#"New Hampshire"

[abcwordsurge]

California: How'd the date go?

Texas: I wanted to compliment New Hampshire. You know, tell him he has a wonderful smile and all that

California: What happened?

Texas: He smiled at me and I said, "You have eyes"

[doueverwonder]

Connecticut: we should bring back banishing people. Like that’s such a funny punishment, just get out.

Rhode Island: why the fuck does anyone find this funny. this is extremely insensitive to people who have been banished.

New Hampshire: I agree with Rhode on this one.

Massachusetts: I swear to fucking god, both of you get over it.

[quotespile]

Just when you begin thinking of yourself as memorable, you run into someone who can't even remember having met you.

John Irving, The Hotel New Hampshire

[wingsandfeather]

Get away from it all and stay in a trailer deep in the vast forests of New Hampshire—now that's a vibe!

[safarisaythings]

WTTT as things said by me and my friends

*some might be a little suggestive and some of these are purely based off vibes

Michigan: You ever see a fresh pair of ties and go "mm smegsy"

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Indiana: I'm panscared. All genders scare me.

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Rhode Island, @ Massachusetts and Virginia: The dilfs are arguing.

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Oregon: STOP GOING FERAL IN THE CLOSET

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California: Shush, or I'm sending you Jack in the Box thirst traps.

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Tennessee, @ Texas: I didn't want to start my day off with daddy issues, but ok.

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Kansas: Carrots, children, same thing.

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Iowa: I will shove a corn cob up y-

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New Jersey: I hope the wall punches back one day.

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New Hampshire: You ever just fORGET GOD

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Massachusetts: IF YOU SAY "OH MY GOD" ONE MORE TIME IMA SEND YOU TO GOD

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Louisiana: I put the bi in all the bitches

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Michigan: Ah, yes. My favorite sexuality, blue.

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Florida: You deez nuts'd them so hard they forgot how to English

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Texas: Leave my forehead out of this

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Massachusetts: Tea (derogatory)

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Florida: How many times do you have to stab someone for it to be illegal?

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Nevada, @ Idaho: I'd say bisexual icon, but he's not an icon.

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Ohio: Put on the cat ears, whore.

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Colorado, @ Nevada: Hey there, Poor-Choice-in-Men.

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Oregon: Don’t ask me questions, I'm gay.

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Gov: Advil me up, daddy.

That is all. Have a good day :D

[thoughtartistry]

Spring, summer, and fall fill us with hope; winter alone reminds us of the human condition.

[britneyshakespeare]

Arthur T. Demoulas is like a New England folk hero

[antebellumite]

the variety between some of these mottos is sending me.

[words-of-wonderland]

“They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night” - Edgar Allen Poe

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[doueverwonder]

Massachusetts: Well, it's obvious what has to be done.

Rhode Island: Set UPS on fire.

Massachusetts: no.

Rhode Island: Set the neighbors on fire.

Connecticut: Rhode, we don't let you do fire anymore, remember?

Rhode Island: I know. But still, the flame, she calls to me.

Massachusetts: We have to have a revolutionary war reboot!

Rhode Island: I love a reboot.

Massachusetts: Rebels vs. Red Coats. Stealing that package off my porch was as bad as the Boston Massacre!

Connecticut: Worse!

Virginia, sounding tired: Y'all said the same thing about cinnamon gum.

Connecticut: It's too hot.

Massachusetts: Gum is meant to be minty and refreshing.

Massachusetts: It's on! Hamp, go to the attic get those leftover roman candles, we're gonna need ammo.

New Hampshire: Roger that.

Rhode Island: The fireworks have been in the attic the whole time? There's so many times I wanted to use them!

Everyone: We don't let you do fire anymore!

Massachusetts: Let's go men, we got a war to win!

[quotespile]

Keep passing the open windows.

John Irving, The Hotel New Hampshire

[wingsandfeather]

Take me back to New Hampshire 🫎

[catofadifferentcolor]

“Keep passing the open windows.” 

― John Irving, The Hotel New Hampshire

[blkgrlsread2]

Seems to me that vampires and teenagers have a lot in common. They both like to wear lots of black, play angsty music, and suffer from poor impulse control.

Bella Jacobs, Bad Blood

[tkwrites]

🐦‍⬛🐧🦤🐤

Ohh I love these! Decided to limit myself to 4 because, well, you just KNOW I wanted to send in an ask with all of them 😆🙌😍

🐦‍⬛ a great quote of dialogue (maybe you're proud of how in-character it is, or how sharp the back and forth!)

“We talk a lot about body shaming, too.” Sarah said. “I’ve stopped reading things people post about me. They just make me sad and angry.” 

“People post stuff about you?” 

“Yeah, women mostly,” she said, shaking her head. “Comparison and that shit, you know?” 

Jack sighed, nodding. 

“I think there’s this…” she paused, trying to find the right words, “ownership people feel over Quinn - and I’m sure you - since he’s an athlete and more in the public eye. Like they know what’s best for him. I know, ultimately, it’s coming from a place of love and admiration, but it’s disheartening when they’re turning it on me, you know. It’s like they can’t see the humanity in either of us.”

🐧 a funny quote (silly! laughs! jokes! puns!)

“Trevor, I really like you, but my social cup is seven eights full and you won’t stop talking. I’m going to sit by myself. Do not follow me.” 

The group laughed.

Sarah knew they thought she was joking, but she felt a little like she was about to fall over from social exhaustion.

As she made good on her promise and walked to the dock, silence fell.

Sitting, she dipped her feet in the cool water. Eventually, she lay back, looking up at the sky. There was too much light pollution to see the stars like they had at the New Hampshire house, but she could see a few, and some of the tension left her body upon seeing the big dipper and using it to find its littler counterpart. 

Someone walked down the dock. She was pretty certain it was Quinn, so she didn’t look over. “You better be prepared to be silent if you plan on staying here.” 

He chuckled as he lowered himself to the dock next to her. “That’s fine,” he said, mirroring her posture. “I’m always happy to get away from Zegras.” 

“We both know that’s a lie,” she chided. 

He found her hand and laced their fingers together. “I thought we were supposed to be silent.” 

🦤 a quote you had to delete :( (but still wanna share!)

“Yes,” his head tipped back, resting against the red wallpaper. Just the sound of her voice was enough to get him worked up. “Fuck, that picture was…” he didn’t have the words in any of the three languages he spoke. 

This was originally in It Doesn't Matter Part III, but I decided it needed to be cut. In the end, their phone call needed to be more sweet than sexy.

🐤 a mystery quote (take out the context, even censor the names if you want! let em guess!)

Reprieve finally came on Sunday afternoon. He was out with some of his teammates, and she was blissfully alone. 

She relished the time to reset and recharge. She baked and made herself a fancy salad for lunch. She read and watched some trash reality TV. She took a nap. 

Upon waking, she was feeling more rested than she had in days. But she missed him. She wanted to congratulate him with more than a quick blow job and a round of sex where she didn't have to bite her tongue because his family was in the house. 

So, for the first time since the celebrating began, she pulled out her phone.