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tellywoodtrash · 7 years ago

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this is my 4th IB episode of the fucking day. hahahaha fuck me why am i such a masochist?????

puri ki puri paltan ek ke peeche ek.

LMAO ANIKA BADI URDU PHOOT RAHI HAI.

khud ko hi adaab kar rahi hai. i love this stupid girl soooo much.

GOD YUCK I HATE SHIVAAY KE YEH DUM MAARO DUM WAALE SUNGLASSES SO MUCH.

oh tanya, girl, leave his ungrateful asssssssssss already.

after using him for sex. coz #uhHuhHoneyyyyyyyyyy 😏😏😏

ugh fuckkkkkkkkkk rudraaaa i really don’t wanna see his bullshit plot.

RUDRA YOU LITERALLY GOT A JOB LIKE YESTERDAY, COULD YOU FUCKING SHOW UP THERE INSTEAD OF FLYING OFF TO GOA TO PARTY

PLEASE ABHAY; JUST TAKE YOUR REVENGE ON THE OBEROIS BY KILLING RUDRA.

SOMEONE GIVE THIS GIRL A FUCKING MEDAL FOR DEALING WITH THE BHOSADPAPPU THAT IS RUDRA SINGH OBEROI 🥇🥇🥇

lol airport mein security ki kya zaroorat, when Shivaay’s Awareness™ waala radar is always on alert.

wow anika, maangne par hi seeeeedha face to face.

anika, you should have at least switched up your eye makeup to throw him off a little.

ok shivaay, burkhewaali ko zyaada ghoorega toh andar ho jayega.

wifey senses tinglingggggg!!!!!!

OMFG HER HYDERABADI URDU HAHAHAHA

oh hoooooooooo “aniSa begum”, yahaan bhi tadi. he’s going to knowwwwwww!!!

tanya also has catchphrase just like her hubby - “agar tum smart ho, toh main bhi OVERSMART hoon.”

the thing is, she reallly really isn’t. she isn’t even basic level smart? sigh.

how did she know shivaay’s going to goa???

oh god bua and the don. fwding.

OK BHAVYA, KNEE THIS FUCKER IN THE NUTS ALREADY

lol her name is baby???? pakka mallu christian hogi.

UM HOW IS SHE CALLING BHAVYA AUNTY???? when she herself looks older than jhanviiiiiii also???????

mansi’s skin is looking hella bad in the last few eps. girl, kuch facial-vacial karao.

ok shivaay, you’re acting hellllla shady in an airporttttttttt. you’re going to get fucking arrested.

ouffff more of this bua-don nonsense.

omfg hahahahaha shivaay’s double take on seeing tanya. i cackledddd.

why did he just randomly kick the bag???

oh nooooooooo, meds gir gaye! beech flight attack aa jayega is idiot ko!

oh good. wife has seen. and to the rescue. as usual. this man would be dead and reincarnated into his 5th avatar by now if not for her.

oh shit he knows. HE KNOWSSSS.

OK SHIVAAY, YOU DON’T JUST GO GRABBING AT RANDOM WOMEN LIKE THAT, NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU THINK THEY’RE YOUR WIFE.

LMAO SHE KEEPS SAYING “SHUFFUR” FOR “SHOHAR”

ok so shivaay just goes around correcting EVERYONE’S language then, not just people he knows. what an insufferable twit.

OK ANIKA, STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW YOUR SHOHAR LIKES TO BREAK MOBILE PHONE-AA. YOU’RE TIPPING HIM OFF.

LMAOOOOOOO SHE JUST RAN AWAY

“yeh 100% anika hai.”

patidev ka sensor aaj tak kabhi fail hua hai kya???? 😆😆😆

fwding bua - don nonsense.

“shivaay kitne bade chantumaiiii hai, burkhe mein pehchaan liya!”

pffftttt, anika you idiot; it’s not like you made it particularly difficult for him.

oh great, buaji is here. and she’s seen anika.

OH GOD TANYA TOO.

OH NO BUAJI LOCKED ANIKA IN THE TOILET

why does the toilet lock from the outside in the first place?!?!!?!

LMAOOOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHA BUAJI LOCKED TANYA INSTEAD OF ANIKA

they’re gonna fuck shivaay over and go on another flight to some place else???

UGH RUDRA AND HIS STUPIDDDDD BABY ARE WE GOING TO WASTE ALL THE EPISODE ON THIS GARBAGE, SHOW ME MY DIL KA PREET DILPREET AND MY BABY BIRDIE GAURI

who the fuckkkkkkkkk is mona and why is this don being weird around anika???

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RUN ANIKA RUNNNNNNNN

lollllllllllllllllll shivaaay’s confusion waale double takes seeing real wife, fake wife, family members, uske upar awareness waali ghanti bhi baj rahi hai zor zor se sar mein. i can’t stop cackling at his haalat.

HE’S WEARING NOT EXACTLY A SUBTLE SUIT, USKE UPAR YELLOW GOGGLES AND HOPING NOT TO BE NOTICED BY HIS OWN DAMN PARENTS WHAT AN IDIOT

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL I KNEW THEY’D SCREW SHIVAAY OVER. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. BETA YEH (LITERALLY) TERE BAAP HAI.

LOOK AT THEIR SMUGGGGGG GRINS. I LOVE ITTTTTTTTTT.

lol tanyaaaa is so behind the curve.

so finally it’s just gonna be shivika and ruvya in goa.

YESSSSS BHAVYA, FUCK HIM OVERRRRRRR. I WANT HIM DEAD.

god anika, you really need to get a fucking life. honestly just, idk get a job or something, man. have some interests outside of your dumbass husband.

i can’t concentrate on anything shivaay is thinking because my god wtf is this outfit. it’s just so fucking ugly.

ENOUGH OF THIS GARBAGE GIMME RIKARAAAAAAAA

OUFFFFF NOOOO NOT MORE TANYAAAAA

sup abhay. hot as ever, i see.

also still a chooth, i see.

