#&. first ferengi in starfleet ( rel | nog & jake )

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Are They a Stoner? DS9 Edition:

Captain Sisko: Being raised in the south means he has most definitely lit up, and I refuse to believe otherwise. However, after his father caught him smoking and he got stuck on clam duty for a month, he learned his lesson.

Jadzia Dax: Let’s be so real, if she played Tongo with a bunch of Ferengi why would she not own a Betazed bong??? She definitely begged Worf to try it but after his experience with Deanna he only fucks with Blood Wine.

Kira Nerys: OH 100% she was a stoner during the occupation. How would you even attempt to relax in that situation WITHOUT weed? Once the occupation ended Kira stopped messing with weed, but Kira would often hangout with Jadzia, who no doubt brought something to share with Nerys on multiple occasions.

Worf: Blood wine and prune juice.

Dr. Bashir: Before knowledge of him being an augment was made public he never touched anything that could potentially make him not in full control of himself (he did drink a little though). After the knowledge was made public Dr. Bashir and O’Brien definitely were lighting up in the holosuites. That’s why they don’t remember the Alamo.

Erzi Dax: She was straight edge through and through before she was joined with Dax. However afterward…Let’s just say Dax would never turn down an edible.

Odo:

Elim Garak: After the wire was removed Garak decided to stay relatively sober. However, for harm reduction reasons, and to help him cope with his headaches Dr. Bashir prescribed him some medical gummies. He eventually waned off of them completely once Erzi started helping him (he still some times smokes and sews which is why sometimes your trousers don’t always fit right).

Miles O’ Brien: He swore off the “devils lettuce” when he first came aboard the Enterprise. But once stationed at DS9 he quickly realized he would need some of Keiko’s supply of Cannabis-infused tea to remain sane.

Quark: Being a bar owner (best bar on the promenade btw) he is not a big supporter of weed because his main source of profit is alcohol. However, Nog explained to him what a cart is and how you can make a profit from selling them to hoo-mans so he is looking into that as a possible new business opportunity.

Rom: You can’t be a leftist and not have at least tried weed. Also an engineer, so yeah.

Leeta: Oh 10000%. In fact, she’s the plug for the other dabo girls. She even bags her “merchandise” in handmade baggies she makes from recycled textile/fabrics from Garak’s (he owes her because she gave him boy advice).

Nog: No. He follows the rules of StarFleet academy to a T.

Jake Sisko: Hes going to school for writing so yeah. Definitely an edibles kinda guy. His dad has yet to find out despite how many times Jake has come home and slammed an entire pot of jambalaya in 10 minutes.

Keiko O’Brien: Who do you think on DS9 is growing it in the first place?

Gul Dukat: No, he is a snitch who hates fun.

Weyoun: Yes, he is a snitch who loves fun.

Kai Winn: She gives me cop vibes more than Odo does so I’m saying she is a snitch who also hates fun. She also unironically calls weed the Pah-Wraiths Herb or something like that.

Kasidy Yates: Yes, but stopped after jail.

Ziyal: Art school attendee/ art school drop-out. You tell me.

Damar: He’s only a fiend for Kanar (someone help that dude).

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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine - the missing episodes: series two, volume two.

Due to a logistical error, Avery Brooks was replaced by James Avery (The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air’s very own Uncle Phil) for a two-part story-line. Reluctant to delay filming whilst they tracked down the original Avery, the production team decided to shoot the script and somehow explain away the transformation en route…

…which never really happened. Suffice it to say, Bashir does ‘the Carlton Dance’ and Quark is tossed unceremoniously out of the air-lock like Jazz.

The station stages an exhibition of works by the universally-renowned and eccentric Bajoran sculptor Vah Vuhl, which turn out to be exclusively representations of the male member.

The Grand Negus demands that Quark cast, choreograph and host the Ferengi equivalent of The Full Monty on DS9 for reasons that are never really made clear.

