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BULLIED THE BESTIE INTO BINGING ALL OF HELLUVA BOSS WITH ME *NOT CLICKBAIT* *GONE WRONG* 

it was my birthday recently !! Friend Of The Show @casperthearoaceghost n I have this goofy semi-tradition where they watch silly shit that I’m into with me around my bday and lo and behold, Apology Tour came out recently enough that the helluva brainrot was still alive and kicking when it came time to brainstorm this years ~festivities~. We’d also been talking about wanting to do a summerween-inspired hangout 4 a while n since apology tour took place on Halloween, well, it just made sense. AND THUS just a few short hours ago, casper n I watched ALL OF HELLUVA BOSS (murder family to apology tour, skipping shorts, music videos, the pilot n anything not considered a full canonical episode bc this binge was already pushing 6 hrs long and that’s just. So much.) AT ONCE. Below I have their RAW UNFILTERED thoughts on each episode individually. These r all 100% true direct quotes and if they say I’m lying then THEYRE the liar and they should receive jail time for those actions. 

Murder Family: “6/10. I love Loony Toons. Cartoon antics are fun but Blitzø gets on my nerves. Millie and Moxxie r rly cute!! Thought teacher lady was a main character and was disappointed :(“ 

Loo Loo Land: “8/10. Solid!” 

Spring Broken: “6/10. Felt like watching porn.” 

C.H.E.R.U.B: “No comment. Annoying.”

Harvest Moon: “8/10. Stella ordering a hit on her husband as he’s not even a foot away from her is hilarious, I love Hiram and Hermione Lodge <3 <3” 

Truth Seekers: “9.1/10. I won’t rate it a 10 on principle (bc thats reserved for The Owl House) but I highly fuck with this one actually.” 

Ozzie’s: “Anywhere between a 3 and a 4.5. Hate hate HATE that this eps about Blitzø stalking Millie n Moxxie, makes me uncomfy. Stolas is SO much better than Blitzø idk why he’s still fucking around with him, he’s probably gonna get an std. Praying for Stolas.” 

Queen Bee:  “8/10. KESHA MY WIFE COME HOME THE KIDS MISS U. Cotton Candy is probably the first song I’ve heard so far in this show that I’d be interested in listening to outside of it. Queen Bee my queen.”

The Circus: “No rating. Don’t care. I already forgot what happened in it.” 

Seeing Stars: “7/10. Via n Loona r sisters n I luv them <3 Stolas n Blitzø loving their daughters is rly nice actually and genuinely made me feel things” 

Exes and Ohs: Ok so real talk we didn’t watch this one. We got to the bit where Chaz showed up and I just. Couldn’t. Exes and Ohs has always been my least favorite episode in the series n I couldn’t subject either myself or my friend to actually watching the whole thing in its entirety lolololol. I just explained the important bits n we moved on. 

Western Energy: “4.5/10. Feels like it should be important bc Stolas almost dies but like,,,,, also feels like a filler episode.”

Unhappy Campers: “3.5/10. I love Millie and Moxxie. I wish the show loved them back </3” 

Oops: “7.5. Solid! I like Ozzie n fizz they’re silly <3!”

Mammon’s Magnificent Musical Mid-season Special (ft Fizzarolli): “9/10. I think I would like this show more if it were just about Fizz and Ozzie. Or anyone who isn’t Blitzø”

Full Moon: “7/10. The actual breakup scene was pretty good, but I still don’t rly care about Blitzø or his relationships so mixed bag.” 

Apology Tour: “9/10. Ok that was good. I’m very sleepy.” (It was around 1am at this point lol) 

so yeah that’s everything! We generally agree on episode ratings (except 4 Ozzie’s I fw that ep heavy I fear </3) so if u wanna fight u’ll have to go thru me. like comment suscribe etc etc BYE BYEEEEEEEEE

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Yknow how ppl will b like “oh this guy has such big Bi Wife Energy like my man has such Supportive Husband Of A Bisexual Woman Drip” I think we should make a similar term for moms of nonbinary children. “Big Enby Kid Mom Energy, her Supportive Mother Of A GNC Child Aura has captivated me body and soul” shit like that. Cause u can clock the vibe immediately. Quirky in a Mary Poppins/Ms. Frizzle kinda way. She asks for ppl’s pronouns when she meets them n is like “My kid taught me that!!” “My kid this” “My kid that” always talking about what their kid has been up to. Goes to pride with their kid and awkwardly pretends not to notice the more explicitly sexual stuff. LOVES musicals and/or drag race. Just. Such a fun vibe I feel like we should appreciate more

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no bc genuinely what r they wearing here. do they have thigh high boots on OVER jeans ????? with the long flared coat and the goofy goggles right right right yes the obvious next step in that outfit progression. GOD I’m obsessed with hakase. I’m just imagining them getting dressed in the morning, putting on each of these individual crazy items of clothing, looking in the mirror and saying “ah yes! when (when) the zombie apocalypse occurs, those beasts will not catch me in my Battle Ready Wear!!!”

