#"New Hampshire"

[abcwordsurge]

New Hampshire: (pointing to a high shelf) Can you get that for me?

Texas: Awww, you do need me!

New Hampshire: I could replace you with a stepladder.

[doueverwonder]

Connecticut: we should bring back banishing people. Like that’s such a funny punishment, just get out.

Rhode Island: why the fuck does anyone find this funny. this is extremely insensitive to people who have been banished.

New Hampshire: I agree with Rhode on this one.

Massachusetts: I swear to fucking god, both of you get over it.

[quotespile]

Just when you begin thinking of yourself as memorable, you run into someone who can't even remember having met you.

John Irving, The Hotel New Hampshire

[wingsandfeather]

Get away from it all and stay in a trailer deep in the vast forests of New Hampshire—now that's a vibe!

[safarisaythings]

WTTT as things said by me and my friends

*some might be a little suggestive and some of these are purely based off vibes

Michigan: You ever see a fresh pair of ties and go "mm smegsy"

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Indiana: I'm panscared. All genders scare me.

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Rhode Island, @ Massachusetts and Virginia: The dilfs are arguing.

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Oregon: STOP GOING FERAL IN THE CLOSET

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California: Shush, or I'm sending you Jack in the Box thirst traps.

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Tennessee, @ Texas: I didn't want to start my day off with daddy issues, but ok.

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Kansas: Carrots, children, same thing.

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Iowa: I will shove a corn cob up y-

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New Jersey: I hope the wall punches back one day.

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New Hampshire: You ever just fORGET GOD

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Massachusetts: IF YOU SAY "OH MY GOD" ONE MORE TIME IMA SEND YOU TO GOD

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Louisiana: I put the bi in all the bitches

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Michigan: Ah, yes. My favorite sexuality, blue.

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Florida: You deez nuts'd them so hard they forgot how to English

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Texas: Leave my forehead out of this

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Massachusetts: Tea (derogatory)

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Florida: How many times do you have to stab someone for it to be illegal?

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Nevada, @ Idaho: I'd say bisexual icon, but he's not an icon.

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Ohio: Put on the cat ears, whore.

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Colorado, @ Nevada: Hey there, Poor-Choice-in-Men.

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Oregon: Don’t ask me questions, I'm gay.

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Gov: Advil me up, daddy.

That is all. Have a good day :D

[thoughtartistry]

Spring, summer, and fall fill us with hope; winter alone reminds us of the human condition.

[britneyshakespeare]

Arthur T. Demoulas is like a New England folk hero

[antebellumite]

the variety between some of these mottos is sending me.

[words-of-wonderland]

“They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night” - Edgar Allen Poe

[tenth-sentence]

They had crossed the Million Dollar Bridge into South Portland (Brett had stared with fascinated, wondering eyes at the two scum-caked, rustbucket freighters in the harbor), joined the Turnpike going south, and were now approaching the New Hampshire border.

"Cujo" - Stephen King

[abcwordsurge]

California: How'd the date go?

Texas: I wanted to compliment New Hampshire. You know, tell him he has a wonderful smile and all that

California: What happened?

Texas: He smiled at me and I said, "You have eyes"

[doueverwonder]

Massachusetts: Well, it's obvious what has to be done.

Rhode Island: Set UPS on fire.

Massachusetts: no.

Rhode Island: Set the neighbors on fire.

Connecticut: Rhode, we don't let you do fire anymore, remember?

Rhode Island: I know. But still, the flame, she calls to me.

Massachusetts: We have to have a revolutionary war reboot!

Rhode Island: I love a reboot.

Massachusetts: Rebels vs. Red Coats. Stealing that package off my porch was as bad as the Boston Massacre!

Connecticut: Worse!

Virginia, sounding tired: Y'all said the same thing about cinnamon gum.

Connecticut: It's too hot.

Massachusetts: Gum is meant to be minty and refreshing.

Massachusetts: It's on! Hamp, go to the attic get those leftover roman candles, we're gonna need ammo.

New Hampshire: Roger that.

Rhode Island: The fireworks have been in the attic the whole time? There's so many times I wanted to use them!

Everyone: We don't let you do fire anymore!

Massachusetts: Let's go men, we got a war to win!

[quotespile]

Keep passing the open windows.

John Irving, The Hotel New Hampshire

[wingsandfeather]

Take me back to New Hampshire 🫎

[catofadifferentcolor]

“Keep passing the open windows.” 

― John Irving, The Hotel New Hampshire

[blkgrlsread2]

Seems to me that vampires and teenagers have a lot in common. They both like to wear lots of black, play angsty music, and suffer from poor impulse control.

Bella Jacobs, Bad Blood