OUFF WHAT IS WITH THESE 4 LIONS GIRLS AND GETTING INTO THE BOOTS OF CARS

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO OMG SHE GOT INTO THE BOOT OF THE WRONG CAR HAHAHAHA THIS IS NOTTTT A GOOD DAY FOR TANYA

ok how can you just request an update on a patient like that????

great. abhay’s gonna go murder shukla.

WHAT? SHIVAAY SINGH OBEROI IS FLYING COACH?????? THIS IS THE MOST UNREALISTIC THING THIS SHOW HAS EVER SHOWN. EVER. EVEN MORE THAN THE FREEZER DABBA FACE MASK KAALA JAADOOO STUFF.

lmaooooo even the flight attendant is like “mr. oberoi aap economy class mein???”

“haan i just wanted to experience, goa jaana economy class mein, HOW DOES IT FEEL.” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

why the fuck is bhavya just… standing around? he didn’t get her a seat??? aise khade hokar jayegi kya goa, as if this is a local train?

YAAAAAAAAAAS OMG TELL ME SHIVAAY CAUGHT HIM BEING AN ASSHOLE AND IS GOING TO SLAP SOME SENSE INTO HIM

lmao why are these two reacting like they haven’t seen each other…

oh wait, yes they haven’t seen each other since shivaay went missing a few weeks ago.

aw, even bhavya’s happy to see shivaay.

PLEASE SHIVAAY. HE IS GONNA RUN THE WHOLE THING INTO THE GROUND. STOP PLAYING COPS AND ROBBERS AND FOCUS ON YOUR BUSINESS ALREADY.

aw, shivaay’s happy to see bhavya too! how cute.

rudra fully knows shivaay will beat his ass if he knows the truth so he’s lying through his teeth.

OMFG WHAT EVEN IS THIS SUNDARI BUA PLOTTTTT DIAMONDS ON HER TEETH I CANT EVEN

ANSWER THE QUESTION ABOUT YOUR WIFE, SHIVAAY!!!!!!

ok om ka naam hi mat lo, fucking this whole episode has been such a waste of time without my dilpreet’s cuteness.

LOL RUDRA’S REACTION ON HEARING SHIVAAY’S FLYING COACH

who these fuckingggg randos?

oh richa ka mangetar. and some other ugly.

ohhhhhhhhhh god ugly’s fallen in love with gauri already.

why isn’t mangetar telling friend that she’s married????

aaaaaaaaaaand abhay’s here to murder shukla.

but the murder foursome are here too.

siiiiiiiiiiiigh, these people are going to stress shukla into fucking dying.

wow. shukla’s a wafaadaar one.

did he even actually say anything or just awaiiii ka chutiyaapa aur time waste???

WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN GOING ON???? PLANE MEIN NAACH GAANA????? SHIVAAY’S GONNA THINK THIS IS WHAT GOES DOWN IN COACH ON THE REGULAR.

and great. he’s standing there and philosophizing about love which… god i don’t even have the strength to touch today.

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kristinamae093 · 1 year ago

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Ndksjdkskkc 😍

LOVE ASKLLDFKJA��😍😍🥹LSDKJFL

I love Liam just gawking at Kyla throughout the whole dinner like

Right?! He is a goner, already 🤣🤣 (I LOVE THAT PIC LOLOLOL)

The “approved activities” made me giggle because this Connie gives zero fucks and I love him for it 😂

FACTS! He just wants to enjoy what little time he has left 🥹

LOLOL SHE SAID WILLIAM AGAIN

She does it at least once a chapter, if not more lmaooooooooooo. It's funnier when everyone else (like Liv, Max, and Drake) starts doing it too, lmao!!!

I love that he’s so grossed out 😂😂😂 I’m cackling

He's still not used to this Constantine. He's always been such a hard ass, I don't think Liam's really used to his new personality yet, lolol

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH! He knows it’s Connie, and he puts up with it and ACTS pissed and aggravated because it’s BRINGS HIM JOY 🥲 Stop it 🥹😍

HE DOES ASLDKFJASDLKFJ. He's willing to do anything to ensure he's not sitting around being all sad, and I love him so much more for it lolololololol.

Listen this gave me heart palpies 🫠🫠🫠 I love him so much sjksheajjdwkdjkejfwknd

HARD SAME on BOTH NOTIONS lol! He's so sweet and gentle and caring and UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH 🥹😍🤤🔥

STOP! WITH A TEARY SMILE 🥹😭 Hdksjdkskdkkd I love good Connie so much! And this story and you! 🩷🩷

YESSSSS WITH A TEARY SMILEEEE!!!! He's a man with a plan!!! I too love good Connie too! He's so different from his usual HC, I really like taking him to the other side of that and making him the most lovable character, lol.

MA'AM I LOVE YOU MORE and you have NO IDEA how happy I am that you're enjoying this story my dear friend! 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛

Here Comes The Sun ☀️

Here Comes The Sun - Part Five

Catch up here.

Series Title Song Inspiration - Here Comes The Sun - The Beatles

Book - TRR AU

Pairing - Liam x F!OC (Kyla)

Series Summary - Two lost souls longing for hope stumble upon each other in a random encounter. When fate brings them back face to face, can what should be a devastating situation end up bringing the sunshine back for both?

Chapter Summary - Constantine and Kyla plan their next adventure; Liam gets to know Kyla and makes a request.

A/N - This takes place two years after the end of book three, but Constantine lived. TRH is non-existent. Please excuse any errors found.

A/N 2 - I am participating in @choicesflashfics with prompt number three, “Stop doing that, you're freaking me out!” which will appear in bold.

Word Count - 2500

Warnings for this chapter - mentions of abuse, trauma, hoarding, language.

Most characters belong to Pixelberry.

