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spooky meat festival!!

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hello witnesses. yes I am on this bootifly app. will be reposting old crayon crymes on there... as for the murdered bird app, will probably just post thumbnails on there that link to both bootifly and this bumblr... will still be posting here with new crymes when obstacles that prevent me from being a villain disappear... this is villain-san... tune in next time on dragon ball z

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surf's up, everywan!

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ramen chef mithrun

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stabmission for a friend's lalafell in sharlayan 😎 ありがとうございます!

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FROTHS IN THE MOUTH

FORDE FIRE EMBLEM IS FINALLY IN FE HOES

GRAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR

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or else,,,,,,,,

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there will be a two-day maintenance because dawntrail,, I need to crime or else the violent person in my headspace will make me eat a whole bag of veggie straws

I finished post-endwalker weeks ago so I have no excuse to delay the 696969 crimes I've been cooking but I also have executive dysfunction

I can only dish out a smol Sommie at the end of every month and it angers me!!!! I'm not being a good villain,, that is an oxymoron, but I have to crime or I will explode!!!

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HAPPY PRIDE, WITNESSES!!!

I'M GOING TO EXPLODE!!!

I finished post-endwalker weeks ago so I have no excuse to delay the 696969 crimes I've been cooking but I also have executive dysfunction

I can only dish out a smol Sommie at the end of every month and it angers me!!!! I'm not being a good villain,, that is an oxymoron, but I have to crime or I will explode!!!

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I finished post-endwalker weeks ago so I have no excuse to delay the 696969 crimes I've been cooking but I also have executive dysfunction

I can only dish out a smol Sommie at the end of every month and it angers me!!!! I'm not being a good villain,, that is an oxymoron, but I have to crime or I will explode!!!

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[gets a tumblr ask and reads it] wow! i should respond to that!! first i have to do something though [walks into the ocean never to be seen again]

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vroom vroom beep beep

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holy shit you're a veteran witness LMAO why are you still here

that was when I first tried it during the time it was still relatively new and every part of the ui was frickin ugly, but the start of this year I was bored af so I tried it again and now I'm in hell,, I literally started endwalker yesterday

HEART DISEASE. thank you but being real I wish to escape from my mortal shell so I can be a real villain and fight whatever deity exists

OAEJTOAOJETJOEAJOT STOOOOOOOOP IS MY TASTE IN FICTIONAL CHARACTERS THAT OBVIOUS

I do like Estinien but my "like" for him is not the same as Haurchefant's y'know,, I also want to give him an atomic wedgie while I just want to cook a nice meal for Haurchefant

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can't believe some of you called me a BUTTHOLE

hello I am unfortunately fart cryme blocked so if you see this,,, help me jumpstart ideas that I've had on the back burner,,, 助けて

cannot 100% promise anything because unfortunately still in ffxiv hell while also dealing with old hag health problems

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hello I am unfortunately fart cryme blocked so if you see this,,, help me jumpstart ideas that I've had on the back burner,,, 助けて

cannot 100% promise anything because unfortunately still in ffxiv hell while also dealing with old hag health problems