#& then when old man george kicks the bucket he gets half the inheritence. even if he was gonna poison mr joestar
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why did dio even do all that
#iwas trying to give my mom the gist of pt1 earlier and i was like uh. i dont actually know why he did what he did#like the killing dario thing absolutely i get. but then he went to the joestars and is just like? an asshole for no reason#Like why did he do that shit. he was clearly very good at decieving people & he literally went to school to be a lawyer#surely if he wanted money or power-- which i think was his goal(?)-- he couldve just lied to the joestars and played nice the whole time#& then when old man george kicks the bucket he gets half the inheritence. even if he was gonna poison mr joestar#if he was really nice to everyone else? i think he wouldve gotten away with it. come ON dio!!!!#its not even like hes a bad liar or anything. hes a very good actor he couldve 100% pulled this off. he couldve gotten the mask too like!!!#if you wanted political power just wait for mr joestar to die (or speed up the process) & you inherit that.#hes a wealthy man in victorian england. like thats already pretty damn good#and if he played nice he couldve taken that damn mask and nobody wouldve batted an eye. like he could easily get the vampire power too#IDK. if i was in his place i would simply not do all that. rip to dio but im different#muffin mumbles#jjba
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