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sorry what

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brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they're fictional. if i have to deal with one in real life i will curse him and pray for his downfall every night before i go to bed

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when i tell you i had an aneurysm

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This is so fucking stupid but funny at the same time.

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I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

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I find the fact that the closest mountain point on earth to the moon, the highest mountain and the tallest mountain are 3 different mountains to be a tiny bit disturbing

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This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.

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On Friendship.

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Here’s to 2023, a year of as many little courageous kindnesses as possible. ♥️

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nintendo: can't have alcohol in our child gambling games!!! solution???

vacation juice

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My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts

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god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

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A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON