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Tumblr should have a feature where every anon has a tenth of a percent chance to be de-anonymized. First because I think a 1/1000 chance would be too high a risk for most people sending hate. Second because it would be very funny.

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this is like lingerie to me

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what if Kabru in the sauna episode

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Let’s goooooooo

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imagine if your boyfriend was like I can smell an ant. and started tracking

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glad to see those spreading the truth

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screaming crying laughing at the fact that my friend actually appeared on T.V. with her dog named The Zit

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you: wait, babe… we can’t fuck yet… you aren’t wearing protection…

your vampire lover: protection? what do you mean prote- oh ok so fuck you first of all

you, holding these:

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does this mean anything to you

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sir that is my beloved mutual with whom i have not shared a fandom since 2013

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so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you

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tragedy enjoyers when even good intentions lead to ruin