Sisko must step into the boxing ring with a belligerent, musclebound alien who has threatened to destroy the station if he refuses to compete. Kira takes it upon herself to coach him à la Mickey/ Rocky, while Quark spies a lucrative business opportunity…

An effeminate alien explorer arrives at the station after three-hundred years of travelling, only to take rather a shine to Dr Bashir. Desperately, Bashir convinces Kira to pose as his girlfriend but, in a bid to truly prove he is a red-blooded heterosexual, secretly persuades Dax to do the same. When both inevitably discover the truth, they decide to really land Julian in the s**t…

Dax brings back a really nice mug from her trip to Risa, which immediately goes walkabouts.

Wesley Crusher arrives at the station for a work experience placement but everyone pretends they can neither see nor hear him. Unfortunately, when an unknown energy-based phenomenon threatens Bajor he’s the only one able to do anything about it. If only someone would listen…

Sisko, O’Brien & Bashir persuade Odo to join their barbershop quartet. Rather awkwardly for him, however, a certain relative of Deanna Troi just happens to show up at their first gig...

Vedek Bereil arrives at the station and unnerves everyone by acting even more creepy than usual. 

When Sisko willfully ignores the signs that yet another Bajoran prophecy of doom is about to be fulfilled, Kira throws a tantrum, steals his baseball and threatens to throw it into the wormhole if he doesn’t reconsider.

Sisko gets into swing music and Dax worries she’s getting fat.

A transporter accident results in Dax, Bashir and O’Brien swapping bodies. Finding himself in Dax’s shapely frame, Bashir immediately makes a run for it. Having been lumbered with Bashir’s ‘scrawny-ass self’ (Sisko), O’Brien struggles with the urge to throttle himself to death every time he looks in the mirror. Dax, meanwhile, insists on speaking in an unconvincing Irish accent for as long as she’s in O’Brien’s. 

Lieutenant Urkel, Starfleet’s science wunderkind, arrives at the station to lead an expedition into the Gamma Quadrant. Pissing everyone off immensely, the expedition crew decides to ‘accidentally leave him behind’ when they visit an uncharted planet. Unfortunately, they encounter a primitive race that immediately identifies Urkel as its returning god. Guest stars Jaleel White.

Sisko must negotiate with a race of sentient arses. No, really.

Desperate to replenish his empty coffers after a string of bad business ventures, Quark inadvertently creates an incredible new cocktail when he tries to mix his supply of expired Kanar (the Cardassian liquor) with the dregs of other assorted alcoholic beverages from his ‘liquid filtration, reclamation and recycling system,’ aka the toilets. Keen to keep his activities secret from Odo, he sells his new commodity on the black market where it is unofficially dubbed a Backstreet Cardassian – or Back-Cardi, for short. Soon enough, the whole station becomes hooked and even Gul Dukat himself hears of this wondrous new invention. Think the Flaming Moe episode from The Simpsons with heavy overtones of alcohol addiction.

Imagine Home Alone with Nog and a hoard of invading Jem’Hadar. That’s it.

When his entire catalogue of baseball programmes for the holosuite is accidentally deleted, an extra-shouty Sisko is persuaded by Dr Bashir to try Cricket to help fill the void. Initially sceptical at ditching America’s plodding pastime for its plodding British cousin, Sisko instead becomes obsessed with reinventing himself as the perfect English gentleman – tweed waistcoat, umbrella, toe-curling attempt at the accent and all. Jake, determined to rescue his dad from being a ‘stiff-assed Limey s-o-b,’ arranges for the whole crew to partake of a baseball game on Bajor, in an episode so unsubtly patriotic even the non-human characters end-up saluting the old stars & stripes.*

*All, that is, except Bashir, who is instead stripped naked, tarred, feathered and put on the next freighter to Cardassia Prime. And on Bajoran Independence Day, of all days…

Jonathan Frakes directs another episode. However, this time, he seems to have spent most of it  hiding around the set with a handheld video camera, trying to get close-up shots of all the women’s assets whilst some kind of story develops beyond the scope of their breasts and bums. Includes p.o.v. footage of Nana Visitor punching him in the face and Terry Farrell kicking him in the balls, whilst fans heatedly debate whether or not Patrick Stewart is briefly visible putting the boot in.

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STATS.