Dinner thus far was pleasant, Regina and Kyla hit it off from the jump. However, Liam found himself completely transfixed by Kyla; the way her eyes crinkled when she laughed, her fluid American accent with a certain twang, how she animatedly spoke with her hands; everything about her intrigued Liam and continued to draw him further in.

"After the library, Kyla and I went and raced cars by the gate."

"Constantine! How many times do I have to tell you to be careful?! I’m beginning to consider that scooter of yours as a mistake!" Regina exclaimed.

"Relax, the cars were on the other side of the gate, I was inside. For what it's worth, I beat a few of them." Constantine proudly smiled as he turned his attention to Kyla. "Isn't that right, dear?"

"Yeah, it was a lot of fun, actually."

"Well I'm glad the two of you had a nice time today, but perhaps I should leave a list of approved activities."

"I am not a child, Regina. I am a grown man on borrowed time. If you will no longer allow me to assist in meetings pertaining to the Crown, I must find my own ways to pass the time."

"All I said was you should spend your time doing things you enjoy, like reading or sailing."

Constantine's face lit up and he turned to Kyla with a hopeful expression. "Perhaps for tomorrow's adventure, you'd fancy a trip on the water?"

"Sure, whatever you want." Kyla shrugged.

"Marvelous!" Constantine clapped. "It's been a while, but I'm sure we'll be fine. Have you ever sailed?"

"No, sir, I haven't."

"Ah, not to worry! If today was any indication, I'm sure you'll be a splendid first mate."

"Constantine William Augustus Rys! You will take a crew to man the boat with you, or you will not be going." Regina eyed him sternly. "Am I clear?"

“Regina–”

“Liam, back me up on this.” Regina pleaded. He didn’t respond but continued to sit and gawk at Kyla silently chuckling to herself. “Liam.” She repeated.

Kyla slightly turned and saw Liam nonchalantly watching her. She leaned over and whispered, “Hey, I think she’s talking to you.”

Liam realized he had been caught and couldn’t hide the subtle flush of color that crept up his neck; he picked up his drink and took a generous swig to try and cover it up. Kyla noticed, which caused her own cheeks to heat.

“What were you saying?” Liam asked as he regained his composure.

“I was telling your father he is forbidden from going out onto the waters without a crew.”

“No. Absolutely not.”

Constantine's mouth dropped open. “Liam, I know how to sail–”

“This is not a discussion. Matter of fact, you should probably stay on dry land, anyway.”

“Now, listen here, young man. I am still your father, and–”

“I am your King,” Liam smirked. “I trump your fatherly claim.”

“I don’t know whether to be aggravated you’re using your status over me, or proud.” Constantine chuckled.

“Maybe we could go fishing, instead. We can be near the water, but it's technically on dry land, as William required.” Kyla suggested.

“Now there’s an idea… What do you say to that, mother? Father?” Constantine asked Liam and Regina. The two shared a look before they relented with a subtle nod, both hiding their smiles. “Splendid!” He turned his attention back to Kyla. “You’re quite the negotiator.”

Kyla shrugged. “What can I say? I figured something was better than nothing.” She laughed.

Constantine looked back and forth from her to Liam, who was once again fixated on Kyla, with a smile. It was short-lived, as he coughed rather forcefully. He reached for his drink in front of him, Regina watching with worry etched on her face, but Constantine swallowed and waved his hand. “Don’t look at me like that, Regina. I’m fine.”

“I know you feel fine today, but–”

“But nothing. I feel great.”

“Today, but tomorrow is–”

“No more of this nonsense. You worry too much.”

“And you don’t worry enough, Constantine.”

“I’ve spent my whole life worrying, now I can count on you–” He bopped her nose "–to do it for me.”

Regina sighed. “You are lucky I love you.”

“I know how lucky I am, and I thank God for you every day.” Constantine grabbed her hand and kissed it.

Liam groaned with a grimace. "Please, stop doing that, you're freaking me out! Were you replaced with a robot of some kind when nobody was looking?"

Constantine chuckled and moved his arms in a mechanical motion. "Meep-morp."

Everyone at the table all shared a laugh before Constantine yawned. "Well, if that's settled, perhaps I'll retire for the evening. Kyla and I had quite an eventful day, and I am beat."

Regina stood from her seat. "I'll help you get ready."

Kyla quickly shot up from her spot as well. "I can do it if you'd like, ma'am. It is my job."

Regina chuckled and patted Kyla's shoulder as she passed. "That's quite alright. You've been here most of the day anyway, and it sounds like my husband has another excitement-filled day planned for you tomorrow. You go get some rest."

Kyla watched the two of them walk away; Constantine looked back at her with a grin and a wink, then they were gone. The reality sunk in that she was now left alone with Liam, which wasn’t necessarily a bad thing, she just didn’t know if she would be able to resist his charms without a distraction.

She turned around to look at Liam, who was once again staring at her, but he suddenly snapped his head over to the left of her to observe a planter. Kyla shook her head with a grin, reapproached the table, and sat down beside him. A silence quickly settled between the two; comfortable for Liam, but Kyla couldn't help but feel anxious. “So… I still have a job, right?”

“Of course! Why wouldn’t you?”

Kyla shrugged. “I don’t know… I just thought maybe you realized you made a mistake or something.”

“A mistake?” Liam was momentarily taken back. “No! My father is incredibly happy! He's hardly been out of his quarters since his diagnosis! This is the most active he’s been in weeks!”

“... Really?”

Liam nodded. “He just… gave up hope for a minute... I know I seemed annoyed by his actions throughout the day, but it's only to appease him. I don’t care that he rearranges books, nobody does. And honestly, the sight of him on that scooter is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. He is welcome to interrupt any meeting wearing that helmet.” Liam laughed.

“What about your burnt eggs?” Kyla’s hands immediately flew to cover her mouth.

“That was him?!”

Kyla waved her hands in front of her. “No! Forget I said anything!” She said between giggles.

