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We have always existed, and we always will.

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Hey girl. Your airport outfit doesn’t show your spirit. I can tell you put too much thought into it possibly even drew inspiration from TikTok and Pinterest. Your heart was not built for this. Your soul is weighted down and tainted.

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I’m so√﹀\_︿╱﹀╲/╲︿_/︺╲▁︹_/﹀\_︿╱▔︺\/\︹▁╱﹀▔╲︿_/︺▔╲▁︹_/﹀▔\⁄﹀\╱﹀▔︺\︹▁︿╱\╱﹀▔╲︿_/︺▔\︿╱\︿︹_/▔﹀\_︿╱▔︺\︹╱﹀▔╲︿_/︺▔\╱﹀╲▁︹_/﹀\_︿╱▔︺\︹▁︿⁄╲︿╱﹀╲

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"this book was confusing"

have you considered thinking harder, or rereading it with a corkboard, string and a wall of annotated maps?

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Something I found hilarious the other day was seeing one of those “I bought this before Elon Musk went insane” bumper stickers, except it wasn’t on a Tesla. It was on the most beat up 20+ year old Toyota Corolla I’ve ever seen that was missing three hubcaps and had no less than seven different dents in the rear bumper. yeah I do not doubt that you bought that one before musk went insane

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του Bill Watterson

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parenting, Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson

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I've been relistening to the adventure zone recently so here's a Lup doodle for trans day of visibility :D

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words cannot describe how much i love showering. my wet contemplative box

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Today’s Davenport is gonna go search for sunken treasure, okay??

[image description: A three paneled comic, featuring Davenport, a mustached  and goatee’d gnome in a pirate’s coat saying a John Mulaney quote. In the first panel, the text reads, “…I am very small”. Davenport stands between Taako and Magnus, an elf and a human. There are lines showing a clear couple of heads between their heights.  In the second, the text reads, “… and I have no money.” Davenport pulls out his pockets, looking shocked at a moth flying out of one. In the last, the text reads, “So you can imagine the STRESS I’m under.” The panel tilts and dav is drawn very blocky and looks under duress as he grips the frame and presses at his forehead. ]

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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

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if we were cells in a spreadsheet would you merge with me

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