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Hey guys when you say something is for the Sarkaz can you include me in that as well? the Teekaz the Sarkaz and Ines if that's not too much trouble

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Choose your Amiya 🐰

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Last Steam Knight

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rosmonti

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I’m going to invent a new hilarious kind of racism where I start referring to the Sankta as a race of Sarkaz and see how far I can get before I get punched in the mouth by an angel

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Blaze pawing under the door after being locked in a room moments

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a knight can only move to the closest squares that a queen can't move to. but i would prefer a variant where a knight can move to any square a queen couldnt move to.

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I love the hagiographies that are like "St. Christopher was 12 feet tall and frost giants helped him build an abbey out of the bones of a giant pig, which were gold"

And then you Google the abbey and it's clearly just French and made of slate rock or whatever.

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Stuck my hand into my totebag to get my wallet and instead was met with id say 5 or 6 centimetres of straight unsalted butter. Just sank right into it. Now this raises some eyebrows but I shan't elaborate

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My sword glows in the presence of air, which usually just means its a handy light source but also means that when it goes out i know im turbofucked

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logging on and churning out posts to keep the dashboard alive #allinadayswork

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oopsie! You got a bit too manic about a creative project too close to bedtime and now your brain is too awake to sleep. One million dead 10 morbillion injured

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To me in 2016: if youre still on this website, fuck you but i understand

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“how would you feel if someone blocked you just because they found you annoying?” then i wouldn’t have to interact with someone who thinks i’m annoying? i don’t see a problem

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some utena doodles from this week