Hakase Next!!!soundofthefuture you will always be famous to me. Your fuckass hair. Your criminal manspreading. Your complete willingness to insult people you’ve just met. Your autism/adhd allyship. Your “???” gender. Your name literally just being “doctor”. Your creepy swag has completely undone me you would definitely cut me open and poke my organs for fun but at least you’d be funny about it #godbless

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still rereading nsotf and I’m obsessed with this panel. roll said “ur wannabe wifeguy looking ass I know what u r”

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Hakase Next!!!soundofthefuture you will always be famous to me. Your fuckass hair. Your criminal manspreading. Your complete willingness to insult people you’ve just met. Your autism/adhd allyship. Your “???” gender. Your name literally just being “doctor”. Your creepy swag has completely undone me you would definitely cut me open and poke my organs for fun but at least you’d be funny about it #godbless

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rereading next!!! sound of the future and my evil polyshipper/love triangle obsessed self is absolutely WRITHING with Gumiya/Shine and Shine/Tech feels. “If you do become an idol, I’ll be your first fan!”??????? “I was just thinking about you.”??????????????? are you KIDDING me????????

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I made a dumb kruselle/krusielle-centric deltarune sideblog @evil-yuri-lacquer-triangle so. Wahoo.

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noelle holiday kpop girl group stan send tweet

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kazeki remake where it rly leans into the gothic horror of it all. the academy is a haunted house, plagued by spectres of racism and classism and abuse. there are shadows around every corner, looming images of the lecherous men that haunt gilbert and the vicious poet who started it all. spectres of the gilbert's childhood that ended too early, his adulthood that was a moment too late, and the actual gilbert, a teenager whose so thin and bitten that serge wonders if he's already dead. sometimes gilbert wonders the same thing. serge thinks there's something evil in this place, but he realizes that no, there's something evil in these people. it leaks from the church that calls him sinful because of his race, its taught in the classroom that shows the boys exactly how to take advantage of gilbert, it lives in the walls that ignore the violence going on inside them. serge thinks maybe it lives in him too, now. gilbert was a ghost long before he died. neither of them stood a chance. but at least they got to play the odds together.

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The red one is probably at least a year old, but I still like it!!

The other two are BRAND new! The yellow one is my fav, but both of the new ones are based off Kiy Jax/Delta greens King in Yellow in general

made while hanging with the awesome - @t-w-i-l-l-e-r !!

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With Let Papyrus Say Fuck Day and Father’s Day being so close this year, the government actually decided it would be more cost efficient to meld them into one holiday: Let Papyrus Fuck Your Father Day.

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one of my favorite undertale fanon things is dadster with a GENUINELY FUCKED UP HORRIFYING CREEPY GASTER DESIGN that is actually just like. A pretty cool guy, y’know? Like, he’s rly loving and supportive and a good dad but he just. Looks like that. He’s not bad he’s just drawn that way </3 </3

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Happy pride to the ally who’s been there for us since day one 💕🏳️‍🌈💅

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*at the “Reanimated Corpse Support Group”*

luz: so did u get murdered by a tyrannical Puritan hellbent on ruling over and destroying an entire island of people and then blessed with life by a wise, paternal deity in pajama pants :3???

frankenstein’s monster:

frankenstein’s monster: smth like that.

hunter theowlhouse the gothic prince that you are

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also: post-canon luz noceda the gothic princess that you are !!!!

hunter theowlhouse the gothic prince that you are

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*at the “Living Experiments Of A Mad Scientist Who Happens To Also Be A Terrible Dad Support Group”*

frankenstein’s monster: so did ur Mad Scientist/Terrible Dad make u out of a bunch of reanimated corpses or what?

hunter theowlhouse:

hunter theowlhouse: smth like that.

hunter theowlhouse the gothic prince that you are

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hunter theowlhouse the gothic prince that you are