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fart

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arf arf! (happy holidays!)

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*FIZZES IN THE MOUTH* SOMMIE IN THE NEW FEH WINTER BANNER I KNOW IT'S DUO ALEAR BUT THIS IS THE CLOSEST WE'LL GET FOR A DEDICATED SOMMIE UNIT

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spooky meat festival!!

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hello witnesses. yes I am on this bootifly app. will be reposting old crayon crymes on there... as for the murdered bird app, will probably just post thumbnails on there that link to both bootifly and this bumblr... will still be posting here with new crymes when obstacles that prevent me from being a villain disappear... this is villain-san... tune in next time on dragon ball z

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surf's up, everywan!

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ramen chef mithrun

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stabmission for a friend's lalafell in sharlayan 😎 ありがとうございます!

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FROTHS IN THE MOUTH

FORDE FIRE EMBLEM IS FINALLY IN FE HOES

GRAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR

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or else,,,,,,,,

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there will be a two-day maintenance because dawntrail,, I need to crime or else the violent person in my headspace will make me eat a whole bag of veggie straws

I finished post-endwalker weeks ago so I have no excuse to delay the 696969 crimes I've been cooking but I also have executive dysfunction

I can only dish out a smol Sommie at the end of every month and it angers me!!!! I'm not being a good villain,, that is an oxymoron, but I have to crime or I will explode!!!

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HAPPY PRIDE, WITNESSES!!!

I'M GOING TO EXPLODE!!!

I finished post-endwalker weeks ago so I have no excuse to delay the 696969 crimes I've been cooking but I also have executive dysfunction

I can only dish out a smol Sommie at the end of every month and it angers me!!!! I'm not being a good villain,, that is an oxymoron, but I have to crime or I will explode!!!

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I finished post-endwalker weeks ago so I have no excuse to delay the 696969 crimes I've been cooking but I also have executive dysfunction

I can only dish out a smol Sommie at the end of every month and it angers me!!!! I'm not being a good villain,, that is an oxymoron, but I have to crime or I will explode!!!

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[gets a tumblr ask and reads it] wow! i should respond to that!! first i have to do something though [walks into the ocean never to be seen again]

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vroom vroom beep beep