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Looking ahead

This is a quick runthrough of how I would set up the matches and what matches I want to see at Wrestlemania. ________________________________________________________________

Title Matches:

UK Title - Pete Dunne (C) Vs Tyler Bate Doesn't need any build. These two should be able to just have a great match. Winner - Pete Dunne

Raw Womens Title - Paige (C) Vs Asuka Paige beats Alexa Bliss at the royalrumble to become the champion. Asuka wins the first ever Womens Royalrumble match. And between the rumble and Wrestlemania Askua beats Mandy Rose and Sonya Deville with the stipulation that if they lose they are banned from ringside at Wrestlemania. I still think they should keep Asukas unbeaten streak going so the match ends with Paige tapping to the Asuka Lock. Winner - Asuka

Raw Tag Team Titles - The Shield (C) Vs The Bar Vs The Revival Vs The Good Brothers The Good Brothers doesn't really fit in this match as well as the others but I like them and personally I prefer fatal fourways over tripple threats when it concerns tagteam matches. The Shield winns the titles at the Royalrumble event and in the build between the rumble and mania The Revival returns and starts wrecking everyone again. Then somehow the Good Brothers scores an upset victory against the Shield in a none title match and gets added to the mania match. The Revival hitts Shatter Machine on either Gallows or Anderson to pick up the pinfall victory. Winners - The Revival

Cruserweight Title - Enzo Amore (C) Vs Hideo Itami After Hideo debuts you have him run through  the entire division except Enzo. Making Enzo the only one left and setting up the match for Mania. Hideo overcomes the interferance from the Zo-Train and hits Enzo with the GTS for the one, two, three. Winner - Hideo Itami

Intercontinental Title - Samoa Joe (C) Vs Finn Bálor Joe winns the title at the rumble. The night after Finn challange him for it but Joe turns him down and just walks out of the ring. Finn beats some dudes in a mini tournament to earn the shot at Wrestlemania. Finn enters as the demon king and has a massive entrance. They have a back and forth match that ends with Finn hitting the Coup de grâce. Winner - Finn Bálor

Universal Title - Brock Lesnar (C) Vs Roman Reigns Brock beats whom ever he's facing at the rumble and then on raw he's standing in the ring when Paul Heyman is cutting a promo on the fact that there is no one to challange Lesnar for the title at Wrestlemania. Out comes Roman and hitts Lesnar with a spear. As Brock is laying on the ground Reigns picks up the title. He looks at the title for a while before putting it on Brock and pointing at the Wrestlemania sign. Then he just leaves the ring. The week after that Heyman cuts a titantron promo saying that Brock is pissed and that he challanges Reigns to a match at Mania. They have a competetive match that ends with Roman slaying the beast and winning the Universal Championship. Winner - Roman Reigns

Smackdown Womens Title - (None) Horsewomen Vs Horsewomen During Charlottes match at the Royalrumble Shayna Baszlers music hitts and she comes walking down the ramp and stands on the ring apron. Whomever Charlotte is facing says fuck this and just leaves the ring. As Charlotte and Shayna is staring at eachother three hooded persons jumps out from the crowd and surrounds the ring. The one in the back takes of her hood and it's Ronda Rousey. The others take of theire hoods because at that point everyone already knows who it is. Just as they are about to enter the ring a remixed version of The Four Horsemens theme hitts and out comes Sasha, Bayley and Becky. The MMA Horsewomen jumps down from the apron and the WWE Horsewomen stand in the ring. Everyone is talking to eachother, throwing horsemen signs and pointing at the Wrestlemania sign. They have a competetive match but in the end the wrestlers win because that makes the most sence to me since it is a wrestling match. Winners - The Four Horsewomen of WWE

Smackdown Tag Team Titles - The Usos (C) Vs The New Day Doesn't need to much special build because every time these teams get in the ring magic just seems to come from out off no where. But the Usos retain so their fued can end and the division can open to more or possibly new teams. Winners - The Usos

