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angiespeggy:

list of trash aus i need immediately

“hey we hooked up last night and it turns out you are my childs teacher” au

“we both play this stupid game online and you keep beating me every single goddamn time so i called you out and you are pretty cute but can you not” au

“im a bartender and you just came in here without shoes sat down and ordered a chocolate volcano and idk what the fuck that is and im scared to ask” au

“we are neighbours and every night at 3:14 am you start yodeling for no fucking reason??? why???? is that you yodeling??? its been 2 months???” au

“im a pizza delivery person and i just delivered a pizza to someone in the middle of a satanic ritual and they gave me their number???” au

“i woke up this morning to find you sitting in my living room with a goat in a poncho??? who are you??? why is the goat wearing a poncho??? how did you get the goat in here i live on the 12th floor???” au

“we work out at the same gym and you always look super legit but i know you sing hannah montana in the shower and you know i know” au

“im a cashier and i saw you stuffing you pants full of potatoes and i would stop you but you already have 27 and i want to see how many you can fit"au

“its 4 am and im drunk as fuck in a mcdonalds and you have been watching my trying to eat this burger for 30 minutes” au

“i was playing beer pong with a coin and i accidentally threw it right into your eye at a party” au

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AUs for when your OTP are both assholes

You drive a massive SUV and steal my parking spot all the time and I was just heading out to leave a strongly worded note under your windshield wiper but oh no you’re hot AU

I’m a barista and you’re the obnoxious customer who comes through and orders a venti macchiato while talking on the phone the whole time so I misspell your name in increasingly creative ways every day AU

I’m a busy businessperson and my barista keeps misspelling my name in increasingly disrespectful ways, honestly, who does this person think they are AU

We were both playing wingman for our friends who have now decided to go home together, and after five minutes of conversation we fucking hate each other, let’s bang it out AU

I saw you trying to hit the “door close” button in the elevator but I made it in and then I pushed every single button to make you later for work, but now we’re stuck in this fucking elevator as it stops at every single floor and I don’t know what to say other than “you started it” AU

I asked for your help getting a book off the top shelf and and you laughed at my taste and called me a nerd so I shoved you into a table of nonfiction best-sellers and that’s how we both got banned from the quirky community bookstore AU

I take my grades very seriously and you’re the lazy asshole who asks a ton of off-topic questions to distract the professor and I might be a foot shorter than you but I swear to god I’ll fight you AU

You tried to barge into a private conversation so I said something devastatingly witty and dismissive but you came back with something even meaner and more clever AU

Shouting match over the last Thanksgiving turkey at the grocery store AU

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more aus to consider

“you fell asleep on my shoulder on the flight but it’s okay because you smelled nice and I was cold anyway” au

“I was the poor loser you lent your umbrella to yesterday, my cat scratched the fabric open and i’m so sorry” au

“I’m low on cash but I really need some food from this vending machine, could i trouble you for a dollar?” au

“We were partnered together for this project and we both forgot to do it, now we have to pull an all-nighter at my house” au

“The bus broke down near your house, I know we’re not super close but I live three miles away and this storm is horrible, can i stay over?” au

“I came to the Halloween party as Frankenstein and you came as Frankenstein’s Bride, now everyone thinks we’re dates” au

“You probably don’t remember but you saved me from some bullies once in middle school and god damn it every year you just get hotter” au

“I was rehearsing lines for the romantic lead and I didn’t see you through that window, I had no idea that YOU were playing my romantic interest and now I can’t remember a single line” au

“I know this is awkward, my friend saw that I was alone at the dance and they pulled you over to dance with me and I’m sorry” au

“I’m a photography student and the light was just shining off your hair so perfectly I just HAD to take a picture and now you’ve found it online, I’m in trouble now” au

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story idea

a superhero story where the villain and the superhero are roommates and they keep making excuses to each other about why they are out all the time and they stitch each other up after battles but neither has any idea that the other is their nemesis and they keep on having to lie to each other why they are covered in scratches and bruises

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oh god royal aus

“your country’s trying to take over/annex my country and you’re making it difficult to hate you because you’re so nice and attractive stop it” au

“we’ve been engaged to be married since we were three but this is the first time we’ve met and your portraits really don’t do you justice” au

“i’m a prince/ss and you’re a servant and we’re not supposed to hang out but we’re gonna fall in love anyways” au

“i’m a prince/ss and you’re my bodyguard and we’re so not supposed to bang but we kind of did anyways” au (bonus: limo sex is great sex)

princess diaries style “i grew up not knowing i was royal and suddenly my royal grandparent showed up out of nowhere and told me i was so now i guess i’m the heir to the throne and you’re my crush from my pre-royal days but i still have a crush on you” au

alternately, “i grew up not knowing i was royal and now i guess i’m heir to a throne and you’re the guy who’s supposed to be teaching me how to be royal bc i suck at it and oops we made out” au

"i’m a prince/ss from a small country nobody’s heard of and i’m in college pretending not to be royal and you’re another student who’s always calling me out on my bs” au

“my country’s going through some issues so i’m here in hiding and you’re a civilian who lives in the same apartment complex as me” au

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DARK RP STARTERS

"You'll be fine."

