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6th of July, 2023

Announcement from Commander Percival Moses, Base Commander for the Sydney Shatterdome.

In light of recent events... I felt it was time to once more to highlight how I appreciate each and every one of you.

This was never to be an easy task we were given and as the years have ticked away it was quite clear the cost we would have to pay. It is not an easy or a light cost fate asks of us. But I am proud of how each of you have... or had... risen up to accept that price.

It's been a hard week for us all. And it's been a grave reminder of that cost.

Certainly it's taken me a week to will myself to write this, but this is something I felt I must do.

Do not think for even a second that anyone on this base is not important, not vital to what we do.

Do not think that you must be alone in what you do or how you feel.

I hope the over the five years that I have been commander, that I have encouraged our Shatterdome to grow to be community and grow to be a family.

Feel what you feel, do not hide nor bury it.

Process it, reflect and mourn. But do not get lost.

Our time hasn't been called yet and we still have much to do. And as we rise to answer that call, know that I am proud to be your commander.

Your Base Dad,

Com. Perc Moses.

Commander of the Sydney Shatterdome.

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How's everything going? Bby Hansen still behaving?

Baby Hansen is as Baby Hansen does.

That is to say the kids still got a perpetual stick up his ass but he behaves when he needs to.

As to how everything is going, do you want the official or the unofficial answer? As the two of those are VERY different.

Regards,

Commander Percival Moses.

Commander of Sydney Shatterdome

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26th of March, 2019

Announcement from Commander Percival Moses, Base Commander for the Sydney Shatterdome.

RE: https://sydneyshatterdomeshenanigans.tumblr.com/post/646574768164847616/25th-of-march-2019-announcement-from-commander and https://sydneyshatterdomeshenanigans.tumblr.com/post/646576588486541312/26th-of-march-2019-announcement-from-commander

Firstly, of course it was Rory who started this whole idea. Who else would I expect. Kid you’re going to make my grey hairs go white.

BUT EVAN. For the love of my sanity, Evan what made you decide to join in. You’re supposed to be the rational one kid. Having a ‘very long, hard day’ doesn’t explain you think sipping wine while in a bubble and bath bomb filled heated pool isn’t going to give me a headache.

Joshua? Tyler? You’re next.

Com. Perc Moses.

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26th of March, 2019

Announcement from Commander Percival Moses, Base Commander for the Sydney Shatterdome.

RE: https://sydneyshatterdomeshenanigans.tumblr.com/post/646574768164847616/25th-of-march-2019-announcement-from-commander

It has come to my attention that the use of bath bombs in the heated pool has been answered thanks to Tik-Tok.

I have a list of a handful of names (surprise surprise they’re all rangers) that have apparently decided to make a series of reviews of bath bombs.

Please for the love of my sanity do not use the heated pool for this review. PLEASE.

Also please for the peace of the bloody land – DO NOT RAID DR WAITER’S BATH BOMBS.

Com. Perc Moses.

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25th of March, 2019

Announcement from Commander Percival Moses, Base Commander for the Sydney Shatterdome.

I’m… Okay I’m going to cut to the chase. Who used the heated pool – THAT IS SPECIFICALLY FOR RECOVERY POST DROPS – as a site to drop bath bombs?

Where did you even get the bath bombs???

Needless to say, the small heated pool is sadly out of order, as it’s been cleaned. How a bathbomb made that much bubbles is equally beyond me.

People, do me a favour? If you want bath bombs – and I cannot believe I am saying this – please buy yourselves a kiddie pool and do it the hard way.

Com. Perc Moses.

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14th of February, 2019

Announcement from Commander Percival Moses, Base Commander for the Sydney Shatterdome.

Once more it is that time of the year where the chocolates are everywhere and you all assault my eyes with pinks and reds.

I hope though that you all have been enjoying today

I see though we’ve upgraded from throwing petals to bouquets at 20 paces.. Please ensure these do not become obstructions and disappear tomorrow… we don’t need confused bees.

Fan mail has arrived… so please rangers collect your mail before LOCCENT Officer Denzil does something with them

Lastly… whoever it was that decided to trick me into a date with our bases Head Doctor, Dr. Nancy Waiter, I’m going to find you and you’re going to be doing clean-up duties for a week.

Com. Perc Moses.

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Rory here. Open for a date if you are, anon. 💙🌊✨🏄‍♂️

For the love of my sweet sanity Rory... the message board isn’t Tinder. Don’t encourage this kid.

I do NOT need a revisit of pings at 2am in the morning from the folks in the USA that apparently have nothing better to do than to thirst.

I’d like to have SOME FORM OF SLEEP.

Signed,

Com. Perc Moses.

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This is lies and slander, Charles, and I will get revenge. ...once I've taken my Russian exam. Then! I will get revenge! -Anna

Alrighty kids I’ll let this little tiff play out, but don’t do anything I can’t condone. That is to say, nothing that breaks the rules and leaves me with a mess to clean, I have enough of those already. Signed, Com. Perc Moses.