U.S Title - Bobby Rood (C) Vs Baron Corbin Vs Dolph Ziggler Vs Shinsuke Nakamura Vs Rusev Vs Sami Zayn Vs Tye Dillinger Vs Neville Rood wins the title at Night of Champions. This is the official workhorse ladder match so it doesn't need any particular build except right before the match Daniel Bryan comes out and announces that one more person has been added to the match and out come a returning Neville. The match is a spot fest and everyone gets to have their high spots. Winner - Neville

WWE World Heavyweight Title - AJ Styles (C) Vs Kevin Owens Owens wins the Royalrumble match and gets to challange for the title at WrestleMania. They have a fantastic match where both guys get to show what they can do in the ring. But in the end AJ retains. Mainly because I've changed most of the titles... Winner - AJ Styles

Other Matches:

Kurt Angle Vs Jason Jordan Set this match up in backstage segments. I don't want to see them touch eachother before Mania. Somewhere in the match Jason grabs a mic and says that Kurt isn't his dad and that he was only using him, ending that stupid storyline. Kurt manages to make a comeback and Jordan tapps out to the Ankle Lock. Because sometimes legends deserv to win. Winner - Kurt Angle

HHH Vs Braun Strowman I want this to be a fairly short match. HHH attacks Braun before the bell rings, the match starts with HHH beating Braun. He hitts the Pedigree, but Braun kicks out at one. Braun gets up and just stares at HHH who can't belive what just happend. Then let the squash begin. Braun just pummles HHH and hits him with three or four runing powerslams and pins him clean in the middle of the ring. Winner - Braun Strowman

Bray Wyatt Vs Broken Matt Hardy Let this be a full gimmick match. Bring out sister Abigail. Bring out Señor Benjamin and Vanguard One. Let the characters make the match. Winner - No finnish

Ander The Giant Memorial Battleroyal: Just throw about 20 mainroster guys, 2 or 3 NXT guys and a handful of legends in the ring and it's all sorted.

