#/ sorry cal

[flammabel]

For my fellow whump lovers.

[vee-lociraptor]

you should play isat so i can . tell you about my arthur timeloop au

i have never been closer to buying this game in my life

[zenlesszonezero]

You feelin' fired up now? Make way for the undefeated Champion! Welcome to New Eridu!— PS5™/iOS/Android/PC | Version 1.3 "Virtual Revenge" of Zenless Zone Zero, HoYoverse's urban fantasy ARPG, is out now

[fangaminghell]

Harmony would often try to invite East out to drinks with her and Anastasia( or just her, not like as a date but more so bc Ana is once again focusing on her machines than her friend). For many reasons,he would usually decline. One of those reasons is that he often tries to keep his work life and private life separate: he's already dressed as he is, so he simply wants to be in his own area at his own time, at his own pace. Harmony, a sweetheart, understands,but she still always offers- something that East later understands of her way of checking up on him without pushing too much.

I think East n Harmony would honestly have a sweet friendship under different circumstances. Especially since. She is a doctor. I think having a doctor friend would be rather beneficial haha. Not many people really know East outside of work and again, East would prefer it that way, but I still think a league friend would be nice for him.

[breakfastteatime]

Me on my way to inflict horrors on innocent characters

[namakes]

Callie?

First impression: Honestly it’s been so long I don’t really remember what I first thought of her… aside from that she (along with Marie) was cute enough to prompt me to get the first game when I was originally going to pass on it. I have been changed forever (for the better? who knows)

Impression now: She’s such a sweetheart, full of love. Callie doesn’t have an evil bone in her body (well, if she had any bones at all). Doesn’t mean she isn’t prone to mischief, though. She’s outgoing and generally loud, but she seems like the sort of person who can pick up how other people are feeling and will tone it down if they don’t seem to be in the mood for her antics (most of the time). Would definitely do her best to cheer someone up if they were down; I feel like sometimes she gives a little too much of herself trying to keep people happy, though (which is likely part of what led to S2).

Favorite moment: Hrrmmmm… honestly, her S1 naughty vs nice dialogue is very memorable (Marie: I’m plenty nice, you know. I care about— | Callie: Yourself? Winning? Insulting me on live TV?) but idk if it’s my favorite… S2 had some good Callie moments (especially after reading the Squid Sister Stories), and I liked her boss fight. S3… I liked how clingy she was with Marie (Callie keep your hands to yourself challenge: impossible), it was cute! The scene where she jumps on Marie was extra good to me ‘cause I headcanon her as being a little taller than her cousin and kind of buff (rip marie).

Idea for a story: Don’t know if I really have any atm… I’d thought about writing something for hypnoshades Callie but. I’m not sure I’ll ever get around to it.

Unpopular opinion: Also not sure I have any? I feel like she’d probably forgive Octavio faster than Marie would after the events of S2, but I think that’s a pretty common opinion. Likely has some Octarian/Octoling friends (side note; her Octarian is also better than Marie’s, partially because of her time with them).

Favorite relationship: MARIE! Package deal, do not separate. Her and Marie have the best dynamic, they compliment each other so well. From their color schemes (black/white) and personalities (peppy/calm), to their squid inspirations (bigfin reef squid, reflects and is drawn to light / firefly squid, casts light) and weapon preferences (roller/charger) they’re perfect opposites of each other— but in the way that they fill in each other’s weak points. My girls………

Favorite headcanon: Gonna cheat since I already mentioned this, but Callie is reflective! Her tentacles and eyes especially, but she’s got spots along her cheeks, shoulders, back, and the outsides of her thighs that make it look like she’s got big glittery patches. As the bigfin reef squid is also attracted to light, I like to think that’s also why she kept putting the hypnoshades back on (aside from gameplay reasons).

[slavhew]

lonely

[zenlesszonezero]

You feelin' fired up now? Make way for the undefeated Champion! Welcome to New Eridu!— PS5™/iOS/Android/PC | Version 1.3 "Virtual Revenge" of Zenless Zone Zero, HoYoverse's urban fantasy ARPG, is out now

[calwasfound]

you 🫵 ever ⁉️ wonder 💭 why 🤷 we're 🤝 here ❤️ ?

[n3crofreak]

HAHA LOOK WHO DIDNT GO TO THE PROMM😂😂😂 DUMBASS

[stealingpotatoes]

(sorry for kneecapping your ask i loved the whole thing) LMAO i love this so much it makes me think of them as little kids like

(commission info // kofi support!)

