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//sorry i dont have a lot of time now with high school and mental shit and...just, all that. <3 stay safe you guys im probably gonna ignore tumblr for a bit

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Gotta love how Loki's friend group is essentially:

His parole officer who is now his partner (in several ways).

The cop who arrested him.

Some guy from accounting who he once threatened to gut.

The one-man IT department.

An absolutely feral alternate-timeline version of himself.

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what

This may be weird, but would you like to meet your son? He is technically you and Sylvie’s kid.

...Um... sure?

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//eating key lime pie yogurt 😔

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im not reading all that

Ladies and gentlemen, distinguished citizens of this great nation,

Today, I stand before you as Loki Laufeyson, the God of Mischief, and your current President. I come to you with a resolute conviction that the path we have embarked upon under my leadership is the true fabric of progress, liberty, and equality. While my opponent, Steve Rogers, may possess a noble spirit, I implore you to consider the alternative vision that I offer for our future.

Throughout history, change has been driven by those who dare to challenge the status quo. I have always embraced the unconventional, the unexpected, and the unorthodox. It is precisely these qualities that have elevated us beyond the constraints of mediocrity, propelling us into realms of innovation, growth, and prosperity. Together, we have forged a path of transformation, and it is imperative that we stay the course.

As President, I have vested our nation's interests at the forefront of my agenda. I recognize that true leadership lies in understanding the needs and aspirations of each and every citizen. I believe in a society where all voices are heard, where diversity is celebrated, and where the marginalized are granted the same rights and privileges as the privileged few. Under my administration, we have strived to build a society that upholds these values and fosters a sense of belonging for all.While my opponent may be a symbol of unwavering loyalty and patriotism, it is crucial to acknowledge that loyalty does not equate to progress. We must not shy away from challenging the traditional norms that may hinder our advancement. Change demands pushing boundaries, questioning antiquated beliefs, and embracing the possibilities that lie beyond the confines of conformity. As President, I have urged you to look beyond what is familiar, to embrace a future that is bolder, brighter, and more inclusive. In these turbulent times, we face countless global challenges – economic instability, environmental crises, and social divisions. It is not enough to simply maintain the status quo; we must rise above it. I offer an administration that confronts these challenges head-on, equipped with innovative solutions that inspire change and propel us toward a more harmonious future. As your leader, I have always sought to inspire unity and foster a sense of collective purpose. I understand that true strength lies in our diversity, and it is through collaboration and mutual respect that we can achieve greatness. Together, we can build a society that is fair, just, and progressive. Together, we can overcome the obstacles that stand in our way and forge a path towards a brighter tomorrow. Ladies and gentlemen, I humbly ask for your support, your trust, and your vote to continue leading this nation on a journey of transformation. Let us not succumb to the allure of nostalgia or be swayed by surface-level ideals of patriotism. Instead, let us embrace change, adapt, and evolve as a society. Together, we can create a future that is worthy of our dreams and aspirations. Thank you, and may our journey toward progress be guided by wisdom, compassion, and the audacity to imagine a better world.

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//yessssssss !!! also if you need any help with bots or setting up a server i manage like 20 so i know a lot of stuff ^^

Tagging: @thepresidentloki @goddessof-death @god-of-sillyness @loki-laufeychild @your-savior-ishere @demonofchaos @sallaufeydottir

(Pls tag anyone i forgot?)

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what would i be?

Saw this on Facebook... and it's so bad but I just had to share it I'm sorry lol

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and how tall are you?

You, me, Denny’s parking lot. Now.

I’d never step foot at a Denny’s

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HII! Im doing a mural of the Loki's so i was wondering what you wanted me to depict you wearing?

Thank you!

~Daniel Rushman [@daniel-r]

all of the lokis? so no mcdonalds worker outfit?

normal outfit then, if it's not too hard

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@sallaufeydottir

So you’re the one that ‘got away’ from the TVA?

yeah

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oh. sure.

btw loki and mobius got engaged

im aware.

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i think that's just a you thing, sparrow

So. You are the lady version on my adopted brother?

if you're 'adopted brother' is loki, then yes.

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So. You are the lady version on my adopted brother?

if your 'adopted brother' is loki, then yes.

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//randomy logged on to see 34 NOTIFICATIONS FROM THIS ONE BLOG???

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btw loki and mobius got engaged

im aware.

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hey so tumblr is being weird and not letting me log in on my phone so i cant really access tumblr unless im on my computer

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hi sylvie how you doing? :)

shitty, as usual.