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It's important for me to tell you that you can boop the kitty on the boop-o-meter.

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the most disorienting thing thats ever happened to me was when a linguistics major stopped in the middle of our conversation, looked me in the eye, and said, "you have a very interesting vernacular. were you on tumblr in 2014?" and i had to just stand there and process that one for a good ten seconds

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this isn't finished and probably never will be but i was encouraged to post this because it would be funny

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Whoever was the first bouncer who came up with the "you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here" was one hell of a king for setting professional emotional boundaries. Such a gentle and tactful but explicitly clear way of concisely saying "look man I'm not telling you to go solve all your problems. All I need you to do for me is to stop being my problem."

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A pound of smoked salmon for the lady. STAT

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this is so funny. its like a feral animal lightly feeding out of the palm of your hand. yeah thats it... theres love out there. theres actual queer rep, you dont have to settle for bait and jokes. eat the grains

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love it when my friends say "you would do numbers on Tumblr" buddy I am on Tumblr. and the number is 3

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“Which spices go with which foods” lists are of limited value to me because, like, I have functioning taste buds. What I really need is a “spices that need to be added at the start of the cooking time in order to properly develop versus spices that need to be added in the last five minutes because extended heating fucks up the flavour profile” list – that shit is not intuitive.

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the age-old question: "is my beloved mutual in a totally different time zone to me or do they just have a terrible sleep schedule"

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Did anyone tell Ford

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the way I've not seen NEARLY as many posts or memes about the second assassination attempt is so fucking funny like yeah just wake us up when someone succeeds

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Reblog for sample size and also tell me why in the tags. I want violence. I want discourse. I want bloodshed