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btw when i say hot lesbian i just mean lesbian

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btw when i start a sentence with “i’m sorry but” i’m not sorry

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“i love being rich” i say with 3 dollars to my name

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except this is the kind of person i am bc i want residual fame from my shitty little addition

me when i accidentally start typing my comments on the post body instead of the tags: oh no that’s not the kind of person i am

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Stalking You. ily <3

oh!!!!?? that’s!! off putting!!!!! get out of my walls pls!!

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there was a period of time i forgot loser like me was a glee original song and thought it was just a kelly clarkson song i mostly knew from glee and i really miss that time

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i’m still pissed tiktok killed smiling friends

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just got here but. i like u because you're funny and have good music taste

omg i’m literally sobbing guys my first fan. ty for acknowledging how iconic and hilarious i am ft my perfect taste i’ll never forget you 6eyesmunch. you’ll be in my egort speech💞💞 (emmy, grammy, oscar, razzie, and tony)

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i swear my whole body is a mucus membrane don’t get anything on me pls or i will start panicking and sobbing on the spot

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Isolation is addicting

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there is no greener flag than a TRUE chucky fan

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Ncuti: I can't keep playing the Doctor, these old knees just won't let me 😩

Also Ncuti:

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the pla yap is back because like at least on paper it’s literally a perfect game. “ohh pokemon is too easy now” “ohh but it’s a kids game so like how much harder do you want it to be” AND LEGENDS ARCEUS LITERALLY SOLVES BOTH OF THOSE. like it’s challenging ENOUGH to be enjoyable by most/all ages BUT ALSOOOOO it’s not like fucking cuphead where even finishing the game is a flex

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i watched ten inch hero(2007) like a week ago and tbh wasn’t paying attention 40% of the time but that movie shook me to my core. because what the fuck. like actually what the fuck. i watched the movie for the hot punk guy (my fault i guess??) and THE MOVIE ENDS WITH MAKING HIM ALL NORMIE AND LIKE “PRESENTABLE”??????? WHEN A MAJOR POINT OF THE MOVIE IS A LOT OF TIMES ALT PEOPLE ARE KINDER THAN THE PEOPLE WHO TRY TO LOOK “PRESENTABLE”?????????? like no i’m still mad first they wouldn’t let him go on the girls trip and then they REMOVE HIS INDIVIDUALITY. btw no this was not like an slc punk “i was the real poser all along” “how you dress doesn’t make you punk” it was just like “lolz he finally let that stupid ass phase go😄😄” anyway now be as pissed as me

AND THEN??

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drinks too much caffeine and gets anxious for like 5 hours > does not sleep (rhobh 14 3 part reunion) > drinks more caffeine

not even kidding i kinda feel great but i know this is gonna crash in like 5 minutes

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i’m sorry but a cozy game that doesn’t give any hints towards what i’m supposed to be doing is NOT cozy for me it literally becomes a job because why am i spending 6 hours frantically playing stardew valley because every day keeps ending before i can do literally everything under the sun