“Forget I shall not; revenge I shall seek.” Liam retorted with a mischievous grin.

They laughed together for a moment, as it died down Kyla asked, “So why do you do it, then? Get upset?”

Liam sighed. “If I don’t give a reaction, he leaves feeling unfulfilled and won't continue. At least this way, I know he’s out and about somewhere and not cooped up in his quarters just… waiting for his time to come.” He shrugged.

“That’s very sweet of you to do that for him.” She smiled at him. Their gazes locked, that magnet working to pull them closer; Kyla cleared her throat and subtly fidgeted in her seat before looking away.

Liam quickly realized he was once again staring at her, but this time stopped himself. “Listen, Kyla… I’m sorry if I’ve made you uncomfortable in any way today. I just… I can’t help but feel this connection to you… I want to get to know the beautiful woman who’s helped me more than anyone I’ve ever met.”

Kyla’s cheeks flushed at his statement, which part she was unsure of. “There’s not much to know.”

“I beg to disagree. For starters, do you have a middle name?”

“Margaret.”

“Kyla Margaret Watson. That’s a beautiful name.”

“It was my grandmother’s… Margaret, not Kyla.”

“I see.” Liam nodded. “What about–"

“Ah ah ah–” Kyla interjected. “Rules, remember?”

“I know… but… you already know so much about me, Kyla. Especially now, since you know what my job really is. If it’s okay, I’d like to focus on you…” Liam trailed off with a hopeful, yet reassuring expression.

Kyla crossed her arms over her chest and considered it. Truthfully, Liam had been very open with her since the moment they met, even more so after learning of his true status; she chose not to do the same. It wasn’t that she didn’t want to, because she did. But she remained uncertain if Liam would look at her differently or not. However, when she met his gaze, her chest filled with a feeling she hadn’t felt in a long time; she felt like he might actually care, which wasn't something she was used to.

“Okay.” Kyla answered before she could talk herself out of it. “Two questions.”

“I’ll take it.” Liam smiled. “Why did you come here? I know I asked you that night at the bar, but I can’t help feeling like there’s a story there…”

Kyla knew it was coming, yet the question still made her breathing increase. She looked away from Liam and remained silent for a long moment. Just when Liam was about to apologize and retract his question, she spoke in a quiet voice. “I was in a bad situation and needed to get out… But ending up in Cordonia was all happenstance, honestly. I just bought the cheapest ticket I could find to get as far away as possible.”

“Can… I ask what happened?” Liam saw her hand start to tremble on the table before her and mindlessly reached out to grab it. He squeezed and ran his thumb over her knuckles. “You don’t have to tell me if you don’t want to. But regardless, I want you to know I am here for you.”

Kyla swallowed thickly and let out a breath of air. “I lived with my mom most of my life, but she died when I was nine… I was sent to live with my dad, who was a raging alcoholic and a chronic hoarder… He is not a nice man, to say the least. It started the day after my mother died, the day I went to live with him. He was upset I was even there, but the state didn't care, they just needed someplace to drop me off. He spent that first night screaming at me to leave, so I did; I didn't know where to go so I slept outside until he opened the door again.

As I got older, he got worse. He wouldn't take care of me, wouldn't take care of himself, so I had to do it. He refused to work, so our utilities would get shut off all the time if I couldn't pay them, which only made things worse. I started taking odd jobs a few weeks after I moved in; mowing lawns, cleaning, anything to make even just a few dollars. Most of the time it wasn’t enough, but I could at least get some food for the two of us… I left because he got really drunk one night and came after me. I was just trying to clean up; he got irate because I threw something away that 'wasn't trash', and completely lost his mind." She shook her head as memories started overwhelming her.

Liam was quiet for a long moment as he processed what Kyla said. It broke his heart to learn this information, but at the same time it made him feel significantly closer to her. Kyla, on the other hand, took Liam's silence as a sign he was disgusted in her. She quickly stood from her seat and said, "I–I'm just gonna go. I'm sorry, I knew I shouldn't have said anything."

"Wait!" Liam hollered as he shot up from his seat. "I'm glad you told me, I'm just… I'm shocked."

Kyla sighed. "I know, it takes a really shitty person to abandon someone when they clearly need help doesn't it?" She half-heartedly laughed and looked away, but Liam saw the tears dancing in the corner of her eyes.

Without a second thought, Liam gently pulled her to him and wrapped his arms around her. After only a moment of hesitation, she melted into him. Kyla bit her lip and took deep breaths to keep herself calm; this was the most she had spoken of her father out loud in years, but she refused to let that wall down and leave herself entirely vulnerable.

“I'm so glad you got out.” Liam whispered into her hair. "You didn't deserve any of that, and you shouldn't feel bad at all, Kyla." Kyla didn't respond, but he could feel her nodding her head against his chest. “If you ever want to talk about it, I’m always here for you, I mean that.”

Kyla drew herself back from his embrace to meet his eyes. The second she did, she knew she was doomed. Liam’s hands moved from around her to cup her face and he wiped the lone tear that escaped; his gaze alternated between hers and her lips as he inched closer. His eyes fell shut, but right before he made contact in a strength of God moment Kyla whispered. “What are you doing?”

Liam’s eyes shot open. He searched her stare and saw everything flashing in her gaze; panic and sadness showed most prominent, but along with it were flickers of the longing he felt reflected. “Kyla… I–I know you feel this connection, too… I’ll be as patient as you need, whatever you need… but, I haven’t stopped thinking about you since I met you, and then you walked into my office that day and I don’t think that’s a coincidence; I think that’s the universe telling us to take a chance and see where this could go…”

Kyla’s breath caught in her throat. She couldn't deny the obvious connection between them, but remained hesitant to open herself up further. However, as she stared up into Liam’s intent gaze, she suddenly wanted to confide in him; everything, down to the nitty gritty details that kept her awake at night. On the other hand, she was nowhere near ready for that wall to crumble.

