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why did the cake is a lie become the like most quoted portal thing when literally everything glados said was funnier 

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multiplayer video games bad for health, heart, and emotional wellbeing. cut them out of ur diet.

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Inside Out was a relatable movie because I also only have as many as 5 feelings

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last night I was just minding my business and this nasty ass bug landed on my arm and I kept trying to shake it off (Taylor Swift™ No copyright infringement intended. Property of TAS LLC Management 2014©) but it wouldn’t get off

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Have a chart I developed for visualizing the disposition of your character! This is partly inspired by a chart I saw of Aristotle’s Golden Mean, which is a system he had for developing good character, but of course, this is more about gauging a character’s traits than bringing them into any kind of balance.

For a printable PDF version of the chart please follow this link.

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based on this post by @incorrectpersonofinterestquotes

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This speaks to me

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Baby otter goes in the water for the first time. Turn on sound! From Pip the Otter.

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call out post for my girlfriend

Heard her say “I love you” into my chest and I said “I love you too,” then she said “I do love you babe but actually I was talking to your boobs”

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#why is she like this????  (⊙﹏⊙✿)

bonus:

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hey did you guys know you can objectively calculate how good at sex every single fallout character is thanks to fallout 2

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you know in games where you can choose to be evil or renegade? i s2g it’s impossible for me to be mean.

recent case in point: in dnd my level 2 fighter killed the owner of an orphanage who was sacrificing children and then proceeded to buy it and seek assistance from the local nun so they would have food and proper care.

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my kink is when an npc gives you a side quest but you already completed it without the prompt so you can immediately turn it in for a reward

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I can’t believe Miss Congeniality, a movie from 2001, tackles internalised sexism, women’s self-defence and rape (”did you report him? “no, that stuff happens all the time.” “no, no it doesn’t!”) and shows the story of a tough, independent woman learning that she can still be all of that, and so can other women, while still being beautiful and sexy