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Dream Roster

Criteria: Good matches and economicall security. Heavy Weight:  36 Braun Strowman (WWE) Brock Lesnar (WWE) Finn Bálor (WWE) Samoa Joe (WWE) The Miz (WWE) AJ Styles (WWE) Bobby Roode (WWE) Kevin Owens (WWE) Luke Harper (WWE) Mike Kannellis (WWE) Rusev (WWE) Shinsuke Nakamura (WWE) Aleister Black (WWE) Andrade “Cien” Almas (WWE) Drew McIntyre (WWE) Kassius Ohno (WWE) Lars Sullivan (WWE) Oney Lorcan (WWE) Pete Dunne (WWE) Roderick Strong (WWE) Trent Seven (WWE) Tyler Bate (WWE) EC3 (Impact) Johnny Impact (Impact) Moose (Impact) Evil (NJPW) Katsuyori Shibata (NJPW) Kazuchika Okada (NJPW) Kenny Omega (NJPW) Tomohiro Ishii (NJPW) Tetsuya Naito (NJPW) Zack Sabre Jr. (NJPW) Hiromu Takahashi (NJPW) Cody (ROH) Dalton Castle (ROH) Silas Young (ROH) Cruiser Weight: 21 Akira Tozawa (WWE) Cedric Alexander (WWE) Jack Gallgher (WWE) Neville (WWE) Noam Darr (WWE) The Brian Kendrick (WWE) Kalisto (WWE) James Ellsworth (WWE) Sami Zayn (WWE) Ty Dillinger (WWE) Hideo Itami (WWE) Low Ki (Impact) Kota Ibushi (NJPW) Seiya Sanada (NJPW) Yujiro Kushida (NJPW) Ricochet (?) Will Ospreay (?) Austin Aries (?) Joey Ryan (?) RobVan Dam (?) Flip Gordon (ROH) Tag Teams: 15 (30) Sheamus & Cesaro (WWE) The Revival - Scott Dawson & Dash Wilder (WWE) American Alpha - Jason Jordan & Chad Gable (WWE) The Good Brothers - Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson (WWE) The Usos - Jimmy & Jey Uso (WWE) Fashion Police - Fandango & Tyler Breeze (WWE) Guerrillas of Destiny  -  Tama Tonga &  Tanga Loa (NJPW) The Young Bucks - Matt & Nick Jackson (ROH) The Best Friends - Beretta & Chuck Taylor (ROH) War Machine - Hanson & Raymond Rowe (ROH) Motor City Machineguns - Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin (ROH) Adam Page & Marty Scurll (ROH) The Authors of Pain - Akem & Rezar (WWE) Wesley Blake & Buddy Murphy (WWE) #DIY - Johnny Gargano & Tommaso Ciampa (WWE) Factions: 4 (12) The Shield - Seth Rollins, Dean Ambrose & Roman Reigns (WWE) New Day - Big E, Kofi Kingston & Xavier Woods (WWE) Sanity - Alexader Wolfe, Eric Young & Killian Dain (WWE) The Undisputed Era - Adam Cole, Bobby Fish & Kyle O´Reiley (WWE) Women: 23 Alexa Bliss (WWE) Asuka (WWE) Bayley (WWE) Nia Jax (WWE) Paige (WWE) Sasha Banks (WWE) Becky Lynch (WWE) Charlotte Flair (WWE) Ember Moon (WWE) Kairi Sane (WWE) Nikki Cross (WWE) Toni Storm (?) Mia Yim (?) Rhea Ripley (?) Candice LeRae (?) Jazzy Gabert (?) Taynara Conti (?) Sarah Logan (?) Piper Niven (?) Kay Lee Ray (?) Tessa Blanchard (?) Xia Li (?) Dakota Kai (?) Full Roster: 122

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Well then...

 Haven’t posted anything for a really long time so here goes. It’s time to complain. I was going to wait until after nxt this week to talk about it but I can’t be assed. So the summerslam weekend. First of NXT Takeover Brooklyn III was fantastic. Not a bad match on the card and if I had to pick a worst match of the night I’d have to go with the main event which I still thuroughly enjoied.

So all is grand.

But then came summerslam.

Hardys & JJ vs. The Miz and his posse

Don’t really mind the match it gave the Hardys something to do I always enjoy seeing Bo on tv and it’s to early for a JJ vs. Miz singles match. Oh right and Curtis Axel was there as well... The problem was that the arena was close to empty so there was no real crowd reactions which took away lots of potential from the match that was an alright match in and by itself. Tozawa vs. Neville

So a little more people but this time the problem is that they haven’t done anything noteworthy with the cruserweights so no one cares. The match it self was really enjoyable with solid ringwork and I like both guys so I didn’t mind it. But why was Tozawa the campion? And why was it on the preshow? If they were going to keep Neville as champ then don’t put the title on Tozawa less than a week before the show it’s just bad booking. And if you want people to care for a title then don’t put it on the preshow, that’s just bad booking. Other than that it was one of the best matches of the night.

New Day vs. Usos

Hands down match of the night. Nothing bad to say about the match other than what the actual fuck was it doing on the preshow?

Cena vs Corbin

Weak match from a wrestling standpoint and poor story going in to it. The Corbin around the post clothesline spot was kinda cool but the killed it by doing the exact same spot again but Cena hitting the clothesline at the end. Don’t care for either of them at the moment but Corbin should have picked up the win since Cena have absolutely nothing to gain from it and Corbin would have gotten the creddability of a Cena win from it.

Natalya vs. Naomi

Decent match. I just don’t care about it. Bad storyline booking going in to it.

Rusev vs. Orton

Waste of time. Poor Rusev, who did you piss of to get treated this badly. And I can’t remeber the last time I thought Orton had a good match and even less the last time I cared about anything he did.

