swallowthekn1fe
swallowthekn1fe
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I have complex feelings about God and cannibalism
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swallowthekn1fe · 8 hours ago
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I love making sounds. Ahh.. oughhh,.,. gnn. ngh h.pheew... ,,moo.oow ,,grr..,,mm. I'm sorry I've run out of things to post
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swallowthekn1fe · 8 hours ago
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All of my friends fucking hate me. Rightfully so
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swallowthekn1fe · 1 day ago
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I love responding to people with "ough." Like yeah. Oughjhrhhhh
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swallowthekn1fe · 2 days ago
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"Takes one to know one" yeah and it takes gun to blow fun. turn around
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swallowthekn1fe · 2 days ago
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You know, I should be sitting in a middle-aged man's lap right now while he braids my hair, but instead, I'm trying to remember how to do trigonometric functions. Fuck my whole life actually
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swallowthekn1fe · 2 days ago
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I don't want just any older man, I want Will Graham.
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swallowthekn1fe · 2 days ago
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NEW NAILS!!!
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swallowthekn1fe · 2 days ago
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I can't breathe
Mistynat physically hurts me
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swallowthekn1fe · 3 days ago
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I showed you my favorite song. Now where's my love and devotion
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swallowthekn1fe · 3 days ago
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Just wanna brag about this outfit bc look at it
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swallowthekn1fe · 3 days ago
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Meee !!
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swallowthekn1fe · 3 days ago
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Nevermind I just saw a dead body. Carry on
I don't have anyone or anything blocked on here. I love drama. Yes, argue my children. Rip each other to shreds over fiction characters. I am so interested. Please continue
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swallowthekn1fe · 3 days ago
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I don't have anyone or anything blocked on here. I love drama. Yes, argue my children. Rip each other to shreds over fiction characters. I am so interested. Please continue
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swallowthekn1fe · 3 days ago
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Murder Husbands in their final form (calico critters)
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swallowthekn1fe · 3 days ago
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While you guys were grunting and groaning I was hunting and owning
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swallowthekn1fe · 4 days ago
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Fiona Apple starting a song with "I was recently rid of a man again" is so real like yeah. I just disposed of a man and I'm a little bitter about it. So what
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swallowthekn1fe · 4 days ago
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I love this pic like he literally did not give a single fuck
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