NAME: yndar al’iell FANDOM / PROJECT: star trek: deep space nine SPECIES: bajoran BIRTHDAY: 2354 RESIDENCE: deep space nine ALIGNMENT: chaotic good OCCUPATION: engineer RELIGION: worshiper of the prophets

AGE: 21 GENDER: cis female EYE COLOR: hazel HAIR COLOR: brown HEIGHT: 5′8″ WEIGHT: 125 lbs

ROMANTIC ORIENTATION: demiromantic SEXUAL ORIENTATION: bisexual MARITAL STATUS: single OTHER:  al'iell is very reluctant to engage in romantic relationships, due to her ptsd and reluctance to trust. she very rarely feels romantic attachment to anyone, though she has experimented several times with sexual relationships.

MENTAL ABILITIES: n/a PHYSICAL ABILITIES:  n/a

BIOGRAPHY.

Al'iell was born during the Cardassian Occupation on the eleventh planet of the Bajoran System, Bajor XI during the year 2354. Her parents, like most Bajorans on the planet, were members of the Bajoran Underground. For the first five years of her life, she lived on her grandparent’s kava farm in the Kendra Province, beside the Yolja river. It was at this time that the Cardassians raided the farm, killed her grandparents, and took her and the other farm hands captive.

Al'iell was only held in the work camp for a few months before the Resistance liberated the small camp, led by her parents. She spent the remaining years of her childhood running small errands for the Resistance, travelling all around the Kendra Province with her parent’s resistance cell. When she was 12, her father left the resistance cell to travel to Terok Nor, to work with the resistance there to free the station from Gul Dukat. Al'iell continued to travel with her mother, now growing old enough to run messages between resistance cells, and travel on her own.

In 2368, Al'iell had journeyed all the way into the Lonar Province to relay a message when the Kendra Valley Massacre occured. She came back to find her mother’s resistance cell all slaughtered, betrayed by a collaborator. Her fury had no match in fervor but her grief. She wandered the Kendra Province, moving from town to town, until the Cardassians withdrew from Bajor in 2369. Her father was able to collect her from the surface and bring her safely to Terok Nor, renamed Deep Space Nine by the Federation.

Al'iell, her conscience at war with grief for her mother and joy for her liberated planet, helped the Federation and Bajoran alliance repair the station, mostly with cleaning the station the Cardassian had torn nearly to pieces in anger at their withdrawal. Her father was given a job as a Bajoran security officer, under the charge of Security Chief Odo, the shapeshifter appointed during Gul Dukat’s reign.

For one year, Al'iell was relatively at peace. She lived aboard DS9, studied in Keiko O'Brien’s school, and came to reexamine her relationship with the Prophets. With the discovery of the wormhole, known to her people as the Celestial Temple, came some peace to her damaged soul, some verification of the faith she had struggled to keep in the Occupation. Her Prophets were out there, watching over her there on the station, just as they were on Bajor.

Despite the odd happenings on the station, the looming threat of the Cardassians, and the often inept decisions of the Provisional Government, Al'iell had food, shelter, and even friends. It didn’t take long to make friends with Jake Sisko, though Nog was less easily accpeted. It wasn’t until after he stopped his advances that she became friends with him as well, and began cultivating a cunning understanding of Ferengi business tactics. When Jake got a job under Chief O'Brien, Al'iell was quick to follow the idea. She had enough of war in her young life, and she wanted to fix instead of destroy. She began her engineering apprenticeship at age 16, just as the cold war between the Alpha Quadrant and the Dominion began.

Things became tense on Deep Space Nine, something Al'iell could hardly fail to notice. Even as her talent for engingeering became more apparent, it was clear her ability to fight needed to be cultivated again. She borrowed money from her father to practice fighting in the holodecks, despite her desire to move past her bloody past. For three years, she practiced, waited, and learned. And when the Dominion struck in 2373, she was ready.

The Second Battle of Deep Space Nine began, and though the station rocked and creaked around her, and her father begged her to return to Bajor, Al'iell refused to leave. Though she would always love Bajor, it held too much pain for her, and DS9 was her home now. Benjamin Sisko and the Federation were forced from the station, and, despite the sabotage that made DS9 nearly uninhabitable, she and the Bajorans held their ground. Al'iell joined with Jake in Kira Nerys’ resistance cell, doing everything she could to free her home, both Bajor and DS9, from Dominion/Cardassian rule.

