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playbite vol. 2 🩷

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vtm if it was WOKE

TRANzimisce

GAYgrel

SHE/HEcata

caitYIFF

FTMalkavian

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If the BG3 companions went on a road trip, who’s the designated refueler and why is it Astarion

I saw this cosplay on Reddit and immediately had to draw it because I love it so much

Here’s a timelapse of it!

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one underappreciated feature of hellsing is that there are context clues throughout that the poses aren't just there for the stage direction, but are to be understood as something the characters are actually doing because they're all so flamboyant

it doesn't like, ever really come up, but it's striking when you realise that alucard is doing parodies of walter's poses during their fight, because he's making fun of him. he's even squeezing his hands around invisible wires

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In honor of my original meme hitting over 99k notes on tumblr dot com, I’ve made a sequel nearly 4 years later!

(original below)

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They’ll never do a Hitman level set in a Furry Convention because gamers would absolutely ruin it but imagine. like the target isn’t a furry he just owns a hotel that happens to have one every year but you can disguise yourself in a fursuit and some guy will ask you “what species is your sona” and 47 would be like “a wolf. i always felt a connection with���hunters.” and then diana would be like “let’s see if you can sniff out some information, furrty-seven” and then he comes to my house and kills me for writing this

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mysterious pink haired girl I'm playing games with at a friend's birthday party: I thought you'd be better at this when they hyped you up as such a good player. I'm not losing by that much

me, trying to find out what button combination leads to me licking her face in their bathroom: I'm not using my full power because I'm still analyzing your movements. you know, like Goku

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theres not a lot thats more rage inducing than seeing a post like 'its gonna be ok, im here by ur side and we're all gonna make it!!" When ur not in the mood. I hope we all rot just cause u got in my face with all that shit. I hope ur first

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Let me put this in terms you can fucking understand. Our son, Ornstein Creighton Ramirez, “fat rolled” into an “irl poison swamp” because you weren’t fucking watching him.

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wizard college sophomore: wtf these fucking transmutational theorems are impossible. I should have gone to fighter college with my friend, it’d be way easier

their friend at fighter college: solemnly assisting in the ritual suicide of a young man from a clan of fianna just informed that he simply does not have the soul of a warrior

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Jerma starts a cult live on twitch

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my girlfriend is taking me to the m&m store and they're putting me back on the shelves because of my joy and a big nut inside me

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STOP mesaging me about shit game Tekken 8