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the ultimate relantionship tag I want to know all the answers to sex for Chris and Melissa!!!!

okay others asked for mcargent for all the categories so since i can tag the others, i’m answering them all on yours and just gonna tag @littlewxtch + chozenrogue (i can’t @ you for some reason) so they see it here.

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DISAGREEMENTS:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? I think they both would, but Chris is probably more likely to back down and just try to avoid the argument. He’s very much a ‘sigh, give in and do as he’s told while sulking about it’ kinda guy when he’s in a relationship.Who threatens to leave but never actually does? Chris would never threaten to leave and tbh I’m not sure Melissa would either. Neither of them seem like the type to just quit or play emotional games.Who actually keeps their word and leaves? Come on neither of them is gonna leave. Chris will only go if she tells him to and is sure about it, and he’d never expect Melissa to leave. If she wants him gone, he’s gone, but the house is hers.Who trashes the house? Chris has a habit of taking it out on inanimate objects when he’s mad so he might throw some things or kick things or like punch a wall or something, but he’ll calm down instantly once he’s let that burst of anger out. And he’ll immediately start tidying up the mess because he’s not an idiot and he knows he’ll get in trouble. :’)Do either of them get physical? She might slap him I guess but they’d never get physical to the point of actually hurting each other. He’d certainly never raise a hand to her.How often do they argue/disagree? I think they’d bicker a lot about little things like differences in opinion but as for real arguments and real disagreements with all the tension… I don’t think it’s very often. Although Chris’ whole history and mindset might clash with her a lot. She certainly wouldn’t agree with how willing he is to ‘do what’s necessary’ i.e. harm, incapacitate or kill an opponent. I think that’d be their major clashing point – he’s a killer and he’s damn good at it. He’s a hunter. He might be all about protecting people but he can’t erase his past and he can’t just erase his instincts when he’s in a fight/on a hunt – if a creature needs to be put down, he’ll do it. They’d probably also disagree about money cause he’d wanna just pay everything to make it easier, but I think she’s too proud to accept that much help, so… it’d be a recurring discussion.Who is the first to apologise? I can see them both giving in and just apologising together unless she’s mad at him for something he did in which case he’ll be apologising a lot. He doesn’t like to stay mad at someone he loves.

SEX:

Who is on top? Chris is so weak for a woman on top but he also likes being on top himself, all dominant and powerful and getting lost in the moment, so it’d be a healthy mix of both.Who is on the bottom? Again, a mix.Who has the strangest desires? I don’t know that either of them have ‘strange’ desires? I guess Chris since he’s the one who’s into all the kinks…Any kinks? Chris has a lot of kinks but nothing too weird. Melissa… I think she could get into some of them. I mean he’ll certainly try to very subtly and slowly introduce her to the idea of some, especially her being dominant and maybe they work in some rope use or something and some dirty talk idk he has a lot of interests and he’s not quite sure how to bring those up so he’ll just hope for the best.Who’s dominant in bed? Both lbr. It’ll be ‘in the moment’. Sometimes Chris just gets into a really dominant, kinda dark mood and would want full control and would probably initiate things but he also loves being bossed around by a beautiful woman so Melissa’s always free to take the reins, so to speak.Is head ever in the equation? He certainly hopes so. Both giving and receiving.If so, who is better at performing it? I feel like Melissa’s one of those women who’s mind-blowingly good at it (and yes I just laughed at ‘blowing’) and he’s probably gonna be pleasantly surprised the first time she does it and probably gonna want it a lot but he’s also too polite to ask. He’s more of a giver tbh. He’ll give willingly. I’d say he’s also rather talented so she can enjoy that.Ever had sex in public? I mean we have a thread where they’re fucking in the hospital so yep that’s a solid yes.Who moans the most? He makes it his own personal goal to get as much noise out of her as possible but he’s not quiet either and lbr if she’s taking control or going down on him he’s gonna 1000% be her bitch.Who leaves the most marks? Lbr they’re both lowkey possessive af so they’d both be covered in marks after one round of sex.Who screams the loudest? Chris doesn’t scream tyvm he makes v manly sounds like growling and … grunting? Anyway point is Melissa screams tbh it’s like his personal target every time they have sex.Who is the more experienced of the two? If we’re talking number of partners, it’s probably Melissa. Chris has basically been with his wife. And that’s it. Until Melissa. He’s not inexperienced by any means. It’s just that all his experience is with one woman.Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? It’s both tbh. I think if they’re in the right mood, they can definitely fuck, but there’s always gonna be love involved so there’ll always be that aspect of tenderness and consideration for each other.Rough or soft? Again, both. Chris loves a little rough kinky sex every so often but he also love being soft and gentle and just totally loving on her and taking his time.How long do they usually last? Depends what kinda sex they’re having. Chris can last a long time cause… used to playing around with orgasm denial/self-control. >.> So… yeah he can go a while. But also I have a lowkey hc about tantric sex because he needs/loves the intimacy of it so who knows.Is protection used? Lmao no. I think there might eventually be consequences of that and Chris might be murdered for not using a condom like a grown ass man… So watch this space.Does it ever get boring? I doubt it, but it’d get more comfortable as they learn about each other and figure out boundaries, but comfort isn’t a bad thing. It won’t be boring.Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? See now I’m just wondering whether they’d be desperate/mischievous enough to fuck in the morgue. I wanna hope not but I also at this point wouldn’t be surprised… jfc.

