Me: no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, first clenching, ear rining, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail stractching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, you could dracarys me like how you dracarys the Riverlands, or take me as a prize of war and i'd still ride you.
Also, how do I become a paper, so he could crumple me?
(Part 3)
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"You hear that, boy? Your mama wants you dead."
Oh my fucking God, they really did that. They gave Aegon the Maelor storyline.
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When it’s late and you just want to sleep and wrap up in your Lannister Snuggie but now you got to stay up past your bedtime and impregnate a bunch of women
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right, the episode 6 hate is not it
I love the scene between Mysaria and Rhaenyra, the fact that both she and Daemon have betrayed each other in a way, which opens up a new avenue for what will happen when they meet again. I love that Madam betrays Aemond and the Greens, because why would she care about them? I love the scene between Aemond and Alicent, his look so longing for her closeness, his hand tightening on her wrist only to finally push her away. I love that Aegon told Aemond that he didn't remember anything because he was simply afraid of him. I love that Larys is a whore. I love that Aemond is stupid and short-tempered but still recognized his grandfather as the best Hand he could ever have. I love that Alys isn't a ghost and that she killed poor Lord Tully.
I really liked this episode.
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