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post christmas vibes

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In fairy tales and fantasy, two types of people go in towers:  princesses and wizards.

Princesses are placed there against their will or with the intention of ‘keeping them safe.’ This is very different from wizards, who seek out towers to hone their sorcery in solitude.

I would like a story where a princess is placed in an abandoned tower that used to belong to a wizard, and so she spends long years learning the craft of wizardry from the scraps left behind and becomes the most powerful magic wielder the world has seen in centuries, busts out of the tower and wreaks glorious, bloody vengeance on the fools that imprisoned her. 

That would be my kind of story.

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The nefarious eater

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P is for...Petal!

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It's actually funny how humans decided "fuck living in caves with all these creepy crawlies", got out of caves, built houses that have all the nice parts of a cave without any of the yucky parts, and then all the little bugs and spiders and other creepy crawly creatures that used to also live in caves thought "sweet, new and improved caves" and moved right back in with us.

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how it feels finding a cool base location in minecraft

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fearsome fangs friday!!!!!!!!!! bite everyone

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Okay but there's no way a whiny bitch like Victor was able to carry home a shitload of human remains without being caught. Like. That man had a mental breakdown and then was useless for the rest of the book, I refuse to believe nobody ever caught him carrying home human bones and whatnot.

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Someone in my fb chicken group has a little bearded bantam that likes to sit on shoulders so they did a pirate photoshoot and I am losing it

Just look at it!! THE LITTLE HAT!!!

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This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds

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Merrie Mouse with candy cane 💌 douglas

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Hey bunjy! Long time fan! I was wondering if you had any cool facts about Great Whites? I adore them, hope you have a good day!

great white sharks ARE actually sexually dimorphic, meaning that males and females are noticeably different!

and in this case, the difference in question is that the female great white is almost a quarter again as long as the male great white!

Deep Blue is an outlier adn should not be counted

you see that slender little guy in the back, looking like a ballerina gone rogue from a Swan Lake production into a Raiders game? that's the dude!

the hulking behemoth with him is the lady.

(this of course, means that all the really scary sharks Discovery likes to put on their Shark Week splash pages? mostly ladies.)

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theyre not even microtransactions anymore its just straight up full size purchases. like anything over a dollar thats a whole purchase. stop letting them get away with calling them micro. theres nothing micro about 20 dollars

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The Muppets as Goncharov (1973)

the only goncharov remake I want is a muppets version

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modern au for my little soul... they are celebrating christmas