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he'd use his teeth as a cheese grater

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DJO tomorrow.. I wonder if I’m gonna get dirty looks for the shirt I’m gonna wear

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🧍🏻‍♀️hey yall

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It’s so funny when you think about Steve figuring out he’s bi and taking flirting with men like a fish to water.

Like Robin is lowkey stoked at first cuz she thinks she can finally call out Steve as a hypocrite cuz he’s always hounding on her being so awkward with girls—expecting him to fumble and be self conscious and scared like her. But nope.

She watches with a hanging jaw as Steve just goes up to a guy to flirt.

“Steve! What if he’s homophobic!? And picks a fight!?”

“Uh, I can fight.”

“But you CAN’T tho.”

And it turns into a day long argument on whether Steve can fight or not.

“Robin, I’ve fought literal monsters. And won.”

“Yeah, but none of them started swinging now did they Steve? I’ve watched you crumple on the first swing; you can’t take a punch!”

“Then, I’ll just avoid getting punched?” [does little dodging maneuvers like he’s ever boxed a day in his life]

Robin smacks him right in the face.

“Ow, Robin wtf?”

“I was proving a point. You ain’t dodging shit.”

Robin concludes Steve has no issue with flirting with men cuz he has very low risk assessment skills.

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Cover Me - Philia 09 - Wet & Messy

Written for @steddiesportsau's Week Two prompt: Sports Injury

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Steddie - Rated: E - 5.8K -CW: N/A Tags: Wet & Messy, Lube, Massage, Sports, Steve Harrington plays soccer, Getting Together, Roommates, Post-Canon, Post-Season/Series 04, Anal Fingering, Cum Play, Kissing

Summary

Wet and messy fetishism is a form of sexual fetishism consisting of participants getting messy with a variety of materials, such as food, chemicals, and water.

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Steve hurts a muscle in his back playing soccer, and Eddie offers him a massage, despite the years they've spent not touching each other at all.

Excerpt

“You want something?” Eddie asks. When Steve peeks up at him, he looks like the good version of an avenging angel, haloed by the light from the hall, and he sees the ice pak is wrapped in a soft hand towel. “Aspirin? Sledgehammer? Massage?”

Eddie wiggles his eyebrows at the last one, but Steve shoves his face into his pillow and groans. The idea of a massage sounds so fucking perfect he could cry. He knows the pattern of Eddie’s jokes by now—only one of those offers was for comedy, and he hopes to fucking God it was the sledgehammer when he lifts his head to look up and bravely whispers, “Massage?”

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Find the full nsfw here

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I just realized that many many people have jobs

Rb with your job, wtf do you people do while offline???

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Oh this is taking me out… Joseph is so delusional 🤣🤣 I love him

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While I do think that some of it is fanon bleeding in, Steve Harrington really does have a such a textually if inadvertently rich character whose arc could be wrapped up in a super tidy way if the actors or showrunners were in any way inclined. Can’t wait to watch Netflix fumble it in ways only Dean Winchester has ever truly seen before

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You sometimes just need a good stiff drink from Scoops Ahoy to decompress (and maybe time to gaze at a certain new hire)

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Eddie: sex isn't real

Steve: what?

Eddie: sex isn't real, haven't had it

Steve: that's not how that works

Eddie: how am I supposed to know maybe you're just lying like everybody else that claims to have had it

Steve: I can show you if it'd help

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USA people! Buy NOTHING Feb 28 2025. Not anything. 24 hours. No spending. Buy the day before or after but nothing. NOTHING. February 28 2025. Not gas. Not milk. Not something on a gaming app. Not a penny spent. (Only option in a crisis is local small mom and pop. Nothing. Else.) Promise me. Commit. 1 day. 1 day to scare the shit out of them that they don't get to follow the bullshit executive orders. They don't get to be cowards. If they do, it costs. It costs.

Then, if you can join me for Phase 2. March 7 2025 thtough March 14 2025? No Amazon. None. 1 week. No orders. Not a single item. Not one ebook. Nothing. 1 week. Just 1.

If you live outside the USA boycott US products on February 28 2025 and stand in solidarity with us and also join us for the week of no Amazon.

Are you with me?

Spread the word.

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so much drama constantly in my household, don't these folks know I just want to read fics about my favorite gay blorbos and disassociate??? smfh... anyway, I took my acrylics off yesterday so just using this as an excuse to enjoy my laptop and having an easy way to type while simultaneously asking.... how are my moots? y'all good?? drink some water and stay bad, y'all

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Seen on my walk home

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rising from the dead like

u still there steddie nation?

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Steddie are the type of couple to go viral on TikTok bc someone recorded them at a bar. They’re stupidly in love, holding onto each other, sitting in each other’s laps, kissing, holding hands, dancing, etc.

The person who posts them captions the video with: “I want a love like theirs omg”

Everyone is going crazy, the video gets 3 million likes overnight because everyone is either obsessed with them as a couple or want to have a threesome with them.

No one really knows who they are but then Gareth on the corroded coffin account comments “Eddie what are you doing here???”

Robin stitches the original video and it shows her deadpan face before she flips the camera and pans over to the two of them laying on the couch together— Eddie is hand feeding Steve grapes while Steve is knitting a blanket for their bed.