#&; ( DASHBOARD COMMENTARY )

[ntrlily]

"Yuri by men is worse" is usually a stance I hear shortly before or after finding out someone thinks Citrus was written by a man* Gender ceases to be an identity and instead becomes a character judgment.

*Not necessarily specifically or solely Citrus, but it's frequently Citrus.

[askrossiel]

"Wouldn't wearing naught but an abundance of jewelry be kind of uncomfortable? I can only imagine things getting all tangled up and pinched, or having the edges of gems dig into sensitive places."

[machinesandman]

"... What the hell is going on with my alternate- oh god its the human kid. Good luck with that."

[base-violence]

It's a little funny that Jayce is worried about one vial of a chemical when Vander literally has pumps embedded into his back that flood his system with Shimmer to keep him functioning. I don't think one little vial of anything those boys have in their lab is going to affect him all that much.

[subukunojess]

Lost In The Book: TNBC In A Nutshell (TWST Spoiler Reaction)

*A Halloween Town Meeting starring NRC Students and Skully like a comic con panel about to begin* Me, before: You know what? Skully is an innocent Autistic blorbo who needs to get obsessed and twisted in the climax. Either have him become Twist Oogie or have Oogie manipulate him and it will be a sweet story we'll talk about for a long time. Skully: *Sharing his ideas for a simple, silent, modest Halloween* Me, now: NEVERMIND, HE'S CRAZY ACTUALLY! OOGIE, DO NOT GET INVOLVED! WHAT IS GOING ON???

[divinityunleashed]

See this Stamp?

I wrote D I B S on it.

I will now proceed to slap it on top of EVERYONE'S faces.

I don't expect any in return.

I love you all.

[violet-stormbringer]

Oh are we doing Pokemon imagines?

Ras would have a Quagsire.

Because she needs a reminder that being lazy is sometimes okay.

[pupil-of-the-eye]

[X] "He did what? ...Hm."

-C. Bouchard

[caranthir-teldamo]

"Apparently Curvo doesn't have as many braincells I gave him credit for."

[ficoandleo]

It's so funny when ppl I don't know and have prob never talked to have decided they omg hate me sooo much?

Like who even are u? U sound like someone who heard a rumor and based ur whole perception on it. I've been here for like 2 months and I've been busy being vice captain and shit i don't know u lol

"omg but i heard u--" did the general students say it? The ppl on average are scared of and hate ghouls? Who prob talk shit abt u too when u can't hear? And u believed it? Have u ever thought for urself in ur life or did u jump off bridges bcuz ur friends said it'd be fun lmao

[musecheerios]

BONKS WITH NEWSPAPER!

...

"OhgodI'msorry!"

[fog-and-isolation]

[X] ...Someone should "armchair diagnose" my songbird.

-M̶͓̏ȋ̴͋c̷̋̔ẖ̸̋ā̴̽e̷͊̇l̵͂

[askrossiel]

"Is that why I failed to earn Undómiel's favor? I do not... jiggle enough? But... does that then mean that Estel did jiggle enough?"

[brokendreamscreation]

"I disappear for two months and return to you trying to "Live Laugh Toaster Bath"? ...NO!"

[sinfully-divine]

"That Eri girl sounds like a fun time~"

Mention: @alchemistdefective

[mmxstrangers]

A certain robotic centaur with vampiric tendencies peeked out of the alley at the racket he heard in the distance.

“… What is going on over there?”