Mid-2374, the Federation aimed to reclaim DS9, and Al'iell fought to free her home, once again painting her hands in Cardassian blood, and adding stains from the Dominion forces. The Dominion abandoned the station, but not without leaving their mark on Al'iell’s soul. It was tainted once again with war, and the taste wouldn’t leave her mouth. Though her home was free, the Dominion were oppressing other worlds, doing to other civilizations what she had fought to free Bajor from. Despite her father’s objections, she joined the Bajoran militia.

In the war’s lull, she travelled the nearby sectors, putting her talents to use by fixing damanged ships, in case the Dominion launched another attack. And launch they did. The capture of Betazed was an outrage, and the Bajoran militia, alligned with Starfleet, sent troops to try and reclaim the planet. Despite numerous failed attempts to retake the surface, they reclaimed some refugees, one of which was a Bajoran girl that Al'iell fell in love with. However, the girl was already engaged to be married, and her affections were not returned.

When the Romulans entered the war, Al'iell was one of the first to volunteer to coordinate with their forces in the attack on the Cardassian border, trying to outrun her feelings. She continued to flit from force to force with other members of the Bajoran militia, as Bajor’s good relations with most Alpha Quadrant powers had them being the most versatile fighters. It wasn’t until the Second Battle of Chin'toka that she truly began to worry. If the Federation, always seeming so mighty, could suffer the loss of 311 ships, what chance did Bajor stand?

She withdrew from the military, returning to DS9 to take up the guard of the station, Bajor, and the Celestial Temple. She remained her until the invasion of Cardassia began. She joined a Bajoran ship, and journeyed, for the first time, into the space of her once-oppressors. Given their history, the Bajorans were reluctant to help in the Cardassian Revolution, even with the possibility of the destruction of the Dominion. It wasn’t until the last hours of the battle that Al'iell set foot on Cardassia Prime, and saw it in utter ruins.

Though she had dreamed of the Cardassians burning for so much of her life, seeing broken bodies in the street and smelling the burning buildings gave her no joy. She stayed for only a day in Cardassia before fleeing back to the station on a Federation ship. She hoped to find sanctuary from the haunting memories, but instead found that the Pah-Wraiths were nearly released, only to be stopped by the Emissary. With Sisko’s disappearance, and Nog’s enlistment in Starfleet, she remained aboard DS9 to help Jake deal with the loss of his father, and it wasn’t until he left to purse his writing career that she realized the hole in her own soul.

Al'iell remains on Deep Space Nine, working as one of the main engineers in charge of keeping contact with the lost USS Voyager. Occasionally, she hires out her services as an engineer, leaving the station to fix problems on distant ships and planets. However, with the end of the Dominion War, she hopes to find peace in her soul once again, despite the road to recovery being long.

STAR WARS VERSE.

Al'iell was thrown upon entering the Celestial Temple. It should have been a simple test flight, checking that the runabout’s new shields could withstand the tumultuous conditions of the wormhole. Without any knowledge of what was happening, the runabout was thrown through the wormhole and fell… somewhere else. Upon (crash) landing, she was saved by a girl barely older than herself, and was told she was on the planet Wukkar, somewhere she had never heard of. It wasn’t long until she realized that somehow she had been thrown into another universe, far from the life she had once known. She only prays now that the prophets can still hear her.

MODERN VERSE.

The year was 2375. In a memorial to their years of friendship before going their seperate ways, Al'iell, Jake Sisko, and Nog took a trip to Earth to visit Jake’s grandfather and Nog’s friends from Starfleet Academy. Upon arrival, she beamed Jake and Nog to the planet while waiting to put in the ship for hull repair from a brief storm they had passed through. It was then that a Romulan warbird decloaked nearby, and the chroniton particles fused with the damaged hull, jolting Al'iell into the 21st century. Though tempted to live out her life in isolation to prevent a disruption of the timeline, Al'iell was too curious about humanity to pass up the opportunity. She travelled to the planet’s surface and began to integrate into their culture, bit by bit, though taking great care to hide the Bajoran ridges on her nose.

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