I am significantly insignificant. "Half-gay emo boy extraordinaire" is on my resume`. I write shitty songs. I like sex and music (sometimes at the same time) and running makes me sweat. Dammit.
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57 Facts That Prove The Oscars Are (And Have Always Been) So White
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I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me
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my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”
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A drawing of BB-8 snuggling my butt, by luiz coelho - it’s everything I ever wanted. (Also feat wildwolfleatherwork harness and a butt plug tail cuz why not)
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The snow monkeys in Japan’s Jigokudani Monkey Park have their own ‘hot tubs.’ They are used to humans watching them bathe in the natural hot springs, which allows them to be observed and photographed at close range.
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Fun New Year's Eve Joke:
Tell everyone you see today that you will see them in a year. They’ll laugh and assume that you mean you will see them tomorrow. Little do they know at midnight, you will leave society behind to live in the woods for 365 days. Seek solitude. Seek peace.
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“Our ecosystem was clearly designed by the Devil, but at least we don’t have more guns than people.”
America’s Gun Problem Is So Bad Even Australians Are Scared
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“Hey and some other new exciting news, uh, we have some new interns at Achievement Hunter to help out for the weekend.”
Welcome to Rooster Teeth. The only company that allows you to yell at its founders.
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