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Dear Terezi,

As we are not insanely close, I hope that I managed to pick something that you will like. I left this in your locker, and hope that you can forgive me for picking the lock. I swear that I was doing it with the best intentions, and that I left everything as I found it.  http://www.ebay.com/itm/Cute-12-How-to-Train-Your-Dragon-Plush-Toothless-Night-Fury-Soft-Toy-Doll-/331401359196?pt=TV_Movie_Character_Toys_US&hash=item4d290f6f5c Here is your gift - I hope that you like it. 

Happy Holidays.

[it appears someone has picked her lock which is no easy feat, considering that a blind girl cannot see numbers it is modified as a pushbutton padlock system to which only she knows the code. Heck, she can’t even read the damn note left there because y’know. she’s BL1ND]

1T 4PP34RS W3 H4V3 H4D A BR34K 1N

4ND WH1L3 TH3 CULPR1T S33MS TO H4V3 L3FT 4 SOFT PLUSH4BL3 F1GUR3 1 C4N ONLY 4SSUM3 1S 4 DR4GON 4S TH31R C4LL1NG C4RD

(wh1ch unt1l furth3r not1c3 1s now prop3rty of 4 on3 t3r3z1 pyrop3 to b3 h3ld 4s both 3v1d3nc3 and w1tn3ss to th1s br34k1ng 4nd 3nt3r1ng)

1 W1LL NOT R3ST UNT1L TH3 CR1M1N4L 1S FOUND!!

TH1S C4S3 1S UND3R INV3ST1G4TION 4S OF R1GHT NOW

4ND 1 W1LL F1ND YOU

M4RK MY WORDS 

1 W1LL H4V3 JUST1C3!

H4H4H4H4H4!!!!!

>:]

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OF COURS3 1 DO

HOW THOUGHTFUL

do you want like

a paper towel or something or are you just cool with the saliva

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OH D4V3 MY KN1GHT 1N SH1N1NG R3D 4RMOR

YOU R34LLY

SHOULDNT H4V3

GROSS!!!

H4H4H4H4

its kind of slimy but if that doesnt bother you here

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>:[

C4N’T YOU JUST Y3LL F3TCH OR SOM3TH1NG

AND H4V3 TH3M R3TURN L1K3 OB3D13NT CR34TUR3S

1 H4D THOUGHT YOU TR41N3D TH3M NOT TO B3 CH4OT1C

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C4N'T YOU JUST Y3LL F3TCH OR SOM3TH1NG

AND H4V3 TH3M R3TURN L1K3 OB3D13NT CR34TUR3S

1 H4D THOUGHT YOU TR41N3D TH3M NOT TO B3 CH4OT1C

WH4-

H3Y!!!

H4RL3Y ON3 OF YOUR HOUNDS H4S ROBB3D M3 OF MY C4N3

1T 1S NOT 4 TOY!

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WH4-

H3Y!!!

H4RL3Y ON3 OF YOUR HOUNDS H4S ROBB3D M3 OF MY C4N3

1T 1S NOT 4 TOY!

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8lues replied to your post:OH GOD  NO 4MOUNT OF W3T DOG SM3LL 4ND DOG...

Oh haha! My 8ad. I guess I forgot!

BL4444RRR

>:[

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OH GOD 

NO 4MOUNT OF W3T DOG SM3LL 4ND DOG SLOBB3R C4N H1D3 TH3 D3F1N1NG SM3LL TH4T 1S G4MZ33

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JOHN 3GB3RT 1 WOULD N3V3R V1OL4T3 TH3 L4W W1TH BR34K1NG 4ND 3NT3R1NG

WHO DO YOU T4K3 M3 FOR!! >:[

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i hope my first child is a dragon

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me at the zoo: where are the dragons

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reblog if ur thinking about dragons 

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everyone else also has a pet dragon shaped hole in their hearts

my friend, trying to comfort me (via toofrenchtofunction)

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The Ultimate Truth

There is no such thing as “too many dragons.” There is only “not enough dragons” and “still not enough dragons.”

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and an especially big Fuck You to evolution for not making me a dragon

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it was called the Roaring 20s because of the massive spike in dragon births during that time period

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DRAGONS!!!!!!!

like or reblog if you thought that was relatable.