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Can we import some sort of bby Hansen behavioral tool?

Look if I knew how to do that I would have done that ages ago... for the unmentionable one.

Signed,

Comm. Perc Moses.

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Chuck, I am begging you, please do not get in trouble this valentine's day. I am not flying from Anchorage to save you this time -anna

At this point I’m wondering why I am even getting this message, but I second this statement.

I do NOT need a ‘Hansen Hassle Part 2: Baby Hansen on the Prowl’ Kid.

Signed,

Comm. Perc Moses.

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Perchance, is Ranger rory single? If so, sup

...

See these messages kid:

https://sydneyshatterdomeshenanigans.tumblr.com/post/633173053923344384/is-ranger-rory-single

https://sydneyshatterdomeshenanigans.tumblr.com/post/634832251488747520/rory-here-single-i-love-you-too-anon-and-i-like

Additional note: CAN WE STOP USING THE BASES MESSAGING SYSTEM LIKE IT’S TINDER PEOPLE.

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pls don't listen to her, mate. she knew what she was clicking on

RE: https://sydneyshatterdomeshenanigans.tumblr.com/post/633176403285868545/commander-moses-i-am-so-terribly-sorry-that-i Maybe she did, maybe she didn’t. You still shouldn’t be sending messages while she’s in class, kid.

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Are there any specific rules for valentine's day?

1. Don’t throw chocolate at each other. It’s summer. It will melt. Need I say more?

2. If you’re going to do cupid patrol again in pink PLEASE make it hi-vis pink.

3. Don’t ask me about my love life, just don’t.

4. Stop throwing petals on the ground.

5. Storage cupboards/rooms are not places to make out - I’m looking at you Ranger Hansen.

6. IF SOMEONE SAYS NO THEY SAY NO.

Other than that, have fun... use protection...? Just don’t do anything stupid.

Regards,

Com. Perc Moses.

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31st of December, 2020

Announcement from Commander Percival Moses, Base Commander for the Sydney Shatterdome.

As 2020 draws to a close there is a few things I wish to say

Firstly.

Good /baguette/ riddance. This year honestly could go get /lollipop/. With all the /margaritas/ this /billy bois/ hole of a year handed us.

(Sorry boss but it’s for the best. – Henare)

Secondly, as it may be clear I know this year has been a year to add to the ‘years that ducked me over’ but I’m proud of you all.

This has been the year were we lost people, good people, not just in death but in the stress and strain the cost it held on others. This has been a year where we have had to scrape things together and hope for the best.

And let’s be honest with ourselves, life was never normal; life is filled with challenges, toils and snares. But we take each day, each month and each year as it comes. And that is exactly what we did this year.

Despite our losses, despite the faltering hope and exhaustion we are still here. We still have each others’ backs. We look after each other and celebrate each small victory as it comes.

And I am proud of you all for that.

It was not easy. Not one bit. But you all did it and you did it to the best of your abilities you could round up at the time. And there is no fault to find in that. Now take a breath, eat, drink, let yourselves be merry. Take this found family of ours and savour the highs after so many lows.

So with that well done, celebrate, rest and then work hard but look after yourselves. We cannot be a well-oiled machine if any part of the engine that keeps it running wears out. We can’t catch anyone slipping if we ourselves are slipping.

Signed,

Com. Perc Moses.

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Rory here. Single. I love you too anon. And I like lobsters with lots of butter and garlic, so if you’re chill with it, I’ll take you diving on our first date. Cooking on the beach. Catch a few waves. Hella romantic promise. ✨💚🦞🌊🏄‍♂️

Rory.....

Firstly, beaches are off limits.

Secondly, my announcement board is NOT tinder - PLEASE refrain from treating it as such.

Also remember that little thing the PR department told you?

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15th of December, 2017

Announcement from Commander Percival Moses, Base Commander for the Sydney Shatterdome.

As you are all aware earlier this week was a charity event in which our newly arrived rangers of Kraken Roun attended. It was their first event, as an aim to promote them as well as the PPDC.

I would safely conclude that they succeeded, leaving quite the impression. According to Loccent Officer Denzil Twitter has been going wild over the… power suits? Certainly Ranger Anderson’s choice to opt out of the dress and go with a pure black suit certainly was a standout, equal to Ranger Henare’s choice of a pale pink suit.

Regardless of what the PR department may or may not say, I am proud with how the charity event went. Also would say the insistence of Ranger Anderson needing to wear heels was bloody stupid to an event where she could not take them off for a moment, so good on Ranger Henare to take those 20 minutes to swap shoes. Anyone who makes any inappropriate comments about that will be seeing themselves in my office with a task that will makes them regret all their life choices up to this point.

So with that well done, rest up and train hard tomorrow Rangers.

Signed,

Com. Perc Moses.

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is ranger rory going to be in the ppdc calendar?

....Do you mean the official calender... or that one Janae has been plotting behind my back...?

Regard,

Com. Perc Moses.