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Of course it won't. Because I'm already gorgeous. But it will get rid of a particularly annoying headache I've had for a while now. . . .
Don’t worry, Leo, I like you better than the Vice Captain.
"You're going to like me a lot less when I'm done with you, Shinjo!"
"No big deal, I wasn't worried! Ahaha, you're not as bad as I thought you'd be, by far!"
#((only one way to find out!!))#((. . .two actually you could probably ask taiga he's a connoisseur of romeo tastes))#posting: romeo#ritsu-shinjo
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That is typically how taxidermy works, yes!
If someone I love dies before me I'm not jumping in their grave with them.
I'm having them taxidermied and keeping them in my home. Obviously. Desecrating a corpse is a good way to summon a ghost, the Boss told me that when we were first years. I never did ask if taxidermy would count.
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It's a title if I say it's a fucking title!!!
I think you should look again because it LOOKS to me like you never want to be SEEN again!!! JUST BECAUSE I CAN'T BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN'T DIE IN A MILLION OTHER MP WAYS
Don’t worry, Leo, I like you better than the Vice Captain.
"You're going to like me a lot less when I'm done with you, Shinjo!"
"No big deal, I wasn't worried! Ahaha, you're not as bad as I thought you'd be, by far!"
#((he may not be able to be shot or blown up but he can still taste the delicious gunpowder after an attempt!))#((ritsu will puts anything in his mouth so his tastes are questionable at best--))#posting: romeo#ritsu-shinjo
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Did we not JUST have a conversation about calling me Fico!?
By current Institute standards he isn't human. As long as I have an Institute employee take care of it I should be fine. Even if he's considered human it's only a problem if I get caught with it. I'm not going to just have anyone over.
If someone I love dies before me I'm not jumping in their grave with them.
I'm having them taxidermied and keeping them in my home. Obviously. Desecrating a corpse is a good way to summon a ghost, the Boss told me that when we were first years. I never did ask if taxidermy would count.
#ritsu-shinjo#posting: romeo#((illegal TO taxidermy a human but is it illegal to OWN a taxidermied human? very important distinction!))
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The casino employees work for me so they call me what I tell them to! Everyone else just uses my name!
I am not going by a title that makes me sound so off-brand and I can replace it with whatever I please! Most of them don't understand what it means and the only one who isn't using it is you! So, no, it's completely different!!
Don’t worry, Leo, I like you better than the Vice Captain.
"You're going to like me a lot less when I'm done with you, Shinjo!"
"No big deal, I wasn't worried! Ahaha, you're not as bad as I thought you'd be, by far!"
#((ritsu's clearly seen mean girls because someone told him it was an important piece of american film history or something))#((and pointed out people quoting it as evidence))#posting: romeo#ritsu-shinjo
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It won't look stupid when it matches the rest of your outfit and your hair doesn't look like a bird's nest!!
If someone I love dies before me I'm not jumping in their grave with them.
I'm having them taxidermied and keeping them in my home. Obviously. Desecrating a corpse is a good way to summon a ghost, the Boss told me that when we were first years. I never did ask if taxidermy would count.
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If someone I love dies before me I'm not jumping in their grave with them.
I'm having them taxidermied and keeping them in my home. Obviously. Desecrating a corpse is a good way to summon a ghost, the Boss told me that when we were first years. I never did ask if taxidermy would count.
#posting: romeo#dashboard commentary#((i am falling asleep a little bit haha i have work in the morning so if i disappear. . . .))#((well i'll be back nbd ))
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WHO ELSE CALLS ME 'VICE CAPTAIN' EVEN WHEN I'VE SAID TATA TO CALL ME 'FICO'!?
Don’t worry, Leo, I like you better than the Vice Captain.
"You're going to like me a lot less when I'm done with you, Shinjo!"
"No big deal, I wasn't worried! Ahaha, you're not as bad as I thought you'd be, by far!"
#((the moment i read 'vice-captain' i was like Oh This Is Ritsu lmaooooo))#posting: romeo#Ritsu-shinjo
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Leo keeps smiling at him as he thinks, putting his hands down to pull the covers on himself a little bit. He could've sworn the individual rooms in Frostheim had heat--maybe it just wasn't that cold to Jin? Or the heat was broken? Maybe it was just because he was naked that he felt so cold?
He doesn't move away from the touch to his chin, narrowing his eyes in the happy way a cat would if its chin were being scratched. The little extra long bits of Dore's fur matched Leo's bangs, the color matched his hair, the gold matched his eyes.
"Dunno yet. A couple of us ghouls just woke up as cats some time last month. I didn't have time to investigate more either." Mostly because he spent a good week or so getting used to the extra intensified hearing. He shrugs. "But I'm guessing everyone's turning back now."
"Doré" had once again joined Jin in bed, sprawling out on his collar to purr and knead him to sleep. No one had claimed the lovely little kitty yet.
But maybe there was a reason for that. Like that Jin woke up to a larger(but still not very large, even by human standards) weight on his chest where a cat might have been before.
In his sleep, Leo scrunched up his face a little. Based on the way the sound of own heartbeat had changed alone he could tell he must have turned back into his humanoid body but. . .Jin was very comfy, actually. So he just snuggled in, knowing full well this was going to end the moment Jin realized what had happened. / @ficoandleo
By the time morning arrives, and Jin begins to come to, he immediately detects that something's off. Even before opening his eyes.
For one, his bed is particularly warm. Secondly, there is weight on his chest, which is taking up more room than what a cat should. It isn't until the weight shifts slightly and a satisfied, distinctly human hum reaches his ear drums, that Jin snaps his eyes open.
A mop of gray hair, similar to Doré's, is at close proximity to the captain's face. Jin all but gasps and shoots upright. The petite man inadvertently slips from his position and a moment later he is met with a pair of familiar and inquisitive, gilt eyes.
Shock doesn't even begin to describe the feeling rattling the captain right now. He recognized this first year. His name is Leo, isn't it? The same student who had instigated a fight between Hyde's younger brother and one of his own. Vagastrom’s recently appointed vice-captain who had a knack for being an insufferable newsmonger.
Jin grips the cover, with initial intent to peel it back, but drops it in an instant when he notices that the student is without clothes. The captain can hardly recall the last time someone accompanied him in bed, let alone naked. How did this happen? Jin knows he didn't invite him here.
Heat warms his face involuntarily, and he skyrockets from the bed, nearly losing his footing in the process. On instinct, Jin grabs his artifact lying nearby and activates it. He thrusts the sword forward and trains the tip inches from the student's neck.
“You've got ten seconds to explain yourself, Kurosagi,” He warns.
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Don’t worry, Leo, I like you better than the Vice Captain.
"You're going to like me a lot less when I'm done with you, Shinjo!"
"No big deal, I wasn't worried! Ahaha, you're not as bad as I thought you'd be, by far!"
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Well. That didn't last long. Leo does notice the absence of his clothes but, contrary to Jin's full-face blush, he doesn't seem bothered in the slightest, shifting a little to be more comfortable after having been rolled off Jin's chest. He puts his hands up in a pacifying gesture--he's harmless! He doesn't have his artifact! It's cold in here! There is nothing threatening about him, Jin probably nearly doubles his weight and overall size. He doesn't even have his phone to call for help with.
"How do I explain. . .for a guy who's so good with your hands you could play piano like that, you did a real shit job with that cat tree." That should be sufficient. "FYI if a manual's that big you probably wanna read it. Or get that coiffed up three-eyes to handle it for you."
"Doré" had once again joined Jin in bed, sprawling out on his collar to purr and knead him to sleep. No one had claimed the lovely little kitty yet.
But maybe there was a reason for that. Like that Jin woke up to a larger(but still not very large, even by human standards) weight on his chest where a cat might have been before.
In his sleep, Leo scrunched up his face a little. Based on the way the sound of own heartbeat had changed alone he could tell he must have turned back into his humanoid body but. . .Jin was very comfy, actually. So he just snuggled in, knowing full well this was going to end the moment Jin realized what had happened. / @ficoandleo
By the time morning arrives, and Jin begins to come to, he immediately detects that something's off. Even before opening his eyes.
For one, his bed is particularly warm. Secondly, there is weight on his chest, which is taking up more room than what a cat should. It isn't until the weight shifts slightly and a satisfied, distinctly human hum reaches his ear drums, that Jin snaps his eyes open.
A mop of gray hair, similar to Doré's, is at close proximity to the captain's face. Jin all but gasps and shoots upright. The petite man inadvertently slips from his position and a moment later he is met with a pair of familiar and inquisitive, gilt eyes.
Shock doesn't even begin to describe the feeling rattling the captain right now. He recognized this first year. His name is Leo, isn't it? The same student who had instigated a fight between Hyde's younger brother and one of his own. Vagastrom’s recently appointed vice-captain who had a knack for being an insufferable newsmonger.
Jin grips the cover, with initial intent to peel it back, but drops it in an instant when he notices that the student is without clothes. The captain can hardly recall the last time someone accompanied him in bed, let alone naked. How did this happen? Jin knows he didn't invite him here.
Heat warms his face involuntarily, and he skyrockets from the bed, nearly losing his footing in the process. On instinct, Jin grabs his artifact lying nearby and activates it. He thrusts the sword forward and trains the tip inches from the student's neck.
“You've got ten seconds to explain yourself, Kurosagi,” He warns.
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Just wanted to say: I like Fico way better than Leo. That's all.
"Woah, anon! If you keep sharing such controversial takes around here you might have to start paying Ro-Ro protection fees!"
"I like myself much more than I like him, too."
"Do you like anyone more than you like yourself?"
Romeo considers this for all of two seconds. "No. But you're probably second on the list of people that aren't me and aren't blood relatives I like."
"Y'know what? I'll take that. I know that's a really short list."
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Romeo: I AM SO DONE WITH YOU BTH
Taiga: k
Romeo: Don't use 'k' on me.
Taiga: oay
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