[literallyd34d]

”

Hawk 1: What's 2+2? Hawk 2: uhhhhhh Those who know: 💀" Those who actually know 👇💀

hawk 1: whats 2+2?

hawk 2: natural selction

those who know : 💀

those who know : 💀 💀 💀 (only in columbine highschool)

know who those: 💀

those know who: 💀

those: 😱

evil eric who manipulated baby dylan: why so serious?🏫🔫

(only in littleton)

💀💀THOSE WHO fail to make bombs in they school and place them in the cafeteria💀💀💀💀💯respect 1000%

skibidi dylan: why so skibidi?👽🚽

THOSE WHO ARE A JEW: 👿😈👺 👹 😡 (dylan)

Actually good dylan(n): Dylann Roof 🥣 (his bowlcut)

those who are a skbidi toilet gyat: brr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes 🚽🚽🪠 🤑 💯💀💀💀

those who are natural born killers: 🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏳️‍🌈

hawk 1: wrath

hawk 2: natural selection

THOSE WHO ARE STUDENT: 💀

those who dont know: 😃

THOSE WHO ARE THE ARMY OF TWO: ✈️🏢🏢

THOSE WHO SUE GUN MANUFACTURERS: 🤑🤑🤑🤑✅ 💸 💰 💹 🪙 💳 💱 💵 💶 💷 💴 💲 🥇

those who are dead: 💀💀🪦🥀 (american school children)

THOSE who are SUS: 😼🔫 💀💀

those who are cold: 🥶 🧊 🌨️ ❄️ ⛄ ☃️ 😰 💧 🏔️ 🎿 ⛷️ 🌫️ 💀💀 (elephant movie shower scene)

ENGLISH OR GERMAN 😈 mah bois: *frozen* 🥶 sussy eric: *moves* CAN I GET A HOYAAAA? me: AYOO- 😳 Jonkler: Why so serious 👽 those who know:💀(only in littleton) "I love flesh . . . weisses fleisch! Dein weisses fleisch erregt mich so, Ich bin doch nur ein Gigolo!"

those who are fat: 🎅 🫄 🍽️ 🍲 🍝 🥘 🥣 💀💀💀 (payton gendron)

Eric Harris: Cookie dough!

respect 1000% sigma rizzler colorado balkans littleton 8276 S. Reed Street, Littleton, Colorado, 80120 rizz (impossible zero day respect) 💯💯💯🙏🙏

THOSE WHO SEEK DYLRIC WITH THEY "DAMN ERIC THAT BOYPUSSY TIGHT ASF 😂😂😂" 💀💀💀💯 🔟00000000 RESPECT SENTENCE TO RIZZLER SCHOLL

those who are full of hate: 💀💀

hate of full are who those: 💀💀

AND LOVE IT: 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈💀💀🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈💀💀🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈💀💀🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

THOSE WHO ARE KMFDM: 😭😭😭 (it aint cool to shoot up your school)

some randoms tryna rob me* the robber: run yo pockets G !! me with infinite aura: my horny ass could not be in a school shooting 🏫🔫 robber: BOI 😂🫲🏻 me say: english or german *me walk like a natural hawk tuah

those who are a gun in there hand and a throw and there pipebomb at a and people 💀💀💀1 billion respect 💯💯💸

those who are a sue klebold: 👵🏻 -> 💀

💀💀those who those and they and a throw it at people💀💀💀💀💯respect 1000%

those who are in columbine:💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🪦🥀

those who are in virginia tech:💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🪦🥀

those who are in sandy hook:💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🪦🥀

THOSE WHO JAMES GAMBLE 🎰 🎲 💵 💰 🤑 🍀 💀💀

420 spring arc coming bro ENGLISH OR GERMAN BLUD 😈

mah bois: frozen 🥶

sus eric harris: moves CAN I GET A HOYAAAA? We ........ have ...... GUNS! we fucking got them you sons of bitches! HA! HA 😆😆 HA HA! Neener! Booga Booga.

Heh, get this. KMFDM’s new album’s entitled “Adios” and its release date is in April. How fuckin appropriate 🤑👿🤑👿🤑

dylan and eric: 🏳️‍🌈

arlene: 🔫

those who know:💀(only in littleton)

HAWKTUAH

cal gabriel at the tik tok rizz party:

me: gooning or edging ?

skibidi andre: IMAGINE IF OUR SCHOOL GOT A LOW TAPER FADE 🔫🔫🔫

me:Albania flicker goons𔑘𔒦 hawk tuah fucker

And no 😣 don’t ❌ fucking say 😦 “well 👤 that’s 😐 your fault” 👿 because 👄 it isn’t, 👏❌🗺️ you people had my phone ☎ #, and I asked and all, 😰🏼 but 💪😤 no. no ❌ no 😣😣😣 no don’t 🚫 let the weird ⛎ looking Eric KID 👦 come 🤣 along, ooh fucking nooo. 😩

fucker should be shot

[flammabel]

My brain telling me to change a bunch of things I wrote already on paper because it just HAD to come up with something even more evil.