Sheamaro vs. Mini Shield

Solid match three great guys and one decent guy who I just don’t enjoy for some reason. Good story and the right team won IMO.

Big vs. Bigger.

Boring match. Show sold his hand really good but nobody cared about it because Enzo undressed and lubed himself up above the ring. Oh and also because no on cared about the match.

Alexa vs. Sasha

Good match. Would have personally prefered if Bliss won but I don’t mind Sasha either.

Bálor vs Wyatt.

Regular tv qality match it just seemd like the match we saw on raw with loads more facepaint and the other guuy winning. Really like both guys but I didn’t really like the match.

Aj vs. KO

Does anyone remember Cena and Orton? You can kill a fued by having to many matches. Granted Owens and Styles are much better workers that Cena and Orton but I’m starting to lose intrest in the pairing. That said it would have been a good match if it was on regular TV but it felt like it was lacking something since it was on a PPV.

Mahal vs. Shinsuke

Slow match and I’m bored of Jinder as champ. I don’t like how they’ve use Shinsuke since his debut on the main rooster and thus I didn’t really care about the match.

The fatal-4-way

They gave away the results by adding the “If Lesnar loses he leaves” storyline. Other than that it was a good spotfest mainevent.

Conclusion?

Bad booking and filler ruined summerslam.

And once again NXT was the better show.

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MITMFBB

Yes... Money In The Mother Fucking Bank Bitch!

I’m actually looking forward to tonight but I’ve worked a double shift so I’m tired as fuck. Thus I’ll just put whom ever I think will win the match in bold letters.

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King Barrett Vs. R-Truth

Paige Vs. Nikki Bella

The Ryback Vs. The Big Show

New Day Vs. Prime Time Players

John Cena Vs. Kevin Owens

Seth Rollins Vs. Dean Ambrose (Ladder Match)

Neville Vs. Sheamus Vs. Randy Orton Vs. Roman Reigns Vs. Kofi Kingston Vs. Kane Vs. Dolph Ziggler (Money In The Bank Ladder Match)

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And there you have it. Don’t drink and drive.

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Congratulations to the Ryback

Daniel bryan

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Well this is one way to kill the crowd after an awesome match.

Just BOlieve...

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FIGHT OWENS FIGHT!

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“I’ve never seen one person drop from the top, let alone two”

Really Michel? What about John Morrison?

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Ten Tons of Steel!

You hopefully know by now that the elimination chamber is back. And if you don’t you’re either; 1. Not a wrestling fan. 2. Living in a hole.

So first up lets just list the match card.

Neville vs. Bo Dallas Nikki Bella vs. Naomi vs. Paige Tag Team Elimination Chamber IC Championship Elimination Chamber John Cena vs. Kevin Owens Seth Rollins vs. Dean Ambrose

Looking at this card I’m feeling happy because it’s the best card they’ve had in ages, my only worry is when am I going to go to the bathroom?

But that’s that so lets get down to the predictions.

_________________ The man who gravity forgot Vs. The Bo-dog

This is the only match on the card that I don’t quite get. I still like it but I don’t get it. See they’re both two guys who are great in their own ways. Yes I’m one of the few who enjoy Bo Dallas even if he’s a dumb character. But Bo has been a low-mid card guy pretty much since he arrived at the main rooster. And Neville has been beating the guys competing for the IC title so he should be in the chamber. But alas booking came along and gave us this...

I’m going with Neville as the winner for this match because it would kill way to much of his momentum if he lost here. _________________ Divas Championship Triple Threat  

I love the Divas division... In NXT. The main rooster doesn’t have the same level of talent  and they don’t have any good  story lines. I like how both the Bellas are putting in hard work to actually get better (And I know I say that every month) but they are still far from the likes of Sasha Banks, Becky Lynch, Paige, Emma, Charlotte, Bayley, Natalya, Tamina, Naomi or Summer Rae. But yeah, two great wrestlers and one decent wrestler should be able to put on a good match, there’s only the problem of booking. The “Give divas a chance” campaign is a complete joke. How can you say that you’re giving them a chance when they get 5 minute matches. At NXT Takeover Unstoppable you not only had two scheduled diva matches but you also had divas involved in the tag championship match, Sasha vs. Lynch was one of the most talked about matches for the event and it went on for over 20 minutes. That’s how you give divas a chance.