"I'm afraid it's very fatal."

"These test results..don't make any sense."

"How far can your arm go before it breaks?"

"I'll carve your eyes out with a spoon."

"What does he have that I don't"

"Why did he choose her instead of me?"

"..Why?"

"Make as many stab wounds as you want."

"I am destined as your tool."

"The girl must die."

"The boy must die."

"I want to taste your blood on my lips."

"Where do we go from here?"

"These voices..cease to let me be."

"I..can't stop crying."

"Use me as you will."

"None of it matters now."

"Shadows fallow my every step."

"You've gone..completely mad."

"I'm barking mad."

"Winter is coming."

"I could kill you right now."

"You..You're dead!"

"May the lord have mercy on your soul."

"The mental ward let me out early this year."

"Oh how i miss the voices."

"Everyone is equal when they're dead."

"Cancel Christmas."

"Bring me more war."

"I love war."

"I piss on your traditions."

"I hate your heart."

"I hate your soul."

"I promise, you won't feel a thing."

"Bring her to me."

"Bring him to me."

"A few holes in the head give the madness more space."

"I hate everything about you."

"I will abandon you."

"What is that girl up to?"

"I am stretched on your grave."

"Kill me now.."

"If I fall from the grace of God where no murdered ghost can haunt me.."

"You are one in from the plank, don't make me push you."

"I don't care."

"Leave me behind."

"Everything you've told me was a lie!"

"Everything I've told yo was a lie!"

"How could you ever think to leave them behind?"

"Someone should nail your feet to the floor."

"My last breath will be your curse."

"He will KILL you."

"She will KILL you."

"I did noting."

"It was an accident!"

"You've killed your own brother!"

"I want nothing to do with him!"

"How can I possibly trust you?"

"Pathetic."

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AU'S

"i just committed a crime and i need to use you as a hostage i am so sorry" au

you were my rival in first grade and damn you’ve gotten really hot since then au

i was shrunk to 4 inches tall by a witch and now i kinda live in your kitchen without you knowing au

i am actually good at math but the math tutor is really hot so i’m pretending to be dumb au

two strangers locked inside a grocery store at three am together au

 i’m mute and you’re the lead singer of my favorite band who just pulled me on stage to sing with you au

who can sell the most cookies contest au

we’re strangers but i absolutely hate your music taste and i feel the need to tell you this on a crowded subway au

 i’m a fisherman and you’re a mermaid who got tangled in one of my nets au

i purposely get your coffee order wrong just so you’ll talk to me again au

we’re both sick and we both grabbed for the last can of soup at the store au

tree climbing contest but we both got stuck up on the top branches and now we have to wait for the fire department au

you’re singing my favorite song but you’re singing it wrong au

you’re the crazy cat person next door and your cats keep on wandering into my yard au

i’m a ghost and you’re a ghost hunter au

you’re my siblings’s best friend and i absolutely hate you but pretend to be my boy/girlfriend to piss off my family au

you look exactly like the main character in my novel au

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some reincarnation AUs

I fell in love with you three lifetimes ago and I’ve been looking for you ever since but I’ve been starting to give up and my friends’s new crush has your eyes and oh god I’m not going to steal someone’s date just because I’m hoping you’re the person I met in a past life (jk yes I am)

I’ve met you in every single lifetime and I always hope it will work out but it doesn’t but I’ll still keep finding you again because those few days/months/years together with you are always so worth it 

 I meet and fall in love with you in every lifetime at the same age but your age is always different so it never works out and for the first time I’m meeting you when we’re the same age and I’m horrified that I might fuck this up 

 I skipped like four cycles of reincarnation and I know you’re pissed at me for leaving you all those lifetimes but it wasn’t my fault please please will you take me back 

 We only remember each other in alternating lifetimes so every lifetime we have to find one another and convince each other that we’re soul mates but half the time I won’t believe you and half the time you’re already dating someone else 

 I don’t know how to tell you this but the reason you didn’t see me in our last reincarnation cycle is because for some fucked up reason I was reincarnated as your dog 

 We keep reincarnating as people who speak different languages and it’s kind of pissing me off because I can never initially confirm if it’s you but at least I keep learning a bunch of cool new languages each lifetime

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the-bards-apprentice replied to your post: the-bards-apprentice said: Oh man, I l...

