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When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.

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I need a little help here

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My therapist just told me my problem is that I need to write more fanfiction.

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The Most Beautiful Scene in the Manga

I cannot contain my feelings about this scene anymore

I CANNOT

I mean, just, *claws face*

*screams into the void*

Keep reading

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I think the key to a happy life as an adult woman is to channel your inner weird little girl and make her happy

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Piccolo i’m glad you let your dad down

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how to make smores

I was going through old home videos I made a few years ago when i was bored and alone. 

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“Depression turns you into a series of nouns, without the adjectives and without the verbs. You don’t remember where you misplaced your descriptions, your actions … You become: bed, shower, socks, coffee, keys, obligations.”— A Series of Nouns

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it's a classic scam. you buy cheap ingredients, renovate them using heat and other ingredients and flip em. by the time the cops catch up you've moved on to another dish

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woT…

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not even reeses and all of his pieces could stop me

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going thru phone pics and found this thing that was tacked up next to the toaster at my old job, if anyone needs some light toast eating reading material

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If you think a bacon toaster would be on the bottom of my list, boy howdy, would you be wrong!

This magnificent bastard rocketed to my top wish list!

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Halsin joining our camp to see that the guy who played with the tiefling kids is now a devil, some pasty elf is biting people in their sleep, a githyanki and goth girl are slapfighting, there's a tiefling on fire, and that wizard just ate a pair of gloves.

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