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This is just a question for me,

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I think Bowie would be the kind of guy to have a hairless cat that wears little sweaters and vests and has a purse it gets carried in. It is either called something fanciful like 'Majesty' or 'Crown', or it is named something dumb but cute. And Raj and Wayne visit and probably didn't think hairless cats were actually a thing(given their track record of intelligence), so thought Bowie's cat was like an alien or something.

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Dumbest thought yet:

You're My Zing from Hotel Transylvania is a rajbow song

Could not tell ya why. It's dumb, it's cute, it's them, Raj is definitely the one singing. That's all.

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I always wondered what would have happened if Heather got a sort of redemption arc in Action instead of World Tour. Like the pieces were there,

Heather's team for example. Her being the only one not upset at Leshawna for the gossip, her almost sibling rivalry/friendship with Harold established in the special when they worked together, DJ being seemingly one of the few people she can tolerate. Gwen and Duncan are a bit of a coin toss but still.

Like she didn't need to win or get close to the finale, like she did in Island and World Tour, but I would have loved to see her go from the Antagonist to just sort friendly but antagonistic, since Justin and Courtney fill out that season's 'villains' so to speak more than Heather.

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Wasted potential challenge of World Tour. Two words: Alcatraz Island.

I mean come on, having to break in and out of what was one of the most difficult prisons ever would so be up Chris's alley for a challenge. Maybe it could be similar to the ripper challenge where one person is kidnapped from each team so they have to break in and save them before getting out. It's a small location yeah but you could have fun with how everyone gets in, the roof, underground, etc.

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Thanks to this fandom I can never unsee how Duncan has the leg proportions of a french bulldog.

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-Cody's Birthday Texts-

Harold:🎈🎈You are One of my Dearest Friends, and I treasure our Time Together. You brighten the lives around you, as you are a gift. I love you like a brother. Happy Birthday Day, Cody.🎈🎈

Noah: How's it feel to be THE April Fool?

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Describing World Tour team/friend groups via animals-

Team Chris is Really Really Really Really Hot: Okay so it's like a bunch of dogs and an indifferent cat

Team Amazon: They're like those cats you have to have meet each through a door first or else hell

Team Victory: So imagine a bunch of hamsters trying to spin the same wheel-

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As someone who also has a lot of siblings, all of which start with the same letter, I agree.

So my next question: How many times has he been called by his sisters names by mistake?

noah has a lot of siblings so i think itd be funny if all of noahs siblings names also started with the letter n

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Alejandro, in the same vein of Noah calling him 'Eel-ejandro' which he hates (but secretly learned to enjoy), calls Noah 'Noah-la Bear'

Noah hates it (but secretly loves it)

(something something koala = noah, the sleep cuddler thing probably)

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The reason I think Noah liked the fights on Island (IE Heather and Leshawna at the cliff, and Courtney and Harold on Playa Des Losers), was because it reminded him of his siblings fights and squabbles. Like even Leshawna throwing Heather probably reminded him of a time his oldest sister picked up one of his other siblings and tossed them into the family pool. I mean that slap fight between Courtney and Harold? That gives off siblings fighting over something petty vibes, and Noah can just hone in on that.

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(i realize some of these look like they're interacting)

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Courtney: I do not have a crush on Emma

Alejandro: You're doodling your wedding invitations

Courtney: No, that's the name and slogan of our joint law firm

Alejandro: *sarcastic* Oh how foolish of me to assume

instead of fighting about whose last name goes first if they were to hyphenate names after marriage courtnemma would fight about whose last name goes first when they're naming the law firm they're opening together

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This shitpost is brought to you by: The 'Noah is good with bears from working with Chris' Headcanon

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Alejandro strikes me as the kind of guy who had a costume phase as a kid. You know, those kids who go everywhere dressed as Spiderman or mermaids? Alejandro definitely had that phase where for like 5 months, he was dressed in the same stegosaurus hoodie and pretended to be a dinosaur.

There are only three pictures from that time. Two of which are in his mom's family scrap book, and the other is in Carlos's possession to tease the crap out of him with and keep away from Jose.

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I do not know why. But for whatever reason, I just think Noah would want a big family. I have no basis for this other then I just feel it. Like coming from such a large family himself, as well as how loud and wild his friends are typically, Noah probably secretly needs that level of chaos in his life.