“I do feel it too… there's just – it's a lot…” Kyla spoke just above a whisper.

“I just – I just want a chance, Kyla. We don’t even have to put a label on whatever this is. Spend some time with me and let's see where this could go…” Liam trailed off with a hopeful expression.

Kyla bit her lip as her eyes filled with tears. He looked so genuine when he spoke, before she could stop herself she replied, "Okay.”

A wide grin crossed Liam’s face as he pulled away and dropped his hands to her shoulders. “Really?”

Again, his intent gaze caused the overwhelming urge to drop that wall to come back full force. With all her strength, she swallowed that down; instead, she just smiled and said, “Yeah.”

Out of sight, Constantine watched the pair in his pajamas with a teary smile. He had been listening from his hiding spot for quite a while, but couldn't bring himself to walk away the more Kyla spoke.

There was something special about her; he couldn't place it, but he could feel it in his bones. When he heard her agree to Liam’s request, his heart nearly burst in his chest. He knew there was work that would need to be done but was content with the outcome of the evening. Tomorrow, he'll work on the perfect plan to pave the way for a brighter future, even after he's no longer around to see it.

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tellywoodtrash · 7 years ago

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ishqbaaz 04.09.17 lb

lmao the gloriousssssss swelling music and shivaay’s smile as he looks at the chawl waala ghar. let’s see how long this lasts. 🙄🙄🙄

pfffft, overconfidence AND cheesy. bhaari padne waala hai beta. bohut bhaari padne waala hai. 😌😌😌

this house is neither of your’s; it belongs to my son sahil. 😶😶😶

yupppp aaand he’s failed right as he stepped into the house. told you, you were gonna suck at this billu. 😙😙😙

standard complaint about lack of AC. 🙄🙄🙄

CACKLING AT BILLU TRYING TO GET THE FAN TO GO FASTER BY PHOONKING AND WAVING AT IT. 😂😂😂

his hair is already beginning to lose its height in the humidity. 😆😆😆

“kisko dhoond rahe hai? main idhar khadi hoon!”

ugh she’s soooo cute! 😍😍😍

this filmy fucker and his titanic waala pose. 🤐🤐🤐

isko toh bas bahaana chahiye chance maarne ke liye. so damn cheesy. 🙈🙈🙈

my favt. bit about this is her ear to ear grin. she’s sooooo happy. and if anika’s happy, i’m happy. 😇😇😇

rudra saying he’s the only one who’s ever experienced poverty in this family. i know he’s going to say incredibly enraging and am already debating whether to fwd. 😒😒😒

yup. he’s talking about how his pocket money of 25k is “chillar”. lord help me, i want to fucking climb into the screen and slap him. 😑😑😑

OMFG THE 25K IS PER WEEK. OK THAT’S IT, IMMA KICK HIS ASS. 😠😠😠

same, bhavya. fucking #same.

HAHAHAHAHA HE THINKS HER SALARY AS A GOVT EMPLOYEE IS ABOUT 60 to 70 LAKHS. OH MY GOD THE RICH ARE TRULY FUCKING CLUELESS AREN’T THEY????? 😂😂😂

yaaaas bhavya, challenge his privileged ass. 😠😠😠

“25,000 kya, 25 crore bolti” - in one week. sure, son. sure. what are you even qualified for again? oh that’s right, NOTHING. like, at least shivaay and om EARN their money based on skill and knowledge. 😒😒😒

pft, i want to see this little shit work his fingers to the bone to earn that 25k (maybe even fail.) like rudy boy i love you and all, but you a hella spoilt brat and could do with a serving of humble pie. 😡😡😡

meanwhile billu is faced with a challenge of just dal and chawal for the day. no fancy ass asparagus and cheeses and what not. 😊😊😊

LENTIL SOUP. RISOTTO. OMFG THIS PRETENTIOUS ASSHOLE. MY GOD I HATE RICH PEOPLE SO MUCH. 😣😣😣

lollllllllllll he’s asking for the cooking range. and microwave. 🙄🙄🙄

he just called the stove “antique”. lord above.

“on karke toh dikhaaiye!” *snort*

god, he’ll probably blow up the damn house. 😬😬😬

back to rikara interrogating shady naukar.

why do they keep at it with this ridiculous candy trick when the fucking vfx are soooooooooooo badddddd???? 😣😣😣

CHUBBY’S BACK! hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii chubby! i missed you! 😄😄😄

lmaoooo chubby is serving up some realness about rudra’s absolute nithallapan in the way only BFFs can. 🤣🤣🤣

OH GOD HE’S GOING TO BECOME A PLUMBER. OBEROI MANSION KAB PAANI KE NEECHA GAYA, YEH POOCHO. 😟😟😟

meanwhile, what has this mister managed to make with just dal and chawal? 😶😶😶

he’s looking hella proud. hopefully this time it’s edible and not like the pav bhaji. please tell me he actually put haldi mirch etc and didn’t just avoid all that to make this “low sodium”. 😑😑😑

if the house has been bandh for this long, how has this ONE rose survived? is it the cursed rose from the beauty and the beast? 🙄🙄🙄

OH MY GOD HE’S PUTTING THE ROSE BETWEEN HIS TEETH HE’S TOO FUCKING CHEESY I FUCKING CANT 🙈🙈🙈🙈

oh thank god. insaano waala khaana banaya hai. 😌😌😌

he can’t even the handle the mirchi in his own cooking. what a naazuk billu. 🙀🙀🙀

he’s laughinggggg about how she threw pocheee waala paani at himmmmm when he came here the first second time! my god, what a changed man! 😧😧😧

haha, her cackling at how he tore his pants last janmashtami. what a cutieeeeeeeee. 😚😚😚

paanika paani phenkne se paani pilaane tak graduate ho gayi hai. waah, kya growth hai. 😊😊😊

pooooor khanna. naukri bhi toh rakhni hai usse. uske naam pe kya kya jhelna pad raha hai. ek shivaay kam tha, ki yeh idiot bhi sar pe chadhne laga? 😒😒😒

OMFG CHUBBY ACTUALLY HAS AN ELEPHANT (for ganesh chaturti???) SHAVED INTO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD. JUST WHEN I THOUGHT HE COULDN’T GET AWESOMER…. 😯😯😯

yo wtf, is that their murtiiiii that’s just chillin’ back there, as if not stolen? 😶😶😶

ok uncleji here has a lot of past waale issues with oberois. dadaji oberoi toh abhi duniya mein bhi nahi rahe, why are you even holding on to this grudge? 😕😕😕

oufffff i don’t even wanna watch rudra’s nonsense. 😣😣😣

bhavya looks hella cute today. i like her outfit (on her.)

