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To eat is to live.

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TIL that in 1903 the New York Times predicted that building a flying machine would be possible in 1-10 Million years.

via ift.tt

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“wtf is wrong with you”

you mean like today or like in general?

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SOY YO

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I love you people who show kindness because "it's what you're supposed to do". I love you people who show kindess because they like being thanked. I love you people who show kindness because it makes them feel good. I love you people who show kindness because they were shown kindness first. I love you people who show kindness for "selfish" reasons. I love you people who show kindness for the "wrong" reasons. I love you people who show kindness in a body that rejects the very notion. Your kindness is not any lesser because of its motivations. The good you added to the world is just as valuable as someone doing it for the "right" reasons. Your effort is seen. Your effort is valued.

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Can we please normalize some people not having empathy, or having low empathy.

Sorry that the low to no empathy neurodivergent person doesn't understand why they should apologize for your dog dying. Sorry that they don't see how it's their fault. Maybe you should've asked to vent too, because I know your ass didn't.

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good morning to these people and these people only: autistic people who constantly put their foot in their mouth, bitches with NPD, undiagnosed freaks who bamboozle the DSM, bipolar or mood disorder girlies and non-girlies in a manic rage, low- or no-empathy weirdos, and psychos (reclaimed). please survive.

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Do you think Zim ever tries to learn memes and slang because it’s what all the Cool Kids are into and he wants to fit in because he’s totally normal?

Zim goes up to Dib and is like, “Hey fam what’s good?”

“Excuse me, what?”

“Is everything hashtag lit today? L-m-a-o!”

“Zim you’re being even weirder than usual.”

“This is how the youth talks, right? I’m hip and…” Zim reads something off his hand, “Wake.”

“I’m leaving.”

Dib gets woken up in the middle of the night because Zim texted him (of course Zim has a smartphone, all the kids these days have smartphones!), and Dib opens the text and it’s just a picture of an imploding star and Zim saying, “relatable af 😂👌😂👌☀️💥”

Dib decides to snoop around in Zim’s locker and finds his Rare Pepe stash

Zim offers to let him keep one of them if he you know gets out of the way and let him conquer Earth, WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S NOT VALUABLE THE WEBNET SAID IT’S THE RAREST OF ALL PEPES

Dib gets a text of a binary star system and Zim saying, “This could be us but you playin smh”

Overall Zim’s taste in memes is decent but he fucks them up a lot but people grow to like how absurd they are anyway so he fares well enough when it comes to references, he just gets really outdated at times. He rickrolls the entire school at least once

meanwhile Dib’s memes about cryptids continue to go unnoticed despite being perfectly reasonable and funny in today’s meme economy. Sorry Dib.

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0.o style change????? GIGGLE idk why Zim came out buff HELP merry krismas everybody, it sure has been a year

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iz fandom content: when zim is faced with answering for his war crimes, he rebels instead and becomes a revolutionary working against the evil empire which spawned him

iz episodes: these two guys turn into bologna

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please read this if you don’t support the fucking genocide

there are palestinian kids who should be in school, getting ready for a new semester. they should be procrastinating their homework, texting their friends. they should get to go home when they feel unsafe or upset.

instead, the school year was suspended on november 6th. over 200 schools have been bombed. more than 7,870 children have been killed. kids do not have a safe place. anywhere. their homes are being destroyed and their schools are being destroyed and the places they used to hang out at and eat at and shop at and pray at and mourn at and live at are actively being destroyed

people of palestine, of all ages, should be living their lives. they should be having normal experiences. they should be going to the movies or redecorating their rooms or celebrating birthdays or scrolling their phones for no reason. but they’re not. they’re not allowed to have the comfort of mindless human joy without constant threat and fear and bloodshed, and it is the fault of israel, the united states, and other fucked corrupt governments.

there have been close to 20,000 palestinian deaths, almost 2.2 million people displaced, and an estimated half of those people face starvation.

we need to fucking do something. the fact that the US still refuses to support a ceasefire is disgusting and evil. the claim that all anti-israeli statements are based in antisemitism is hurting both the people of palestine and jewish people worldwide.

here’s some things you can do:

-donate if you can or ask someone you know to donate

-sign a petition to demand a ceasefire

-fill out a form to email your representative. then do it again. then do it again. then do it again.

-boycott and avoid all companies on this list that you can (especially now that the holidays are rolling around: buy from independent stores, non-big name brands)

-spam text your friends and family with this post and these links

-reblog to spread awareness, interact with other posts that give instructions for direct action, follow palestinian voices

-instead of feeling guilt or denying yourself personal happiness, do all you can to make a difference. it doesn’t matter if you don’t have money to donate or if you’re a minor. you can always contact representatives or sign petitions

DO NOT LET THE GENOCIDE CONTINUE.

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i have this silly headcanon where zim is 120 years old

50 years ago Tak couldnt do the final invader test or whatever, and they said that she could repeat it in 70 years, right?? But, why 70???

probably correct answer: irken are stupid and make up random numbers just to be annoying bc they think its like, totally her problem

MY answer: She spent 70 years preparing for that test, and they consider is fair for her to have to wait OTHER 70 years

now, why is the related to zim? he was there in Devastia when she got trapped and couldnt became invader, and in The Trial is shown he became an invader there; they were supposed to do the test together

70+50=120

and i think is perfect because dib is 12 but zim is just the same as mature as him, and in the wiki it says jhonen v said (something i couldnt find anywhere else but i'll use it anyways) that zim is a young adult for irk standards, like a 20 year old

hes 120 and 12 and 20 and and and and and and idk i just like it

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just remembered I can draw whatever I want and that includes characters not acting canonically at all and doing drugs

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Imagine Zim saying "Im not in danger, I Am the danger"

I mean it does suit him

[yes i wrote Jesse's name wrong so what]

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Mental breakdown…

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QUICK DIB NEEDS MORE HUGS

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need