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Day: 2 of infection.

Got another illness, this time likely from my mom. Current symptoms are severe headache, cough, and fever.

Signing off, Hyper tesseract

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Day: 8 of infection

Current symptoms are nausea, headache, stomach ache, loss of appetite, cough, congestion, dizziness, chest pain, fever, and I'm starting to lose my sense of smell. I'm also losing my mind. I got my older sister sick with this. Might go to school tomorrow because this is the fifth day I've been absent.

Signing off,

Hyper tesseract

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Day: 6 of infection

Today my mom said I wasn't feverish... I was just out WALKING IN THE COLD, SWEATING. Now I'm pissed and drenched in sweat. Don't ask why I was walking In the cold for an hour... Between ~7:25PM-~8:26PM

Signing off,

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I don't know any of those but a .gov sounds like it will make the FBI remove me from a watchlist.

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Day: 6 of infection.

I went to urgent care on day 4. I have a URI (upper respiratory infection). I'm still not dead! Current symptoms are headaches, runny nose, chest pain, cough, fever, and maybe more?

Signing off,

Hyper tesseract

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Day: 3 of infection

The illness has made my body produce liquid in my throat and lungs. It hurts to cough. It's most likely scarring my lungs. The runny nose hasn't been as bad as day 1. Whatever this is, it's getting worse. Might be COVID/SARS. I'll hopefully go to the doctor tomorrow.

Signing off,

Hyper tesseract

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Pen of Longinus-ed chicken toy

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I need it unredacted, I'm an 0-7!

ITEM FILE #8812

ITEM: "Charon Ferryphone"

ITEM HISTORY: First spotted in 1982, confiscation starting in 1983. Applied Mythology Department provided independent verification devices were designed by psychopomp entity "Charon", constructed and distributed throughout United States by esoteric technology corporation EtherNex Communciations. EtherNex sanctioned and dissolved 1985 following government litigation.

Device is activated by the use of two (2) US Quarters inserted into the coin slot. The user must then enter the name of deceased person on the number pad. Connection with deceased individual will then be attempted. Connection establishment rate was 52%, significantly higher than other occult communication tools available at the time.

When successful, deceased person is always the one intended by the user, even in the likely case of multiple individuals bearing the same name. Connection still follows standard necrocommunications rules: E.G. some individuals cannot be contacted by any means. Entering the name of a non-deceased person results in immediate █████████ ████ ███ █████ ████.

37 devices destroyed, 2 devices in Office Custody, Necrocommunications Department.

EtherNex records indicate 40 devices produced. The location of the final device is unknown.

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He angy

I present you with this cliff swallow, who was very clear that they would not be signing any petitions.

UNWELCOME!!!