BHAVYA IS LITERALLY LIKE

HE DOESN’T HAVE EVEN HAVE TOOLS OR ANYTHING TO FIX THIS ISH. WHAT IS HE GOING TO DO, FIX IT WITH THE POWER OF HIS MIND???????? 😒😒😒

oh boy, apni chiraiyya is all up in arms. girl chill. 🤐🤐🤐

omkara is like dude, dadaji oberoi ne toh apni ticket kab ki kataa li. you can sort out your issues with him when you meet him in the parlok. gimme my murti please, coz my poor horny brother can’t get married without it.

when bae won’t stop trash-talking and getting in the face of dudes literally 6 times her size

“lekin TUMSE badhkar nahi.”

HAAAAAAAAAYE. MERA SWEETKARA. 😘😘😘

why won’t people let my poor sweet pacifist-kara live?? 😭😭😭

RUDRA LITERALLY TAKING ONE PIECE OF CLOTHING AT A TIME AS HE WALKS BACK AND FORTH FROM THE TAP, WHICH BTW, HAS NOW SPILLED ENOUGH WATER TO SOLVE THE MAHARASHTRA DROUGHT CRISIS. 😤😤😤

OMFG I CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS STUPIDITY. FWDING.

omki must defeat sadde hue uncleji ka pottaaaa in kushti. please to make an appearance, balram!

LMAOOOOOOOOOO OM’S FACE. that’s a face screaming “oh shit oh shit oh shit. my sculptor waale guns are good enough for the chote-mote gunde of bareilly and mumbai. i can’t deal with actual pehelwan omg.”

this balram looks related to apna khanna, no? 🤔🤔🤔

GOD. NAAM KHOON KHAANDAAN KA VAASTA IDHAR BHI. HONESTLY OM, I THOUGHT YOU WERE BETTER THAN THIS. 😣😣😣

i need to know what eyeliner shrenu uses, and how it stays in place and doesn’t smudge even a little! 😧😧😧

why’s the POTTAAA calling his grandfather “TAUJI”? 😕😕😕

oh goddddddddd omkiiiiiiiiii, whyyyyyyyyyy????? BABY YOU’RE A LOVER, NOT A FIGHTER. (esp. without the backup of your two brothers.) 😣😣😣

lmaooooooooooo dadiiiiii won’t believe that rudra repaired the tap. 😂😂😂

ek nalka kya theek kar diya aise itraa raha hai jaise nobel prize jeeta ho plumbing ke liye. 🙄🙄🙄

lmao “dekho dadi, baat aisi hai ki rishtedaari apni jagaah pe, professional cheez apni jagah. baat ghar ki hai toh chaliye, 10,000 dijiye.” 🤣🤣🤣

“dadi chalo aapas mein niptaa lete hai, bhavya ko beech mein mat lao.” “kyun na laaon? tuney toh loot machchaa rakhi hai, toh police ko beech mein laana hi padega.”

hahahaha loving dadi today 😆😆😆

can’t believe this idiot got more money for putting plumber’s tape on a leaky tap THAN BILLU GOT FOR THE WHOLE DAY. COME ON. AND THERE’S TWO OF THEM THERE. THE FUCK, DADI?!!? 😣😣😣

ok kinda sweet how he gave her his pehli kamaai. 😌😌😌

but omg i haaaaate their theme music and this weird zooming into their eyes nonsense so much. fuck this entire relationship. it gives me too much michmichiiiii. 🤢🤢🤢

lmaooo pooorrrrr tiny bulbul trying to push omkara, but he’s not even budging. it’s fucking adorable how tinyyyyyyy she issss. 😆😆😆

OUFF OMKI. 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

oh great, these fuckers get this akad and tadi and sheer bullheadedness genetically from dadaji oberoi. 😒😒😒

shivaay trying to motivate himself to sleep. snort. 😆😆😆

ugh, anika’s tooo damn cute. 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #tooGood #tooPure

“tumhe neeche sota hua dekh main upar kaise so sakta hoon?”

you were fine with it for the past half hour or so, lol. 🙄🙄🙄

idgi tho, she used to have a nice big four poster bed that sahil and she used to share? where’d that go??? 🤔🤔🤔

“aap bohut badal gaye hai.”

*happy sigh* 😍😍😍😍😍

lolllllllllll literal cold shower on billu as he gets his armaaan up. 😂😂😂

“raining inside the house!”