FAMILY:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? They both have their own precious babies Scott and Allison and like a million kids they’ve adopted between them. As for having a child together… granted they’re limited on time but they definitely still have a good few years to try if they want to. I think if they have a kid it’s gonna be an accident though. And only in aus where Allison is alive. Chris doesn’t need that pain. Or does he. >.>If so, how many children do your muses want/have? Chris wants an army of children. For real just give him all the babies cause he loves being a father so much. Idk about Melissa but I can’t imagine she’d be too impressed by him wanting an army.Who is the favorite parent? Chris wants to be the cool dad but the reality is that they probably all prefer Melissa cause as cool as he is, he’s also kinda a dick.Who is the authoritative parent? I mean Chris is strict and overprotective and would clash with the kids a lot but I think they’d all ignore him (Allison Argent what’s good) and it’d be Melissa that they don’t fuck with. Melissa’s word is definitely final. Chris just likes to shout and feel important.Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? Chris probably.Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? I don’t think they’d have to wait for the other to not be around because they’d both do it. And probably join in. Because sweets and junk food are the best kinds of food.Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? Both come on.Who goes to parent teacher interviews? Both.Who changes the diapers? Both.Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? They’d probably both get up but Chris doesn’t sleep much anyway so he’d just kiss her and tell her to go back to sleep and take care of it himself. Plus it’s like extra sneaky cuddle time with the baby and he always wants extra cuddle time so… win/win.Who spends the most time with the children? They both do lbr. They’re both amazing parents.Who packs their lunch boxes? Probably Melissa cause they’d at least get a full, proper lunch. Chris would fill it with sweets and forget the damn sandwich.Who gives their children ‘the talk’? … My muse legit just shouted ‘nOT ME.’ Sorry Melissa it’s on you.Who cleans up after the kids? I think they both help out and share the load.Who worries the most? Both. They worry together.Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? Melissa.

AFFECTION:

Who likes to cuddle? Both.Who is the little spoon? Melissa usually.Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? It really depends on their mood, I think. Melissa’s probably more forward in public than him.Who struggles to keep their hands to themselves? Both. Especially if someone’s flirting with the other. They’ll both get jealous and territorial.How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? Hours and hours and hours and hours lbr neither of them is getting uncomfortable cause they both need the cuddles.Who gives the most kisses? They both would but again, Melissa’s probably more forward/comfortable in public especially at first, so things like giving him a casual kiss when he brings her lunch or coffee at work – she’s more likely to do that. And he’ll just smile and get a little shy but look at her with major hearteyes.What is their favourite non-sexual activity? It’s probably just food. Or hanging out with their kids. Or eating food with their kids. That’s the best.Where is their favourite place to cuddle? Anywhere’s good for a cuddle but probably in bed or on the couch.Who is more likely to playfully grope the other? Probably Melissa, but if you get Chris into the right playful mood, he’ll be an absolute little shit.How often do they get time to themselves? I think they try to find time to themselves but the kids come first. Luckily the kids are going to college. :)

SLEEPING:

Who snores? Chris is a quiet sleeper (with a little mumbling/some nightmares but still). I don’t know if Melissa snores. Maybe just when she’s literally exhausted from work and just passes out, but he’d think it’s cute.If both do, who snores the loudest? I don’t think either of them would snore loud.Do they share a bed or sleep separately? Share a bed obviously. They’d hate sleeping apart.If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? Listen if Chris Argent is sharing a bed with you, you better believe he’ll wrap himself around you like a damn koala or legit just pass out right on top of you. He likes cuddles and affection and knowing someone is safe there in his arms so he’s not gonna let her go all night. They cozy up together.Who talks in their sleep? Chris might mumble if he’s having a nightmare.What do they wear to bed? Depends. Chris likes wearing nothing and he’d like it a hell of a lot more if she’s naked too. Even just for being intimate. That skin-on-skin contact is nice. If they have to wear something though, he’ll just throw some boxers or pj bottoms/sweatpants on, but he won’t really be comfortable. And we already know she has pjs.Are either of your muses insomniacs? Chris kinda is but it’s cause he’s just used to being up at random hours in the night to go out hunting and he’s used to going a day or two without sleep while they’re out. He’s very likely to not sleep and eventually just pass out for like 12 hours.Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? They probably have some but I don’t know that they’d use them all the time. Chris personally would rather just stay away and hold her all night and just be comfortable. That or he’ll sneak off to read something.Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? Totally tangled together lbr. All the cuddles.Who wakes up with bed hair? Chris would be cute with messy bed hair. :’) Melissa wakes up fabulous lbr but she’s probably more likely to have bed hair.Who wakes up first? Chris likes to wake up to make her coffee and breakfast but if he’s exhausted, she’ll be up and doing stuff long before he is.Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? ^^^ Chris loves to. And he’ll just steal things from her plate.What is their favourite sleeping position? Cuddles. Preferably naked.Who hogs the sheets? Chris will sleep without them if needs be so Melissa can hog them all she wants.Do they set an alarm each night? She has to for work some mornings. He’s just used to waking up naturally pretty early.Can a television be found in their bedroom? Eventually, yes. I don’t think she has one before but he’d buy one for her. I doubt they use it though.Who has nightmares? Chris definitely does. Melissa probably does as well after all the shit they’ve both seen and been through.Who has ridiculous dreams? Probably Melissa. If she ever mumbles about them, he’d enjoy hearing all the weird ridiculous things she’s talking about.Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? If Chris is exhausted enough, he will, but I think Melissa is more likely to.Who makes the bed? Probably Melissa by habit but he would too if it wasn’t done.What time is bed time? Whenever they decide to go up to bed.Any routines/rituals before bed? Chris voice: sex pls. Nah idk I think they like to just chill on the couch for a few hours and cuddle and watch TV and just enjoy the quiet time until they’re tired enough to go sleep. I don’t think there are many rituals, although Chris has a habit of going to check on Allison in the middle of the night to make sure she’s still breathing.Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Probably depends on the circumstances of being woken up. I think Melissa would be pretty grumpy before she gets her coffee, but he’d always try to be ready with one. :’)

WORK:

Who is the busiest? Melissa.Who rakes in the highest income? Technically Chris but he’s rich af anyway.Are any of your muses unemployed? Chris sorta does freelance stuff now and just oversees company stuff but not a whole lot of actual work so… maybe.Who takes the most sick days? Neither.Who is more likely to turn up late to work? Neither.Who sucks up to their boss? Chris is his own boss. Melissa basically runs the hospital soooo neither.What are their jobs? Melissa is a nurse. Chris runs a private security company and oversees the Argent Arms business, so he’s still a ‘highly respected private security consultant and federally licensed firearms dealer’ >.> *cough*Who stresses the most? Melissa but mostly about money and stuff. I don’t think she’d like him to just pay everything off. They’d be a partnership but he’d always be ready to take the pressure off. He just respects her and her profession/skills too much to ever expect her to quit or take it easy, but she’d have that option if she chooses to.Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? Chris is just used to his. I think Melissa enjoys hers even if it’s hectic.Are your muses financially stable? Melissa isn’t but Chris would stabilise the McCalls with his wealth so yes, technically they are. He’d definitely make it a lot easier for them and they’d be able to actually have nice things and live better.

HOME:

Who does the washing? Whoever’s at home although… she’s probably better off not letting Chris do it cause he’ll probably shrink things.Who takes out the trash? Proud Chris voice: I can do that! ^-^Who does the ironing? Again Melissa’s probably better off doing it.Who does the cooking? They’ll cook together.Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying? They’ve both been single parents so they can both manage.Who is messier? Weirdly I think Melissa but I don’t think either of them are insanely messy.Who leaves the toilet roll empty? … Probably Chris. Sorry Melissa.Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? If they’re really tired it could be either. If they’re having sex, they’re also not gonna be picking clothes up the second they’ve finished. I feel like sometimes Melissa might come home from a double shift and just kinda strip off and fall into bed so it’s probably mostly her but he won’t mind. He’ll just kiss her and tuck her in and pick everything up.Who forgets to flush the toilet? I don’t think either of them would.Who is the prankster around the house? Probably neither but I think she’d screw with him a little so she can tease him after.Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? Chris but they’re probably right there and Melissa’s just standing there eye rolling waiting for him to open his fucking eyes.Who mows the lawn? Chris’ll do it but she’s not incapable.Who answers the telephone? Whoever’s there when it rings.Who does the vacuuming? Whoever’s home to do it.Who does the groceries? Either of them. Probably together quite often but he’ll do it when she’s at work so it’s one less thing she has to find time for. He’s a good husband.Who takes the longest to shower? They can just shower together it’s cool.Who spends the most time in the bathroom? Probably Melissa by default. Chris takes care of himself and keeps up with personal grooming but it doesn’t take long for him.

