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holy shit i’m back!!! i totally forgot my login and password lol

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THIS IS SO FUCKING IMPORTANT

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nomi & amanita in the sense8 chrismas special

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I bet you wish you’d never brought me along. Right? And I bet you wish you would have killed me when I was born, just like you wanted to. I thought your legs were a weakness and you wouldn’t survive. I was wrong. Your legs have given you a strength, a strength that even your brothers don’t have. You are like a deaf man whose eyesight is sharper than anyone else.

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your mom didn’t let you chill in the womb for 9 months so you could degrade women

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*jerk with a heart of gold* 

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As an actor you never know what your next job’s going to be, so it’s always very much a surprise. And I very much enjoy working on Vikings.

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Where is our mother?                                    She’s dead, Ubbe. I killed her.

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You have something good and beautiful hidden inside of you. Just as I have something dark and wicked inside of me.

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Empire - 3x09

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every episode of house ever

*episode opens with patient going about their every day life*

patient: owww my everything

*patient goes to hospital*

house: okay guys got any ideas

literally everyone: ehh probably meningitis

house: well you're wrong give him a lumbar puncture

foreman: house despite you being the head of our team we obviously know more than you

house: *joke about foreman being black*

foreman:

house:

foreman:

house:

chase: hey cameron you wanna bang later

cameron: fuk u

chase: eyyy she wants me ;0

patient: oww my everything

cameron: the patient is getting worse house what do we do

house: pfff fuck if i know

cameron: damn house you suck you're a terrible doctor he obviously has meningitis

house: give him some drugz idk

cameron: wow guys did you hear house telling us to give the patient drugs? damn he's a great doctor wouldn't you just like to bang him?

chase: >:(

cuddy: house go work in the clinic

house: no

cuddy: do it or else

house: ugh fine

*insert some comic-relief scene of house in the clinic with a dumb patient*

*meanwhile the first patient gets worse*

patient: owww now my eyes are green

chase: house his eyes are green and he is literally on the brink of death what do we do

*INSERT 30 SECOND LONG MONTAGE OF HOUSE GOING OVER THE FACTS*

house: gREEN EYES?! THIS IS A SIGN OF TITTY DEFLATION!

*insert a 3D animation of how the disease works with voice over of how it works*

house: only a shot of the super-duper-illegal anti-titty deflation vaccine that has not yet been made legal can save him now

cuddy: NO

house: YES

cuddy: NO

house: YES

cuddy: NO

house: fuk u bitch i do what i want lmao cuddy? more like slutty ayyyy

*house gives patient cure*

patient: wow, doctor! by some miracle you've cured me! And even the chronic pain in my back was fixed!

house: yet another symptom of your titty deflation

wilson: how did he have titty deflation? he doesn't have titties

house: shut up, wilson, you were probably irrelevant this episode

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favorite characters: Gregory House