LMAO “IT’S CALLED RAIN WATER HARVESTING!!!!” YEAH OK BOO. 😆😆😆

ugh such cute. her smile lights up my damn life. 😍😍😍😍

oh no. andheraaaaaaa. 😣😣😣

ok the hug is awkward af. why does she have to bend to like, half his height and hug him like that?????? just hug normally???? 😟😟😟

he didn’t even do the standard candle adhering process of dripping the wax onto the surface and sticking the candle into it. pft. ameer ppl. used to having candle sticks and all. (vaddde log, vaddi vaddi baatein.) 😕😕😕

how did he suddenly grow taller? 😕😕😕

oooooh finally, backstory to the andhera ka darr.

oh my heart. she was regularly beaten in the dark when she was in the orphanage. i can’t. my baby. my precious girl. *holds her for all eternity* 😥😥😥😭😭😭😭😭

“shivaay singh oberoi suraj hai. aur jinke paas suraj hota hai, unhe andheron se darrne ki koi zaroorat nahi. main tumhari zindagi mein itni roshni bhar doonga ki andhere ke liye jagah nahi bachegi.”

i mean that’s nice and all, but you literally threw your relationship in the fire and burnt it all down after you promised her this the last time. so excuse me if i’m not awwwwwing over this heartfelt speech of yours. i have enough trust and abandonment issues for both anika and me to side eye you rn. 😑😑😑

omki’s taking out all his latent rage issues on that chor of a naukar.

OK I WANT YOU TWO TO BE DOING AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT TYPE OF “WRESTLING” IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 😏😏😏😏

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, LOOKS LIKE MY MAN READ MY MINDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😄😄😄😄😄

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lmao this poor servant, having to work for these absolute crazies. 😔😔😔

great, anika’s picked a greaaaaaat time to go into a fugue state. 😒😒😒

how do you know you’ve lost? you didn’t even go look near the fucking pool yet. 🙄🙄🙄

THANK GOD. THANK THE LORD ABOVE. NOW DID IT HAVE TO TAKE THIS FUCKING LONG, SHIVAAY? YOU COULD HAVE FUCKING DONE THIS 3 WEEKS AGO. 😣😣😣

also, of course this extra fucker went and set up a table and all the fucking fairy lights available in the indian subcontinent. 😆😆😆

gauri be repping #teamBadeBhaiyya as usual. 😊😊😊

omfg anika go look by the fucking pool already instead of being a fucking idiot. 😑😑😑

why the fuckkkkkkkkkkkk would you LEAVE the place? god shivaaay, you’re soooo damn stooopid. 😫😫😫

lmaooooooo anika’s full-on bollywood running. is ghar mein rehte rehte yeh bhi kaafi filmy ho gayi hai. 🙄🙄🙄

nopeeeeee. the ring is gone. COZ SOMEONE WAS FUCKING STUPID ENOUGH TO LEAVE IT THERE UNSUPERVISED. 😒😒😒

oh anikaaaaaaaaa. 😥😥😥

vikram, you tall, hot, marathon-running bastard. *shakes fist at him* 😠😠😠

how did he even know the code between these two about the ring? 🤔🤔🤔

poor naive billu. poooooooor poooor billu. 😔😔😔

anika be like, no ring, no problem. TIME FOR ME TO DECK UP IN MY NEETA LULLA FLAMENCO OUTFIT. ALL TEH GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PUT IT ON ME!!!!!!!! MAKE ME LOOK LIKE I GOT TO SECOND BASE WITH KING MIDAS, BITCHHH!!!!!!!!!!! ✨✨✨😤😤😤✨✨✨

ugh i hate that lehenga skirt so much. it’s so ugly and even the fabric looks cheap and tackier compared to the rest of the outfit. 🤢🤢🤢

lmao neeta lulla herself is here. 😆😆😆

anika’s gone from mournful and mopey INSTANTLY ECSTATIC seeing neeta, coz who the f needs a man when you can be friends with someone who can hook you up with AMAZING CLOTHES. 😎😎😎

lmao ok neeta is a terrible actor and i am fwding coz too much michmichi. 😬😬

neeta’s gone and time for anika to be sad again, coz she remembered the existence of men and that she’s heterosexual. same, sis. #same 😞😞😞

lmao poor shivaay. justtttttt can’t catch a break these days. 😬😬😬

nice parallel to the time she threw paani on him before the first wedding with tia. 😊😊😊

shivaay so happy, that he’s not even that mad at getting paanika’d. gently asking her what is up. 😚😚😚

comic music is veryyyyyyyy out of place here. this is not THAT type of scene. 😐😐😐

poor billu. he’s so confused. 😫😫😫

UGH I AM HATING HOW THIS FUCKING SCENE IS BEING PLAYED AS COMIC. THIS IS THE WORST WRITING I’VE SEEN IN THIS SHOW EVER. EVERRRRRR. 😡😡😡

more foreshadowing about the ghutno ke bal thing. this shit better happen. i swear to god don’t even play with me like this. 😤😤😤

ok, he meant the “go marry vikram” thing flippantly, as kiiiiiiiiind of a joke. 😧😧😧

the whole fam has suddenly apparated outta nowhere. 😶😶😶

om looks to be silently but very obviously #teamAnika 😆😆😆

LMAO ANIKA DRAGGING VIKRAM OUTTA THERE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

everyone like:

LMAO SHIVAAY IS LIKE I AM SICK AND TIREDDDDDDD OF ALL YOU FUCKING CRAZY PPL IN MY LIFE, FUCK THIS SHIT I’M GOING TO GO BE A MONK IN SOME MOUNTAIN MONASTERY 😫😫😫😤😤😤

pinkyyyyy always down to party. i love the spirit. 😊😊😊

WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THIS RUVYA WEDDING YOU REALLY GONNA PLAY MY GIRL SAUMYA LIKE THIS HUH??????? ACTUALLY FUCK THIS FUCKING PAIRING. 😠😠😠😤😤😤

...what’s wrongggg with anika? where the fuck does she think she’s going with vikram? 😣😣😣

more comedy music... this is just really confusing to me. 😕😕😕

lmao billllllu, he’s just like I SWEAR TO GOD I DID ALL THE RIGHT THINGS THIS TIME PLEASE DON’T YELL AT ME!!!!! 😩😩😩😩

lmaooooooo om is like i didn’t even say anything, but billu is like IT WAS YOUR FACE. YOUR FACE WAS MEAN. 😥😥😥😥

president of Bade Bhaiyya’s Welfare and Khushiyaan Committee is here to take charge and make things right, so just shut up and play along, husband. 😊😊😊😌😌😌

oh sahil’s here too, to support gauri didi. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

hahaha, shivaay’s extremely betrayed look at sahil’s paltiiiii. et tu, champ? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

lmao “jeeju”.