MISC:

Is money a problem? Nope.How many cars do they own? Well he owns a fleet tbh but they actively use two.Do they own their home or do they rent? Chris would want them to own a home so that’d be an inevitability in time.Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? …Countryside??Do they live in the city or in the country? Beacon Hills is a town right? They live in Beacon Hills.Do they enjoy their surroundings? Chris hates Beacon Hills but it’s a nice enough town I guess.What’s their song? Not sure. He’s not really the type to have ‘a song’ with someone.What do they do when they’re away from each other? Probably just keep in touch via text/calls and get on with their own shit. Neither of them are overly clingy, as much as they love each other. They’re capable of functioning on their own too.Where did they first meet? In canon, outside the school, although it was implied they kinda knew each other (until season 3 when canon changed its mind).How did they first meet? When Scott and Allison skipped school and they started arguing outside parent-teacher night when Chris accused Scott of kidnap. Sorry Melissa.Who spends the most money when out shopping? Chris doesn’t really have any notion of ‘budgets’ tbh cause he’s never had to worry so he’ll just buy whatever they want.Who’s more likely to flash their assets? Well they’d only ‘flash their assets’ for each other.Who finds it amusing when the other trips over? Lbr it’d be Chris tripping over and Melissa would be doubled over laughing at him for being an idiot. And he’d probably never hear the end of it. If Melissa trips over he just finds it endearing but he won’t mock.Any mental issues? Chris for sure but it’s hard to categorise. He just needs a lot of support and patience when it comes to stuff like emotions and being open and not just compartmentalising. He’s been through a lot and lived through abuse and manipulation and conditioning so she’ll just need to be kinda gentle with him for a while. He also has some other underlying issues but I’m not going into a whole analysis rn.Who’s terrified of bugs? Idk they fight werewolves so it’d be weird if either of them are scared of a little bug.Who kills the spiders around the house? I feel like they’d just catch the and put them outside.Their favourite place? Anywhere they’re together but I think the woods are special to them cause it’s kinda where they fell in love. :’)Who pays the bills? 50/50 split as often as possible tbh.Do they have any fears for their future? There’s always the fear of not surviving a battle but they just stick together and keep moving forward.Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? I think they’d both be just as likely to do it, but he’d probably have more opportunities with her being at work and him mostly working his own hours/from home.Who uses up all of the hot water? They’ll use it together so it doesn’t matter.Who’s the tallest? Chris.Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? If they’re not already showering together, it could be either. They might not have sex but it’s just nice time to hold each other and enjoy the intimacy. Also applies to baths.Who wanders around in their underwear? Chris mostly goes commando but he has a habit of just pulling his jeans on and walking around in just his jeans. Melissa would probably walk around in underwear/his shirts if the kids aren’t home.Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? Chris gets pretty into singing in the car with Allison so it could be either. He’d get into it with Melissa too once he’s more comfortable with her and stops being awkward.What do they tease each other about? She’ll tease him about everything probably cause he’s weird and a total nerd. I’m not sure what he’d tease her about.Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? They both have pretty good fashion sense so neither.Do they have mutual friends? Noah Stilinski and Natalie Martin for sure. Also Parrish. Maybe Derek. I think they’d get along well with Henry Tate if he didn’t disappear in canon. Also maybe the Yukimuras but I think after the Oni thing, Chris is a little cold with them – polite and pleasant but not friends. Melissa definitely has more friends than him.Who crushed first? Chris has been curious about her/enticed by her for a long time but she probably decided he was hot when they first met. Just also a total dick. :’)Any alcohol or substance related problems? Nah not really. Chris will have a habit of knocking back drinks without counting and figuring out that he’s drunk when he tries to stand up, but he doesn’t have any sort of addiction.Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? Chris probably but Melissa is more likely to go out cause she has friends and he just has Noah and Parrish.Who swears the most? Chris doesn’t really swear so Melissa.

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