Well my Dalish is gonna get taken by the dread wolf for sure…Gotta romance the egg! He’s been my priority since the LI’s were announced. But Avon is my first playthrough and she’ll romance Commander Noodle Hair.

hahha that's the first time i've heard that. Most people stumbled upon liking the romance with Solas

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the-bards-apprentice said: Mwahaha, thanks for writing it out for me anyway! I started playing Inquisition recently and now all I want to do is doodle Inquisitors in my spare time. I’m actually playing as Avon for this first run, she’s also going to be a knight enchanter.

Knight Enchanter Sweet!! hella op. I'm way TOO deep in dragon age. I started out casually playing on my friend's ps4 next thing I know I have a ps4 and I'm 4 inquisitors in. hahah It's been fun. My excuse is I've been letting my dad make the choices while I play since he's been bedridden from surgery. First runthrough I was a dalish elf rogue. 

the-bards-apprentice said: Aww, that’s so cool! I hope his recovery goes smoothly! Who’ve you been romancing so far? Any favorites?

Thanks!! :) So far Blackwall, Cassandra, Solas, and now I'm on Sera for my assqisitor playthrough. I want to do them all. The romances give so much more depth to each character. My favorites are Cassandra and Solas. I love Cassandra. I kept her in my party a lot and loved how fleshed out she is. I was between her and Josephine but I'm glad I picked her. Solas...this suave mother fucker. I didnt care too much for him at first and kept bumping heads with him about the dalish...but damnnn you'll see hahah

the-bards-apprentice said: Oh man, I love Cass! She’s so fantastic. I’m glad she and Avon are getting along so well. (At least for the moment, haha.) And Solas! Oh, Solas! I’ve started a Dalish Inquisitor too so I can romance him. The end results will be…dreadful… >:3

ahahahhahahah get ready for the heartbreak. 

both those two are my headcanon li for the inquisitor. I'm a sucker for power couples ahah Who are you romancing?

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Got a question for you, Omi: if Albert and Maka were Inquisitors what character class and specializations do you think they'd be?

What have you done to me Marchie hahah I have no time to map out their whole lives and yet here i am

Albert - Warrior/Sword&Shield/Templar 

Albert grew up in a chantry orphanage with his younger sister, his eager questions about his parents always deflected by the Chantry sisters. Though often christened a troubled child, he was recognized for his undeniable potential with a blade and was trained by the Chantry to become a Templar. He is often bitter about his appointment but keeps his thoughts to himself. Despite this, Albert spends most his free hours honing his skill. It is by luck or fate that he attends the Conclave.

Makaias - Mage/Knight-Enchanter (focus healing magic) 

Makaias  is the only child of a noble family, greatly loved and doted upon by his parents. He began displaying signs of magic as an adolescence and was reluctantly given up to the Circle.Though he grew up in a rather accommodating circle, that of which he is thankful for, he’s always borne resentment for his stolen future. His specialization game me trouble because he’s more of a heal/support kind of character, like Wynne from DA:O. He is chosen to attend the Conclave as a negotiator because of his diplomatic skills and his noble blood.

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Agreeing to make couple OCs with someone but neither of you are allowed to show your OCs to each other until they are ready and now those two are going to get together and they must work it out no matter what 

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offers other person the second twix at a bus stop au

share an umbrella in a hail storm au

car broke down at same shitty restaurant in the middle of nowhere au

caR BROKE DOWN AND HOT LOCAL FIXES IT AU

'why does my shitty neighbour keeps using my wifi' 'then you shouldntve made the password a dumb lord of the rings reference' au

lost cat au

tech support au

only ones at dumb demonstration au

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But what if in the superhero au bar soap was like Albert's kryptonite? It's such a slippery bugger!

oh god

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Found another song that made me think of sphr au. :> 

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*casually drops trashy wip sketch in here bc Gotham has gotten me all hyped up for superhero things lately and I’ve needing to draw* 

So this thing resulted from a really old story idea I had a long time ago back in the beginning days of high school and this weird need for me to see present age Maka and a younger Avon interact.

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Stumbled across the song yesterday and it made me think of Maka.