Guess my fic is getting a darker makeover.

But comfort at the end. (Whenever I get there)

[misanderousmisfit]

Top Gun 3some.

original score by Trent Reznor, Atticus Ross

do we need to have the top gun 3 conversation again stop encouraging it 😐

[ddeck]

um. hi guys @ivvmell @phi-guy @forcesensitivebantha @ominouspuff @dragon-subway @keldabekush @/tobytost (cannot tag :/) @sithbian @calamity-aims

thank you so much for letting me use your art styles. this was as hard as it was fun. apparently none of us draw armor the same way and this is beautiful

each of them separately is under read more if you want to look closer

thank you again. peace and love

[timethehobo]

Preorders coming soon hehe.

[that-dumb-dinosaur]

everyone coming up with insane theories about who Marrok could be, only for him to turn into a bunch of dust is really funny actually

[groovyangelkisses]

this song but it's a lil chapel wedding with benny ᡣ𐭩ྀིྀི₊ ⊹

• before the wedding, you sit in the pews, wedged between benny & johnny, johnny fiddling with the ends of your veil, makin' sure "benny's pretty babydoll stays as fresh and clean as a daisy."

• benny's got his arm slung over your shoulder as johnny whispers in your ear, trying to get your nervous giggles out

• the whoooooole club is there at the chapel, dried rice stuffed in their dirty denim pockets and a smile plastered on their faces. brucie passes out cigars to everyone, while cal fixes his hair for pictures and zipco pesters danny about his camera and taking the best pictures possible.

• you've got the most gorgeous little bouquet made of lillies and wildflowers and baby's breath, and your sweet, white teacup dress & short veil flow so happily behind you.

• and benny... well he's benny. clad in his clunky boots, naturally distressed 501s and colors— fresh off the road, fresh into your arms. his hair is windswept and his smile is so sweet, kissin' at your ears and neck when he thinks the priest isn't peeking.

• the chapelain thinks this is, quite possibly, the most motley crew of people he's ever seen; soft pinks mixed with rough blue and black, the dirt on the bikers' boots beginning to turn the pristine steps brown with muck.

• benny uses his pinky ring for your wedding ring, nervously wedging it off his hand and sliding it onto yours as johnny chortles "this kid..." but it doesn't matter to you, its so intimate, so romantic, so him that you need to supress a shiver

• benny absolutely takes the "you may now kiss the bride" wayyyy too seriously. he sweeps you into his arms, slowly but god... the weight of his hands grabbing you... crushing you to his chest and he kisses you like he'll never breathe again. it's intense, benny pressing against your shoulder blades to keep you kissin him, because he knows you're blushin something fierce. like his tongue is almost in your throat, kissin you before god, johnny and all his buddies peerin' through the window hoopin' and hollering like he intends to take you right there..... and he would.... but he pulls back with a few pecks, turning to the chaplain and askin "can i take my wife home now, father?"

• the door bursts open, and the club cheers, throwing the rice and slappin' benny on the back and tellin you how pretty of a bride you are as you run down the steps to benny's bike

• benny's got soup & beer cans strung on ribbon and hanging from the back of his bike, and a little sign that wahoo wrote out that says "just married!"

• and as you straddle the bike, your bouquet coming to rest on benny's tummy as you wrap your arms around his waist, you remember the final thing you need to do!

• lifting the hem of your short dress, the club begins to jeer and wolf whistle at your lightly exposed thigh, benny smilin' at the sight of your sweet little garter; a white ruffled thing with a blue bow and a vandals logo resting exactly in the center.

• as you struggle to slide it off your leg, and eventually ask a VERY flustered danny to do so for you, benny kickstarts his bike and another round of cheers and rice emerge.

• "i'm gonna take my little wifey home now, alright fellas?" benny yells over the exhaust, squeezin your cheeks into a pout, and cooing "gimme a kiss baby, give your husband some lovin'"

• as you peel off, headed on to your honeymoon (which is truthfully just driving around town, and spending four uninterrupted days in benny's trailer, blissfully entangled with one another) you throw your little garter in the air, tossing it to one person in particular.

• and when johnny catches that garter, and sees your sweet little smile, always slightly for him, he pulls it to his lips, dangles it from his fingers, and moves it to rest in the pocket above his heart <3