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i LOVE when my players just rp between each other because it’s nice to see them have fun and engage on that level (i am horfing down snacks at light speed the whole time)

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So, let’s go over everything Wizards of the Coast is trying to do this coming year.

>Erasing everything that made DnD fun

>Sanitizing everything to appease a minority of leftist puritans

>Making anyone who wants to play DnD pay microtransactions

>Making anyone who makes anything based off of DnD pay royalties to Wizards of the Coast

I hope the company fucking crashes and burns, Hasbro failed to claim TSR as their own now we just need it all to crash and burn so TSR can make a big comeback.

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13th Age Abomination

So the Abomination in 13th age is very fun, it's like the melee version of a spell caster (based on how many cards I print for combat) but as it's a fan-made 3rd party class it's not completely balanced.

The biggest example is the champion-tier talents which are broken as hell. If you're running a game with an abomination or playing one, an idea to bring up to your GM is instead to take a nerfed version of the epic-tier talent Bloodied Rampage

Champion-tier Bloodied Rampage:

While staggered, you can make a melee attack as a quick action once per battle.

Champion feat: if the attack masses, deal half damage. Epic feat: If you attack an enemy you have previously hit in the same turn, you gain a +2 bonus to the attack.

This is basically just another potential hit, which is extremely comparable to the official class Barbarian's champion-tier talent Violence (where you add a +1d4 to the attack roll once per battle, decided after finding out if you hit or miss).

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pets at the DM’s house

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The game you’re looking for is Toon! It’s great fun, although one of the harder ones to DM imo

i wanna play a tabletop RPG where my six stats are

gumption

chutzpah

moxie

childlike wonder

the cut of my jib

and a certain je ne sais quoi

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also seriously if a character isn’t white, i promise your only descriptive options aren’t food words and varying degrees of tan. it’s okay to say brown. pale brown! light brown! golden brown! medium brown! dark brown! deep brown! so many kinds of brown!

BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN

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We need to start objectifying wizards. We can't slap them on the ass though they only have 4 hit points they may perish

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well i'm no wizard but i can hit you with a "beam" of wood that immediately takes the effect of "give you a concussion"

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Totally forgot to mention, but for Christmas I was given UwU dice and I am so conflicted about it

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all of your dnd characters are now adventuring together as a single group. what’s that party lookin like and how fucked are they

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my character in one of my campaigns: 0% the driving plot, goes with what the group wants, acts as a support to everyone and mostly rolls to assist rather than to do

my character in the other campaign: has successfully convinced 4/5 of the party to swear loyalty to her and help her sit on the Throne of Darkness to become the new Mad King

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there is actually a correct way to play dnd

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Other player: did you just quote Shakespeare to your married half orc teacher Me: MAYBE.

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Hot take: not only is the internet's oversexualisation of the Bard not funny, it actively detracts from the experience of playing as one