bulbul adding salt to wound by very helpfully explaining. 😆😆😆

omfggggggggg sahillllllllll, the man is already down, don’t kick him in the balls like this with the height thing! 😂😂😂😂

tod phod shuru. 😗😗😗

LMAO I AM HONESTLY CACKLING AT PINKY’S GLEE TODAY. IT’S INFECTIOUS. 😆😆😆

aaaaaand vikram has gone rogue. 😕😕😕

anika is so damn stupid, honestly. she’s not even slightly alarmed at the fact that this man she doesn’t know that well has brought her to some shadyass godown and she’s just lapsed into pontification. idiot girl, be calling 911!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU HAVE ZERO SELF PRESERVATION INSTINCTS 😣😣😣

vikram be like, sorry i can’t hear you over how awesome my secret wedding plan is. i am a genius! 😎😎😎

damn, that is a pretty mandap. (is that the same gazebo that shivika had the romantic moment in during the whole kidnapping track tho? 🤔🤔🤔)

meanwhile, shivaay is single handedly killing the magazine industry by ripping every issue in the house. 😐😐😐

hey asshole, maybe some of us in the house didn’t get a chance to read the latest issue yet coz the rest of us have these little things called JOBS. 😒😒😒

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO OM. YOU’RE SUCH AN ASSHOLE. i fucking love it and have never wanted to kiss you more. 😚😚😚😚😍😍😍

bulbul has now switched teams and is now in #teamBhaujai. 😈😈😈

LMAO SHIVAAY’S FACE AT ALL OF HIS FAM SUPPORTING ANIKA AND CALLING THEMSELVES HER MAAYKA. 😂😂😂

SUHAAG RAAT!!!!!!!!!!! THESE SAVAGES. THEY WERE NEVER THIS CONCERNED AND HELPFUL WHEN SHIVAAY WANTED A SUHAAG RAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE’S BEEN TRYING TO SEAL THE DEAL FOR LIKE 5 MONTHS NOW, YOU FUCKERS! 😩😩😩😩😩

excuse me, i’m dying at bulbul’s casual hand on omki’s arm. I NEED THEM TO MAKE OUT ALREADY PLEASE GOD!!!!!!! 😍😍😍💘💘💘

anika still valiantly believing the best about vikram here. what a beautiful idiot our girl is. 😐😐😐

yaaas my queen ragini is here, and quite honestly, looking like 🔥🔥🔥

ragini and vikram making sultryyyyyyyyy moon eyes at each other over anika’s head. maaaan, you two get married!!!! #vikIni 💖💖💖

lmao ragini speaks the truth. how many sautans are good enough to find you a replacement husband that’s BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL? anika, where’s your damn gratitude? 😒😒😒

anika tried to get to ragini by throwing the fact that shivaay doesn’t love her in her face, only to be told “yeh meri problem hai, tumhari nahi, i’ll manage. tum itna kyun uchchal rahi ho?” DUDE I LOVE RAGINI 😆😆😆

ANIKA YOU FUCKING IDIOT CALL THE FUCKING POLICE INSTEAD OF SHIVAAY LORD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 😩😩😩

Awareness™ works for stupid tiny things like tripping and falling also? 🤔🤔🤔

yes anika, by all means, just lie there on the floor, taking your own sweet time. 😒😒😒

yeah ok vikram, that actually does nothing to a phone? stomp on it harder, fool. 🙄🙄🙄

“anika needs me.”

pfttttttttttttttt. what she actually needs is for all men to leave her alone for a while, so she can get 10 seconds of mental peace. 😒😒😒

om pretending to be useful since the other two sprung into action. 😆😆😆

isn’t bhavya on some action-packed mission of her own? how the fuck is she gonna do two things at once? 🤔🤔🤔

“let’s go.”

WHERE THO????? 😕😕😕

oh yeah, suddenly remembered that there’s actually a poor, concerned child sitting there. 😐😐😐

abbe oh, jitna usko hona tha, tune hi kiya hai. abhi bade vaade kar raha hai. dialogue maarna bandh kar aur chalta ban. 😒😒😒

“MAIN AA RAHA HOON ANIKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

OUFF. TOO FUCKING FILMY. 😂😂😂

also nakuul either needs to sleep more, or get better concealer. 😕😕😕

today in bhavya is the worst fucking cop ever... 🙄🙄🙄

ok whatever, do not care. fwding.

ouff, tejVi garbage too. ughhhhhhhhh. 😫😫😫

IS THAT MY QUEEN, THE APPLE OF MY EYE, MY FAVT FACE STEALER EVERRRRR?!?!?! 😯😯😯

YES, IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

... am i supposed to care that sultan isn’t a man, but a woman with the most glorious hair i’ve ever seen? like holy shit girl, tell me your secrets! 😯😯😯😯😯

om, you better step up your game. there’s someone here to beat you in the most beautiful hair game. 💁🏽💁🏽💁🏽

the ADORABLE face of a murderer. god i love her so so much. 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

can i have a spinoff, where svetlana just goes around murdering stalkers and rapists while looking this fabulous? please. i’d pay good money to watch it. 😫😫😫

WELL DONE, SVETLANA, INDEED!!!!! *gets down on my knees and thanks the lord she exists* 😌😌😌🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

lmaooooooo ragini getting on vikram’s case all exasperatedly. 😂😂😂

god, the rescue mission looks like such a cringey overdramatic fucking mess. i’m just sooooo over this track. end it alreadyyyyyyyyy. 😐😐😐

not before i get my michmichi-laden snort-giggles from the lambu v/s tingu fight though! 🤣🤣🤣

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