate to his life). the libra rising makes other ppls thoughts about him very impt to him, which is amplified bc his pisces sun makes him very very aware of how other ppl feel about him. he’s a big people pleaser, and also a HUGE flirt, even when he doesn’t mean to be. the idealism/dreaminess of his pisces sun, the sociability of his air placements, his venus dominant, and the impulsive kind of charm that he has w his sag mars and libra rising would suggest someone who’s very flighty in love, and its true that he gets a lot of silly shallow crushes, but when he falls in love for real, its for real. his cancer venus makes him look for home in people, and he very much believes in soul mates. he falls very hard and thru friendship, and he cares for a partner like they were his own heart. sexually, he’s very playful and sweet bc of that sag mars influence. the influence of sag mars on his pisces sun is also what makes santa fe SO appealing. sagittarius is always looking for something new, something else. when sag mars gets upset, their first instinct is to run away. pisces sun constructed a faraway dream, and his sag mars is just waiting to act on it.

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That's not how it works...

Albert: Having triplets would suck. You'd have to be pregnant for, like, 27 months or something.

Davey: *slowly looks over edge of book he was reading* WTF DID YOU JUST SAY

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Race: Hey, wait! I’m having one of those things- A headache with pictures!

Davey: An idea?

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