But enough ranting about my displeasure for the wwe divas division back to the match.

Naomi, what the fuck are they doing with your character? The quote on quote “most athletic diva” needs help from Tamina to get a title shot?

I feel like it’s time for Nikki to drop the belt because she’s held it for quite a while now and they’re not doing anything with it.

So the question is do you give it to Paige who held it not to far back. Or do you give it to Naomi who lost all her momentum turning heel?

I’m going to say Paige for this match just because she’s the most over out of them. _________________ New Day Vs. Cesaro & Kidd Vs. Prime Time Players Vs. Lucha Dragons Vs. The Ascension Vs. Los Matadores

I won’t go in too to much details about this one because it would be twice as long as the diva rant so...yeah. Should be a exiting match with lots of cool spots.

I want the Lucha Dragons to win but I don’t think they will, so my pick for the match is New Day. _________________ King Barrett Vs. Sheamus Vs. Dolph Ziggler Vs. Ryback Vs. R-Truth Vs. Rusev?(possibly someone else)

If you haven’t heard Rusev hurt his ankle during the SmackDown taping and has not been confirmed to be able compete in the chamber yet. So there might be a surprise entrant.

R-truth? Really? I don’t get why they keep adding R-Truth to these matches. It makes no sense to the story line and this spot should belong to Neville.

Originally I thought that Rusev and Ziggler would be the last men in the chamber and Lana somehow distracting Ziggler allowing Rusev to get the win. Leading to a Rusev/Lana reunion and a Rusev/Ziggler feud.

But now I’m not sure... I’m going to go with Sheamus as my pick even if I don’t particularly want to see it. _________________ Champion Vs. Champion

This match makes me happy. It feels weird saying that about a Cena match.

There are three ways this match could go.

1. (The one I’m hoping for) Owens wins after a hard fought match making him a HUGE fucking deal in the wwe.

2. Cena wins after a tough match that let Owens shine but tells the fans that he’s not at the level of the top star YET.

3. Cena comes out as super Cena, booking shits on Owens sending the message that NXT is trash and Cena is god.   

Both option 1 & 2 are fine by me.

But out of hope and shock value I’m going with Owens as the winner. _________________ WWE World HeavyWeight Championship Title Match

I don’t think these two can put on a bad match.

I’m predicting some authority shenanigans so that Rollins wins the match.

Then at both Money in The Bank and Battleground we’ll see Rollins vs Reigns. The first one will have a similar ending to the one tonight and then the second one will start going the same way but then Ambrose comes out and stops it. Rollins still retains in some way. Then we get the Shield triple threat at SummerSlam.

So my pick is Seth Rollins. _________________

There you go. My predictions.

And as always there are no facts in my predictions so don’t take it to seriously.

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Good things there are no “If Cena wins we riot” tonight

Reasons: 1. It’s Cena in a I Quit Match 2. It’s Baltimore

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Betting against Cena tonight is about as dumb as betting against gravity.

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I have no good explanation to why Bray Wyatt is dressed like Sgt:Slaughter on vacation.

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Jerry the king Lawler. - The most hillbilly thing since having sex with your cousin.

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What? You didn’t know? All black superstars can use twin magic.

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If I had told you three months ago that New Day would be part of the most anticipated match of a ppv you’d have called me crazy. But look at them now!

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And this match will end like all Sheamus matches lately.

With the crowd bored and his opponent injured.

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At this rate Payback is the NXT Unstoppable pre-show