#/ boris: im a cat thus all laws of this castle are in my favor bc vivaldi loves me. fuck you

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starter call. | @alicesoneandonly

Boasting about having the Queen’s favor was never something he really was proud of. Yet, even the Cheshire couldn’t deny the perks and advantages of having it. He smirks widely catching the Prime Minister off guard by chance, perching languidly in the middle of the castle halls. His tail sways back and forth with growing mischief, eyes glinted at the disgusted gaze cast his way. Harsh!

“Hey, Prime Minister. How’s it feel that I’m practically untouchable here because Vivaldi would chew you out for starting a fight with me?” Boris pushes the thought of canned cat food being sent his way in a matter of minutes as Vivaldi knew of his presence in the castle. He had to get his fill of teasing in while he can! 

“Alice would get real pissed if she saw you shoot at me too.” He chuckles. “You’re running out of opportunities to chuck the blunt end of your uptight rage at me.”