Corrin: let’s say you’re forced to choose between two people you love dearly, one you’ve known all your life and the other you connected with almost instantly, what would you do?
Do your worst, I’m ready. I have acne and my channel’s dying, fucking GO. I’ll never be as successful as you GO. I’m just copying you and Jack in every fucking way GO
I found the male version of myself, this entire video is me
“What is this tiny fragile thing I don’t get why everyone is so worried about itnO DON’T GIVE IT TO ME?!?!?!?”
5 minutes later…
“I have never been so peaceful in my life. This is Nirvana.”
“I’ve known Shiro/Kiragi/Kana/Shigure for 5 minutes but if anything ever happened to them I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.”
SUPER nervous about holding the baby at first, but eventually gets the hang of it
Not sure how to take care of her niece/nephew, but wants to help her siblings as much as she can
As soon as her nieces/nephews can sit up by themselves, she starts sitting them gently on horses and pegasi (keeping a good hold of them so they don’t fall, of course) to get them used to animals (Shigure takes to this the most easily, followed closely by Kana. Kiragi isn’t the best at balancing, but he’s all smiles the entire time. Shiro takes…a while)
Camilla:
Mommy alert
Jk
But no seriously Camilla those are nOT YOUR KIDS
She spoils her nieces and nephews HARD - like they don’t even have to ask. They can just look at a toy and Camilla will buy it for them then and there
Gets playfully offended when she’s not the go-to babysitter
Group naptime is a MUST
In all seriousness, she is a really good caretaker. She does not let her nieces/nephews get away with anything.
Has a Doctorate in giving The Look™
Always reads the kids a bedtime story and lets the kids take turns picking which one (Siegbert’s favorite is The Story About Ping by Marjorie Flack, Forrest’s is The Rainbow Fish by Marcus Pfister, Kana’s is Harold and the Purple Crayon by Crockett Johnson, and Shigure’s is The Velveteen Rabbit by Margery Williams)
Sakura:
Surprisingly not nervous when she first holds her niece/nephew
Somehow able to calm even the most temperamental babies and toddlers
The best at resolving arguments between the kids
Cannot change a diaper to save her life
As good as getting the kids to bahave as Camilla, except instead of making them afrain of the consequences of misbehaving, she just shows them how disappointed she is. Gets em every time.
Doesn’t have a stutter when talking to her nieces and nephews
“You wouldn’t want someone to pull your hair, would you?”
Likes to take her nieces and nephews on walks through the town and help out the townspeople
The kids like to surprise her with group hugs and she always ends up crying
Not afraid to put kids in corners
Buys sweets to share with her nieces and nephews (Shiro likes hard candies, Kiragi loves sour, Kana can’t get enough of everything, and Shigure adores white chocolate)
Elise:
Can she even count as a babysitter??
The Fun One™
Tea party at noon attendence is MANDATORY!!!!!
Takes her nieces and nephews with her to the underground to pass out flowers and spread the joy
Usually joins in on Camilla’s naptimes
Introduces the kids to Dress Up
There is no quiet
Hide and seek tag in the courtyard
Hide and seek in the dark at night
Hide and seek to avoid your parents
Elise do you actually know where the kids are
ELISE
Gives each niece/nephew their own unique stuffed animal when they’re born (Siegbert got a horse, Forrest got a lamb, Kana got a puppy, and Shigure got a dove!)