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really crazy how much one (1) friend hang out can do for your mental health. do people know about this?
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Day 50– Gerudo Desert
Promises are kept, food is made, and monsters resettle in their ecological niches. And so the arc comes to a close, with our heroes riding away into the dusty afternoon.
(End of the Lightning Arc)
(This totk au is called Familiar Familiar! It all starts when Zelda doesn’t get sent back in time and the butterfly effect devolved from there.)
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I'm convinced mama dragons carry their babies around in their mouth for protection, like how crocodiles do...
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*to interviewer* Yeah life got pretty easy right around the time this Angel started following me around who gives me a huge gold medal every time I make a good decision. It's hones--oh hey man what's up? Wow, another one? For not putting that rock in my mouth earlier? Ahahaha how did you even know how much I wanted to do that??? Dude thank you you are seriously the best 🥰
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i'm losing my mind I cannot witness this alone. LOOK at dr phil's monstrosity of a mansion









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How do they choose which sand to be the glass and which sand to be the sand in an hourglass... Imagine you and your best friend were two grains of sand and you had to be in the hourglass and your bestie had to be the glass. Ur together but youve never been more apart. A Sick and twisted practice hourglassery is...
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*walks out of the homoerotic friendship covered in blood and wounds* you should see the other guy
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Dragon Age: Bi Panic
Call Jordan the 'Inquisitwhore' the way he's down bad for everyone.
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