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klaus: to be cringe is to be free
five: and he’s immortal? so there’s no chance of being free of him?
#the umbrella academy#tua season 3#tua#five and klaus an underated duo#five and klaus#klaus and five#klaus hargreeves
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Inej: Should we play 20 questions?
Kaz: Sure
Kaz: What’s your favourite colour?
Inej: Triangle. Do you love me?
#soc#kaz x inej#kaz brekker#dirty hands#kazzle dazzle#inej ghafa#soc inej#six of crows#shadow and bone
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five: sir i’m afraid
reggie: stay close to your siblings
five: yeah that’s why i’m afraid
#the umbrella academy#klaus hargreeves#five hargreeves#tua season 3#diego hargreeves#klaus x five#klaus x reginald#reginald hargreeves
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five: do you take constructive criticism?
klaus: i only take cash or card
#the umbrella academy#klaus hargreeves#five hargreeves#tua#tua season 3#five and klaus#klaus and five#klaus and five are underrated
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klaus: i made tea
ben: i don’t want tea
klaus: i made tea for me
ben: then why are you telling me?
klaus: it’s a conversation starter
ben: that’s a lousy conversation starter
klaus, looking around acting surprised: we’re having a conversation. so id say that’s… checkmate?
#the umbrella academy#klaus hargreeves#tua#tua season 3#five hargreeves#diego hargreeves#klaus and ben
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Matthias: Go fuck yourself!
Nina: Fuck me yourself you coward!
Kaz: Umm, this is a heist meeting
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reggie, in a sinister tone: now listen here pretty boy
klaus: you think i’m prETTY?!
reggie: now wait hang on
klaus, skipping away swaying his arms: dad thinks i’m pretty, dad thinks i’m prettyy
reggie: •_•
#the umbrella academy#klaus hargreeves#tua#five hargreeves#tua season 3#five and klaus an underated duo#diego hargreeves#tua fandom#reginald hargreeves
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Five is 99% sass and 1% I NEED TO SAVE MY DUMBASS FAMILY
#the umbrella academy#tua season one#tua#tua season 3#five and klaus an underated duo#five hargreeves#klaus and five#number five#hargreeves siblings
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Me, pressing play on season 1 episode 1 of TUA: and like the cycle of the year, we begin again
#the umbrella academy#klaus hargreeves#tua fandom#tua season one#five hargreeves#diego hargreeves#viktor hargreeves
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Mal about Alina’s time with the Darkling: I wanted to be supportive, but throw up at the same time
Alina: You didn’t want to be supportive
Mal: No. I didn’t
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klaus: am i in trouble?
five: take a guess
klaus: no?
five: take another guess
#the umbrella academy#klaus hargreeves#tua#five hargreeves#tua incorrect quotes#tua season 3#five and klaus#five and klaus an underated duo
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luther: how’s everyone doing today
five: i’m breathing
luther: bit of a low standard
five: *glances to the other side of the room*
klaus: i cAnT bReAtHe!!
five: you were saying
#the umbrella academy#klaus hargreeves#five hargreeves#tua#tua incorrect quotes#tua season 3#five and klaus
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klaus to five on their trip: how do you manage to stay so positive?
five, after dealing with two apocalypses &lowkey giving up: delusion
#the umbrella academy#tua shitpost#tua season 3#five and klaus an underated duo#klaus and five#five hargreeves#klaus hargreeves
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five: i’m not actually funny, i’m just mean and people think i’m joking
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kaz preparing to compliment inej: i knew what i needed to do. but in a much more real sense, i have no idea what to do
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Klaus: if there was one thing i was destined for, it was to be in the passenger seat
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Viktor: I’m sick of breaking generational curses I’m going to start making them
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